the official early morning sex thread where you tap out and shes like its okay

[gay sex]

and shes already handed you a blue gatorade like ur running a marathon

THATS LOVE FOLKS

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gobble gobble

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HI BOB

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someone change his name to Incognito Bob

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this shit right here writes itself folks

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so gay sex, how long you go for? i tend to go marathon status 3 hours give or take, usually sixes or so I dip into the fours when I notice ugly women at the grocery store because they have some thigh showin DON'T HATE ME IF I GO INTO THE FOURS THAT'S WHERE JASEP BELONGS AND I KNOW I AM BETTER THAN THAT BUT A MAN'S GOTTA DO WHAT HIS PENIS TELLS HIM TO DO OK?

[Hillbilly Jim]

then the awkward silence when gay sex has to pay an extra hundred for being over 300 lbs

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youre lucky your heart didnt explode after that thirty seconds of physical exertion

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is glarysex really that obese? jfc kid exchange that ipad for a damned treadmill

STAT

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