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[Hillbilly Jim]

and bookmark skatzpoker.com/forum
mron, god damn this your first day on the internet?

[gay sex]

jim cries at the end of empire records

[dual]

and bookmark skatzpoker.com/forum
mron, god damn this your first day on the internet?

what year is this 1996? who the fuck uses bookmarks still

hey hhillybilly jim, thanks for the email fwd in comic sans font about Y2K that u sent me earlier

[gay sex]

OHHHHH BUDDY YOU JUST GOT HIM GOOD WITH THAT COMIC SANS LINE

LET HIM KNOW DUAL

LET
HIM
KNOW

[anatine]

what year is this 1996? who the fuck uses bookmarks still

hey hhillybilly jim, thanks for the email fwd in comic sans font about Y2K that u sent me earlier

http://i.imgur.com/h6lxT.gif

[dual]

Hey Jim, thanks for sending me that non-blind CC'd email from your Lycosmail acct about your new web page on geocities. i really enjoyed viewing your site about Magic: The Gathering card trading, and i even signed your guestbook!

[Steerpike]

rofl

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah using bookmarks makes a lot less sense than being a moron and going to skatzpoker.com and then crying because you dont know how to use the internet

[dual]

yeah using bookmarks makes a lot less sense than being a moron and going to skatzpoker.com and then crying because you dont know how to use the internet

when i type sk in my browser it automatically pulls up all the websites that i visit that begin with sk. due to the fact i am not a skier the browser pulls up skatz in about 1.5 seconds. this is a fuck lot easier than making a bookmark and clicking on a bookmark menu and moving my mouse over to wherever hole in the butt of the internet submenu of my bookmark menu i would put skatz in you fucking cunt

and when you go to skatz.com all u see is a list of 10000 fucking spam posts and no actual posts by actual people which is probably the reason people come here, not to read about some spam news story bullshit

[Hillbilly Jim]

lol at menus and submenus get a clue moron
and lol at not knowing how to use the internet and then complaining about it

[dual]

lol at menus and submenus get a clue moron
and lol at not knowing how to use the internet and then complaining about it

logo from masters of the universe but instead of universe it says internets

thats for you faggot

[Hillbilly Jim]

new post button moron
it excludes the best forum on here for morons like you

[Johnny Dillon]

Johnny Dillon

[SkyNigger]

when i type sk in my browser it automatically pulls up all the websites that i visit that begin with sk. due to the fact i am not a skier the browser pulls up skatz in about 1.5 seconds. this is a fuck lot easier than making a bookmark and clicking on a bookmark menu and moving my mouse over to wherever hole in the butt of the internet submenu of my bookmark menu i would put skatz in you fucking cunt

The only thing we learn from history is that we should delete it.

But I potentially see your point. I might be on the wrong side of this one. And wouldn't know as I can't be fucked reading the OP link or even bothering to understand what is going on.

That's how I roll.

Yes, saying that's how I roll is also how I roll.

It's money.

Calling things money is not actually how I roll, but I'm toying with popping my skates on. I dunno though, that half pipe is a pretty fucking huge one, and I'm frightened of it.

[Hillbilly Jim]

basically what happened is Carl Culture took some bad drugs in amsterdam and posted over 1000 times in 1 minute
dual is a moron who doesnt know how to use the internet so he started crying

[SkyNigger]

It's hilarious because Amsterdam literally has the worst drugs in the world. I bought two (2) grams of something that is traditionally marketed to be very different in effect, to what happened when I snorted a single line of my 50 euro / gram Ambien. I woke up 2 days later, very refreshed. And then caught my flight out of that filthy hole which seems to only have one thing going for it, and I'm not talking about the heinously unfuckable filth attempting to seduce you through mirrors (seriously have these niggers never heard of Eastern Europe?).

It's flat. Which I like because hills are sfstupid. But aside from that single redeemable feature, I'd level the fucking place.

[Hillbilly Jim]

well carl culture is french or an american pretending to be french so he doesnt know any better

[dual]

nice ianing of the thread title faggots

peace out skyfairies

[SkyNigger]

jesus jim. the corruption of power. e tu?

[Hillbilly Jim]

dual was crying on the internet
seemed appropriate

[Hillbilly Jim]

kids a pussy

[SkyNigger]

http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/GIFS-2/Asian_sliding.gif

[Steerpike]

rofl is dual leaving because jim changed the title of the thread and then changed it back?

[SkyNigger]

rofl is dual leaving because jim changed the title of the thread and then changed it back?

I'm going to leave in a second if someone doesn't fucking acknowledge my single hof contribution (lifetime) to emoticons.

But changing people's shit is gay. How soon we forget the heavy gay hands and oppressive chins.

[Steerpike]

is that jizz?

[Hillbilly Jim]

without changing thread titles we wouldnt have this hof thread

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=868

[Steerpike]

such an intolerajim

[Hillbilly Jim]

just picked up a box of franzia so i can be like neverstop

[gay sex]

LOOK AT JIM GETTING SKEWERED FOR INTOLERABLENESS SHOES ON THE OTHER CLUBBED FOOT NOW ISNT IT BRO

[blake]

basically what happened is Carl Culture took some bad drugs in amsterdam and posted over 1000 times in 1 minute
dual is a moron who doesnt know how to use the internet so he started crying

carl was being a horrific spammer even by spambot standards so i banned him and set his title and avatar so you wouldn't notice.

