Roadtrip with the new GF

[DRK Star]

Driving tomorrow from Chicago to Florida for WANEE. No thinly veiled brag here...Im smacking you right in the puss with it, cause Im old and fucking cool.

http://www.waneefestival.com/

[blake]

those bands look pretty terrible

[DRK Star]

Widespread Panic, Allman Brothers (two nights), Robert Plant, Steve Miller, LOTUS, Ween, Galactic, 7 Walkers, Jerry Garcia Band, Ivan Neville's Dumpstaphunk, Tea Leaf Green, DJ Logic, Rusted Root....


Im old, and THIS SHIT will get you groovin all day/night compared to that top 40 shit thats played these days. Ever been to a "jam band" festival?

Call me when you have. This fest is gonna rage.

[Harley]

nah, balke is right, only thing worth seeing there is ween

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUJkM9jAzkk

jim watches this 18 times a day

[DRK Star]

nah, balke is right, only thing worth seeing there is ween


http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/friday_gif_collection_05.gif

[dual]

Driving tomorrow from Chicago to Florida for WANEE. No thinly veiled brag here...Im smacking you right in the puss with it, cause Im old and fucking cool.

http://www.waneefestival.com/

hey, i forgot already, are you old? because it seems like you mention it in every post, but im not sure if thats just cuz im really high all the time. because why would someone keep mentioning that they are old all the time? yeah, probably just me being high.

i have no idea how old your gf is, and it doesnt really matter, but just to further enunciate that you are old, wen you guys are about to jump in the car to drive to floria tomorrow, just before you get in the car, turn to her and look her in the eyes, and say to her, serious as a heart attack: Get out of my dreams, get into my car. That will be worth a thousand instances of saying "im old"

also whatever you do dont miss sharon whoever and the dap kings, they are fucking awesome. that part i am serious about

[Steerpike]

REMEMBER TO PACK YOUR QUAALUDES AND PURPLE HEARTS BRO

[Hillbilly Jim]

is it safe for old people to drive from chicago to florida
watch out for leg anuerysms bro

[GAMBLE-BOT]

honestly rusted roots was a shooting star with a few of the best songs ever. Jam bands can only be evaluated by going to a jam band concert

[DankBlaniels]

there seems to be a problem with this thread a drk has not posted any pics of new GF

[DRK Star]

Love your sigs, nigs

Got back this morning. Wanee was fucking great!! Saw Ween, saw some of Sharon and the Dap Kings. Steve Miller, Rusted Root, Widespread and Allman Brothers were my favorite acts. John Popper, Tea Leaf Green, LOTUS, Particle and Dirty Dozen Brass Band were very cool as well. I will post a review in a bit.

[MistaCobalina]

I saw rusted root at dillo day I think. Maybe it was acoustic hooka. maybe both of them. I don't really remember much of dillo days, tbh. I do know that every dirty, scummy hippy from the tri state area would crawl onto our campus to watch free, terrible jam bands. If you like jam bands, try listening to jazz, it's actually good.

[DRK Star]

Cobson,

Here is the Dirty Dozen Brass Band from Wanee Festival playing Fiyo on the Bayou > Unclean Waters".

You might actually like this. More Jazz/Funk than Jamband stuff. This was great. I didnt make it in the vid as I was on the other side of the sbd area unfortunately.

MhOAL7Coacc

[behemoth old]

A few things here Drk

1. How can they be called the Jerry Garcia Band when Jerry Garcia has been dead for like 20 years?
2. You have failed to post pics of the new g/f
3. You have failed to post pics of the new g/f giving you roadhead

I'll overlook the first one, but the other two I can't. You have 24 hours to remedy this.

[gay sex]

shut it gook troll our other content is me debating between 8 dollar pinot grigios and chips ahoy cookies like really your trying to harangue drk star who bangs sleezys on the regular and gives us pictures really, REAALLY?

[behemoth old]

shut it gook troll our other content is me debating between 8 dollar pinot grigios and chips ahoy cookies like really your trying to harangue drk star who bangs sleezys on the regular and gives us pictures really, REAALLY?


Chips ahoy own your fucking gook face

[gay sex]

really, thats what you gleaned from this that i dont like chips ahoy heath toffee cookies, this, is what you understood from that previous sentence, almost impressively stupid

[behemoth old]

really, thats what you gleaned from this that i dont like chips ahoy heath toffee cookies, this, is what you understood from that previous sentence, almost impressively stupid

Whoa whoa whoa, NO ONE ever said anything about Chips ahoy with heath toffee chunks. I'm talking about original chips ahoy cookies. Not some sick bastardization of a once great cookie. You can take that froo froo gourmet cookie shit and go right back to France, Frenchy boy.

[gay sex]

yea welcome to the pros gook

[gay sex]

theyre so caloric bro

[behemoth old]

theyre so caloric bro

Comments Hillbilly Jim: 347 lbs


Wow, Gare's lost a lot of weight.

