guess McGee is too good for everyone now

[Tyde]

enjoy posting on FCP


faggot


you pout like a little girl

[Tyde]

on a side note...

one of my best friends blew out his colon yesterday after a series of major surgeries and has to carry a portable shitbag side-saddle for the next 7 months

but at least he doesn't have to spend a single day in 408's used thrift store shoes, living his horrible joke of a life

[Tyde]

better to die of colon cancer nursing a colostomy bag before the age of 50, than living one single day in 408's awful reality

[Tyde]

big shout out to hoser who motivated me (via his obsessive trolling) to ship sol some cash a couple of days ago for a long overdue poker debt pre-black friday

thanks for caring

just out of curiosity Brian...

its just about that time of the year where your landlord is planting the new crop you can babysit for free rent all summer living in Shitbag, Texas

amirite ?

[anatine]

better to die of colon cancer nursing a colostomy bag before the age of 50, than living one single day in 408's awful reality

in all fairness tho mike seems totally oblivious to what a carnival of failure he is.

[Tyde]

Hoser is very proud of the fact he can sit around on his ass all summer and not pay rent, and get his stupid fucking cats stoned while making free rent for being a weed babysitter



come back and post so you can be banned immediately for being your awful self

[Tyde]

I don't like to reference 408 that often, because it's almost like fishing with dynamiite

I will say, that I did have an 'overseas' conversation about a week ago with a very well known member of these forums, and we both agreed...

he deserves ZERO sympathy

Mike is not only stupid, and clueless and ignorant...but he is also an asshole who stabs people in the back who reach out to him

basically horrible on all fronts....worthy of no empathy whatsoever

If I happen to drive by him in the line to get soup at the local homeless shelter, I am going to throw a hard boiled egg at full velocity in his general direction while shouting obscenities

[Tyde]

did I mention you people need to land limitles on an exclusive contract immed


HUGE acquisition folks

[poofter]

does your life revolve around poker forums?

sort yourself out tyde

[Bobby Wong]

one of my best friends blew out his colon yesterday

:Oldpeopleproblems

[VaughnP]

The Cob turned his back on Skatz in its darkest hour. . . Still don't understand why.

[Bobby Wong]

because scooter is an asshole?

[rum dick]

it's complicated

[Militant Quacks]

3 DAYS FOR EVERYONE

[Been]

tyde's got 99 problems and they're all poker forum posters

[nextlevelshit]

tyde's got 99 problems and they're all poker forum posters

Lol, he isn't exactly swarming with friends in real life. He is so incredibly unstable and psychotic I'd bet he can count lifelong friends he hasn't alienated on one hand.

[Tyde]

Lol, he isn't exactly swarming with friends in real life. He is so incredibly unstable and psychotic I'd bet he can count lifelong friends he hasn't alienated on one hand.


YUP

ya nailed me

[Tyde]

but I never jammed a needle in my arm to get high you junkie piece of shit

[Tyde]

and I'm not Mexican thank God

[Tyde]

go suck each others dicks

[Tyde]

sure wish I had my shit together like Brian about to spend the next 7 months of his life babysitting buds


or even worse...being some introverted anime loving queer who cant afford a full buy in at the Bike

keep telling me how much my life sucks you broke dicks


nothing better than fielding critique from epic losers like this

let me know how your results turn out faggots

[poofter]

and I'm not Mexican thank God

how does it feel to be a sand nigger?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirate_of_Sicily

LOOK AT THAT NORTHERN TERRITORY JEWDY, LOOK AT THAT SHIT!

[Tyde]

oh its 'poofter'

hi 'poofter'


oh yea that's right you stopped posting under HT because you started to get demolished and had cocks sliding up your open rectum

I remember now

[Tyde]

love how all all the worst posters come back on faggot dupes because they got rheemed like sheep

[Tyde]

HelloThere has been hiding out for so long because he got his feces packed right back upside his throat like the bitch he has always been

nice dupe

[Tyde]

worthless poster from A-Z

nice site

[poofter]

oh its 'poofter'

hi 'poofter'


oh yea that's right you stopped posting under HT because you started to get demolished and had cocks sliding up your open rectum

I remember now

you have a better understanding of your motherland Sicily than nwp/borispoker/skatzpoker

brb gonna make another dupe

[poofter]

HelloThere has been hiding out for so long because he got his feces packed right back upside his throat like the bitch he has always been

nice dupe

what were my names on both tyde poker sites tyde? do you remember asking me to sign up?