[gay sex]

dont be second guessing spam bots gook, also where is dumpster rental online guy

[blake]

there's too much gold in there with hitler, kenan thompson and my wife posting to have carl fuck it up

[gay sex]

dont be getting me riled up black

[blake]

also, leaving cause jim changed the thread title is gay.

[blake]

jim changing it back is much more gay.

[gay sex]

jim can do whatever the fuck he wants kid

[blake]

http://sharetv.org/images/spartacus/cast/large/doctore.jpg

[blake]

boom doctore

[Hillbilly Jim]

i changed it back because scooter was close to crying
he got emotional because i showed him some unattractive asian girls

[gay sex]

cenzo is high as fuck probably also you need to stop crying during empire records bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

i got empire records confused with that movie with jack black

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.vinylrecords.ch/P/PE/Penny_Mclean/Lady-Bump/penny-mclean-bump-10.jpg

[VaughnP]

What is going on in this thread, and why are there two of them?

[Hillbilly Jim]

dual started crying on the internet so i changed the title
then dual, scooter and tim started crying so i chagned it back
then i hecak realized i could makea copy of it and give it the proper title

[VaughnP]

lol


Alright, in case anyone didn't know, I edited the New Posts button/feature not to include anything but main forum posts, and a minute ago I edited the home page to do the same. I also increased the thread character display limit there to appease the one they call GAMBLE.

[Hillbilly Jim]

kids a moron
he goes to skatzpoker.com
case closed

[VaughnP]

More threads, 45, are now added to the homepage, and I corrected a flaw were now, regardless of whether one is logged in, clicking the New Posts/Today's Posts button will only show main forum threads.

I am kinda thinking slutzforhim threads should be included, but this should stop the bitching.

[blake]

also add a tab at the top of the screen which links to the forums

[gay sex]

also when blake logs in he should get neg repped and told hes gay, dont let him slide

[Hillbilly Jim]

also make it so if gay sex doesnt embed a youtube video he gets instantly red repped by every active poster

[gay sex]

dont cross the line bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

carl culture owning the fuck out of similiar threads

[SkyNigger]

Alright, in case anyone didn't know, I edited the New Posts button/feature not to include anything but main forum posts, and a minute ago I edited the home page to do the same. I also increased the thread character display limit there to appease the one they call GAMBLE.

More threads, 45, are now added to the homepage, and I corrected a flaw were now, regardless of whether one is logged in, clicking the New Posts/Today's Posts button will only show main forum threads.

I am kinda thinking slutzforhim threads should be included, but this should stop the bitching.

And I'm literally like <> this close to moving it all to a new host / server which is much faster and no downtimes and stuff.

Once I can figure out how to do stuff.

[VaughnP]

also add a tab at the top of the screen which links to the forums

Alright, I have the blank buttons saved somewhere on one of my home comps. This requires server side work, and I would prefer not to be using one of my office computers while doing this shit anyway. It will be a few days.

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/images/future/misc/quicklinks_nav.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

vaughn works at area 51
kid has to work 3 days straight before they fly him home

[gay sex]

VAUGHN EDITING TOO HARD

[VaughnP]

vaughn works at area 51
kid has to work 3 days straight before they fly him home

Truth is stranger than fiction.

[Steerpike]

no it isn't vaughn

[SkyNigger]

no it isn't vaughn

I used to scoff at the cliche, what with having an imagination that I used to believe warranted self-sectioning; until I realised it was just my GIGANTIC IQ seeing OPPORTUNITY and shit.

But now...now I kind of think it probably is. I'm sure Vaughn works a 9-5 like Dolly Parton, but if we're disputing truth > fiction as it relates to level of strange, I'm siding with truth negroes.

[poofter]

http://i56.tinypic.com/jg30gj.jpg

[MistaCobalina]

It's hilarious because Amsterdam literally has the worst drugs in the world. I bought two (2) grams of something that is traditionally marketed to be very different in effect, to what happened when I snorted a single line of my 50 euro / gram Ambien. I woke up 2 days later, very refreshed. And then caught my flight out of that filthy hole which seems to only have one thing going for it, and I'm not talking about the heinously unfuckable filth attempting to seduce you through mirrors (seriously have these niggers never heard of Eastern Europe?).

It's flat. Which I like because hills are sfstupid. But aside from that single redeemable feature, I'd level the fucking place.


I liked the gratuitous phallic symbols everywhere.

[SkyNigger]

I liked the gratuitous phallic symbols everywhere.

You know what's better than gratuitous phallic symbolism? Gratuitous phallicism.

You know what's better than pornography? The sex that can see and touch you. Although I have noticed the moaning is pretty much equally as lame.

You know what's better than moaning? Not much. Not much at all.

You know what's funnier than a female comedian?

Everything.