[gay sex]

THATS IT IM RETIRING FROM FORUMS

[Hillbilly Jim]

12 two liters

[behemoth old]

THATS IT IM RETIRING FROM FORUMS

http://www.bevreview.com/wp-content/image_pepsitwist1.jpg

Later tonight a Pepsi truck is going to pull up to the diner off 66 by your house. The driver will eat a chicken fried steak, mash n gravy, roll, pecan pie and have coffee and a coke. This driver has been instructed to sit with his back to the parking lot. If a man were to go to this diner and open up the driver side door of that Pepsi truck, he would find the keys in the ignition.

[Been]

seriously lillith faire lineup was more solid than this

[DRK Star]

looks like Im getting dumped by the gal. She was upset and thought I was rejecting her during our 15 hour car ride home, so she sat there and stewed the entire ride home.

In the meantime, during the ride, my alergies had never been worse in my entire life, my head was a complete fucking mess, I caught some upper respiratory virus from the dirty fucking wooks at the festival and I just laid in the passenger seat with a blanket over me trying to sleep and fight off the illness. I felt awful.

cliff note: her communication sucks and this wouldnt have likely worked if this is how she acts. Bitches man. Next.

[behemoth old]

looks like Im getting dumped by the gal. She was upset and thought I was rejecting her during our 15 hour car ride home, so she sat there and stewed the entire ride home.

In the meantime, during the ride, my alergies had never been worse in my entire life, my head was a complete fucking mess, I caught some upper respiratory virus from the dirty fucking wooks at the festival and I just laid in the passenger seat with a blanket over me trying to sleep and fight off the illness. I felt awful.

cliff note: her communication sucks and this wouldnt have likely worked if this is how she acts. Bitches man. Next.


She told me she was insulted because not once during the car ride did you grab her head and shove it down into your lap. Road head dawg. Road head.

[Hillbilly Jim]

road dogg's head
http://www.highspots.com/images/images_125/yz_roaddogg.jpg

[DRK Star]

I think Im going to break up with this gal today via email.


childish?



EDIT: sent at noon. BOOM.

typical, "Its not you, its me" email.

[MistaCobalina]

Well, it's a good thing you found out she sucks before spending 30 hours with her in a car.

[Steerpike]

by email?

she works at a bar right next to your apartment, good god man grow a pair

[rum dick]

This is one of those threads where no one wins

[rum dick]

Oh snap. Pike with the cherry picker.

[Harley]

I think Im going to break up with this gal today via email.


childish?



EDIT: sent at noon. BOOM.

typical, "Its not you, its me" email.


People actually break up with people nowadays, what happened to just dodging calls until she gets drift. I don't understand?

[DRK Star]

she was acting all strange, not communicating, said she wanted to distance herself, didnt call, so I said FUCK IT, Im going to just break up with her since she is showing every sign of being pissed and not interested.

She came over last night. Never saw the email. Was in a good mood.






AWKWARD......

[Vwls with one L dammit]

she was acting all strange, not communicating, said she wanted to distance herself, didnt call, so I said FUCK IT, Im going to just break up with her since she is showing every sign of being pissed and not interested.

She came over last night. Never saw the email. Was in a good mood.

AWKWARD......
Pfft. WOMEN.

[behemoth old]

she was acting all strange, not communicating, said she wanted to distance herself, didnt call, so I said FUCK IT, Im going to just break up with her since she is showing every sign of being pissed and not interested.

She came over last night. Never saw the email. Was in a good mood.






AWKWARD......


Ok, just a little something for me here. Tell me, GOD PLEASE tell me that you went on like nothing happened. Went to dinner, brought her back to the pad and hate fucked her. Sent her on her way then said you'd "email her later to make sure she got home". For the love of fucking christ tell me that this fucking happened. Just for me. One time. ONE FUCKING TIME KID!

[DRK Star]

No, I didnt fuck her, and OF FUCKING COURSE, SHE READ THE EMAIL!!!!

AFTER I TOLD HER THREE FUCKING TIMES, DONT READ THE EMAIL, SHE READ IT, LIKE A DUMB BITCH!!


women are fucking nuts. She just called me. We are done. Its laughable.

[MistaCobalina]

Women are nuts? You're the pussy that didn't break up with her face to face, and then when she showed up at your place, instead of doing the logical thing, and break up with her then, you did the pussy thing, and pretended nothing was wrong. Nothing, except for the creepy part where you told her " okay, but when you go home, what ever you do, DON'T read the email! Just promise me that sweetie. no.. just PROMISE! Delete it without reading it. PROMISE ME!!!!!"

Do you not know anything about human nature? What percentage of humanity wouldn't read the mail in that situation? Half a percent? Those who live in crazy houses shouldn't cast the first straight jacket.

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

FUCKING AMATEURS, DUDE.

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0908/the-bear-jew-inglourious-basterds-donnie-donowitz-bear-jew-n-demotivational-poster-1251053330.jpg

[MistaCobalina]

sorry if that was harsh, drk. I think women are crazy cunts as much as the next one. But this is your bad, not hers :realtalk

[MistaCobalina]

And if you sent the email to her, then had her pop in without her reading it, pretended nothing was wrong, and then fucked her...

well, that might not LEGALLY Be rape, but it's in enough of the emotional violation zip code of rape to give me an erection.

[DRK Star]

Guys...

