Have you ever taken a really long time to jerk off?

[sam88]

You know because of distractions and stuff. You keep on going though because you need to finish. Yesterday I had just started and my phone rang. I thought it was this girl I had been hitting up on myspace but it turned out to be my MOM! It was really awkward I got her off the phone as soon as I could. So I get back at it and I start getting IM's from people! I ignore them but by now I am 46% soft, so I start looking for some hot porno on the internet. Finally I find some and finish jerking off. That 5 minutes seemed like the longest 5 minutes of my life. I can't believe it would take anyone that long to jerkoff.

[MistaCobalina]

you're on thin ice, sam.

[gay sex]

ban him fucking now or at least delete this

[Hillbilly Jim]

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i have to say that i was taken aback when i read he got his mom off, then i finished the sentence and was all like this guy is terrible

[Hillbilly Jim]

ban him fucking now or at least delete this

jealous you arent the only virgin around here anymore?

[gay sex]

JBONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gay sex]

also cob is basically a virgin too, were talking like max 4 girls and the last one was easily not after 2007

[gay sex]

actually i just reread it i love this guy

[Hillbilly Jim]

it takes me 5 mins just to get hard without getting light headed, you know because my dick is so big, how big is it? my dick is so big that if i got hard at a regular guys pace i would pass out from lack of blood to my brain doggs

[Hillbilly Jim]

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try this pic next time sam

[gay sex]

vaughn can you register indianajim's deaf gf account and give me the password, i feel like that still has legs

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/TV+Guide+Celebrates+Launch+Magazine+CuWOCwxobhkl.j pg

[MistaCobalina]

also cob is basically a virgin too, were talking like max 4 girls and the last one was easily not after 2007

And my ribs are no worse for the wear because of it.

[USC]

gonna rub one out to some interacial porn now guise. be back in 2 and 2.


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[Hillbilly Jim]

Spic n Span 7: Interracial Ass Cleaners

[SkyNigger]

I can jerk off from zero to hero in < 60 seconds.

> 60 seconds is a problem, however. Sometimes you have 3 or 4 min spare, not just 1. Then you have like 2-3 min to kill of awkward silence.

[phantom]

sometimes

[DankBlaniels]

yes i have

[Hillbilly Jim]

sam it just took me four hours i feel a weird mixture of exhaustion and shame

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Sam is one of my fupes yall

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[mama luigi]

its me

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn you sam yu have jinced me and it justtook me 3 hours to jizz

[Hillbilly Jim]

lock and ship to hall