the official you wake up shivering drinking a low calorie blue gatorade and you remem

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ber that you paid like 7 dollars for premium rush last night thread

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rofl GOTSTA HAVE MY GLACIER FREEZE SON

[VaughnP]

Rofl, never heard of that flick. Is it like a bike messenger action movie?

[VaughnP]

Movie poster literally says "RIDE LIKE HELL".

[VaughnP]

X7oqE2lCFOY

I'm taking a different route.

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the good news is i literally remember none of it

[VaughnP]

A close friend of mine literally posted a pic of a bottle of glacier freeze yesterday morning tagging it shit like #resurrection #mana #gatheringmythoughts etc.

THIS IS BEYOND COINCIDENCE.

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it basically keeps me alive

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also ur friend is a complete faggot for hashtagging a bottle of gatorade

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#GATHERINGMYTHOUGHTS should literally be enough to cut him out of your life

[VaughnP]

I can't disagree with that one, but you just gotta know the guy. Kid is just different, literally has the nickname Bunky which makes no sense considering he is descended from a bunch of rich wasp assholes. It all makes more sense when you know him.

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i dunno im gonna gather my thoughts on this one

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also you do realize that gatheringmythoughts is his new nickname or do i have to do everything for you

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shit you can even start calling him hank gathers and then evolve that into just calling him frank

tell him to send me a thank you note after you torture him with this

[VaughnP]

Planning on using gatheringmythoughts every chance I get. But there is not telling if he realized the ridiculousness beforehand. Guy walks a very fine line.

On a side not, just took 3 fish oil pills, a B vitamin heavy multi, then had a bottle of water that I mixed silk amino acids into. Basically get serious with your early morning nutrition.

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yea ialready had like 3 sips of white wine and im going to get bagels and coffee but you do you kid

[VaughnP]

Your tombstone epitaph for your under 35 massive heart attack death will read "BUT I TOOK FISH OIL PILLS. . ."





(throwing your own old jokes at you)

[VaughnP]

Pretty sure it was you that said that, but I could be wrong. Not sure what I am still doing up.

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yes fish oils was me and i do have some and take them whenever i remember

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yes fish oils was me and i do have some and take them whenever i remember

haha i have a bottle ive been working on for a year.

[rum dick]

serious question - this gatorade that yall are babbling about, is it better at killing a hangover than naked juice (and im not talking weaksauce naked juice that taste good like strawberry/banana, im talking the green one)?

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ill drink whatever the fuck i have but for me gatorade does that rehydrate thing while the green machine is like work to drink and is kinda thick when ur gasping for air

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also i just got a turkey with 2 kinds of salami if theres a groundswell ill tweet it later i literally have no idea where my phone is

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aright im probably like 100 percent gonna tweet it later STOP FRONTIN GARE

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also there was some mom and her 2 teenage daughters ordering like 11 sandwiches in front of me what is there going on today besides the laker game

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aaaaaaaand i solved it the oscars

[Bobby Wong]

daytona 500 bro

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it takes a village to get gare through a single day

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/EnfYsrl.jpg

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they literally ordered 18 sandwiches and it looked like it was written on a piece of bark like 5 minutes into this ordeal shes like WAIT UM that 3rd cheesesteak CHICKEN CHEESESTEAK

the whole place was in a tizzy

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i am chugging cheetos cuz its one of those kinda days they are mega underrated

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also 50 might have been the first black guy to rap about nascar

*ahem*

LEAVE IT TO THEM THEY SAY THEY GOT A FAST CAR/NASCAR/TRUCK WITH A CRASHBAR/ME IM IN THE FIVE WITH STOCK RIMS something something i forget the rest

-1999

[Suicide King]

hella hyphy right here
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