First off, If I have the opportunity, I would ALWAYS break up with someone face to face.
If I dont have that opportunity, I would break up with them OVER THE PHONE.

This broad is a bartender at 4 different bars. She works some FUCKED UP hours, and since our return from the trip, she didnt answer her phone but TWO TIMES in two weeks. It went to voice mail every time. When we DID SPEAK, she could only talk for a few minutes and had someone right next to her, so we couldnt really have that "talk" I wanted to have.

I actually drove 30 minutes to go to the bar she was at DURING THE BLACKHAWKS OVERTIME in game 6....DURING THE OVERTIME, just to talk to her on a Sunday night at her bar, since I couldnt get any face time. I sat at her bar (getting there 5 minutes after the game ended and had to listen to the game on a car radio) where she had NO TIME to even speak to me from 10:30pm until 1am. At 1 am, when she was done, she then told me she couldnt talk because they had to clean up, and would be cleaning until 3am. I drove home, pissed off. Sure I got free beer the whole night, but...

I left her text messages and voicemails and she didnt return anything. I would text her, and she would reply with something to the effect of "Whats up?", I would reply within 10 seconds since the phone was in my hand at the time, and I would MAYBE get a response 3-4 hours later. IMO, If you text someone, and you get a response within 20 seconds or so, you should still have the fucking phone in your hand and be prompt returning a text.

Dont lecture me on how to handle the situation if you dont know the details. Now that you read this crap above, you should realize I was given limited options.

She has some family issues going on (her family is a fucked up mess) so I was letting her deal with that shit. Trust me, I was more than understanding with this drama.

It comes down to communication, and hers sucked ass. AND, I asked her three times to delete the email, and she didnt so fuck her. Good riddance.

<best blow jobs I ever had though, so this part sucks...>

Ive NEVER just pussied out and broken up with someone with a simple email or text message. This was a special situation and it was due to her issues not mine.

[Harley]

I love ya dereck buts sounds like you put off the desperate vibe and she took that as an ok to just ignore you, or point you out to all her workmates that the guy at the end of the bar (you) was stalking her. I expect her to msg/call within a week, to which you should replay with a "whats up" 4-5 hours later. Then after one week call her every day like 5 times for 2 months then cut off all contact and then <insert the rest of that jewdonk post here>

[Harley]

http://outlet24seven.com.au/avactis-images/LazySusan.jpg

[Steerpike]

rofl derek not explaining shit in his previous post and then lecturing us about how we didn't know the details

looks like someone has a communication problem

[DRK Star]

You cockneyed twat, people were judging before they knew the situation, so I had to school them on what happened.

:watchingyou


:)

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

see how relevant my post is now?

[DRK Star]

and Harley, you are right. I looked desperate because I had to chase her down to talk to her. I fucking hate that. I even told her in the letter how pissed I was at myself for having to play those fucking games...it comes off poorly.

[Steerpike]

and to think she way busy on a blackhawks playoff night, what are the odds?

maybe get there before she starts work, and after drinking free beer all night it's prolly best if you don't drive home all angry

now go google 'cockney'

[DRK Star]

OF COURSE she was busy during a blackhawk playoff game, but it was a Sunday night and I expected them to slow down within an hour after the game....they never did. I underestimated the amount of alcoholics at her establishment, coupled with the fact that there was a disproportionate amount of young punks there for a cheesy dj they had spinning that night. There were 5 bartenders at the bar and they were all swamped. Didnt know how busy that place would be.

[DRK Star]

now go google 'cockney'


The term Cockney has both geographical and linguistic associations. Geographically and culturally, it often refers to working class Londoners, particularly those in the East End. Linguistically, it refers to the form of English spoken by this group.



sorry......forgot you dont work....

[Steerpike]

I'm also not from London.

How's the job search going btw?

[Steerpike]

Or working-class.

[Steerpike]

DRK Star:

I have had a job for two months

Do tell?

[DRK Star]

Pike, I just wanted to use the word "Cockneyed"...

[Steerpike]

Did Gamble get you that job?

[DRK Star]

yeah, Im working with him.

have to use that term very loosely....the guy has been so busy with other shit that we cant get much done over the phone. I have to fly down to see him so I can essentially kidnap him, stick his ass in a chair, duct tape him down, and then go over the material.

[Steerpike]

What could go wrong?

[MistaCobalina]

just send him an email

[MistaCobalina]

It comes down to communication, and hers sucked ass. AND, I asked her three times to delete the email, and she didnt so fuck her. Good riddance.

You realize that if a girl did the same thing to you, sent you an email, then told you to delete it 3 times, you would 100 percent would read it. If you wanted her to delete it, you should have told her that your computer has some sort of virus and that it hacked into yoru email address, and you've been sending everyone in your address book viruses, so delete any email she gets from you for the next couple days, then send her a couple more emails with strange message titles, to weird links. Women don't know shit about computers, she would have bought that without thinking twice.

[behemoth old]

yeah, Im working with him.

have to use that term very loosely....the guy has been so busy with other shit that we cant get much done over the phone. I have to fly down to see him so I can essentially kidnap him, stick his ass in a chair, duct tape him down, and then go over the material.


:gamblegonnagetraped