[poofter]

LOOK AT THAT NORTHERN TERRITORY

[Tyde]

did I mention you people need to land limitles on an exclusive contract immed


HUGE acquisition folks




please don't underestimate this genius

[poofter]

please don't underestimate this genius

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/DJ_Chaps/ROFL.gif

[Tyde]

wow

am I the ONLY person here who sees how obvious and terrible and unfunny that is ?

fucking pathetic to be that predictable

what an unhappy little boy

[poofter]

wow

am I the ONLY person here who sees how obvious and terrible and unfunny that is ?

fucking pathetic to be that predictable

what an unhappy little boy

Do you remember how tilted you were because of one single image? Me and tapper were giggling like little girls. fucking hilarious. what was my name on your shitty website again? i mean, including tyde 2.0...

[Tyde]

hey Vaughn

(by the way I have no idea who this person is)

nice avatar you gave me after I stuffed my cock up your ass

juvenile and shallow little boy

such a weak response

devoid of intellect....just a knee jerk reaction for some child who didn't get his cookie

[Tyde]

how about go fuck yourself you little pubescent worm

[poofter]

how about go fuck yourself you little pubescent worm

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5009&d=1354139312

SHAKA BRA, DA KINE!

[Tyde]

Do you remember how tilted you were because of one single image? Me and tapper were giggling like little girls. fucking hilarious. what was my name on your shitty website again? i mean, including tyde 2.0...


another dupe worm

LOL @ 'me and tapper were giggling'

sick life champ

think of me more

I have never giggled about you or tapper because I could give a flying fuck if either of you live or die....I don't know who you are ....and will never care

you obviously dream about me

lmao wow what a complete fag. you really think about this shit don't you

[Tyde]

yep another pic of me at the Rio before a WSOP event I played

when you were sitting on your computer sucking my cock

not playing a WSOP event

[poofter]

please don't underestimate this genius

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=3138&d=1345344140

[Tyde]

I can't wait to sit at home this year with my dick in my hand saving photos of people playing in WSOP events and being a faggot on the internet

[Tyde]

kind of sad bro

I'm genuinely bummed that you are this obvious and terrible

just a bored little boy

[poofter]

another dupe worm

LOL @ 'me and tapper were giggling'

sick life champ

think of me more

I have never giggled about you or tapper because I could give a flying fuck if either of you live or die....I don't know who you are ....and will never care

you obviously dream about me

lmao wow what a complete fag. you really think about this shit don't you

i never said you giggled about me and tapper, but believe me the giggles were fucking biblical between me and tapper. do you realize i just made another dupe? how mad are you right now?

have you ever googled your "dupe" screen name tydepoker? your real name is jewdonk right?

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5018&d=1354231564

[poofter]

kind of sad bro

I'm genuinely bummed that you are this obvious and terrible

just a bored little boy

BRA, SHAKA.

did you even recognize that northern territory?

[Tyde]

makes me sad to see all these punks with no imagination dominating sites like this

little boys with small penises...trying so desperately to portray themselves as 'funny'

nothing about you is funny...you are a boring little puke

create another dupe HT

maybe nobody will notice

(props to gay sex for calling this fucking cum stain out)

carry on little boy

[Tyde]

I don't even care to respond to you personally or directly. I'm not reading your posts

pretty obvious you are a massive life ABORTION

fuck off already you incompetent dweeb

[poofter]

makes me sad to see all these punks with no imagination dominating sites like this

little boys with small penises...trying so desperately to portray themselves as 'funny'

nothing about you is funny...you are a boring little puke

create another dupe HT

maybe nobody will notice

(props to gay sex for calling this fucking cum stain out)

carry on little boy

WHAT SITES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? POKER IS FUCKING DEAD YOU IDIOT.

http://i47.tinypic.com/155scvb.gif

[Tyde]

lol wow look at all the shit this guy has saved about me

very creepy

congrats 'poofter'

damn this guy really needs help

not even sure how to respond to someone like this with such a deep seeded obsession

kind of scary

[Tyde]

diseased little pubescent fucktard get a life of your own for fucks sake

wow very sad

[Tyde]

Im officially spooked by this level of obsession

wow

[poofter]

i never said you giggled about me and tapper, but believe me the giggles were fucking biblical between me and tapper. do you realize i just made another dupe? how mad are you right now?

have you ever googled your "dupe" screen name tydepoker? your real name is jewdonk right?

http://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5018&d=1354231564
FAO TYDE

[Tyde]

now maybe you people understand why I dropped out

because of creeps like this

fucking scary shit man

[poofter]

now maybe you people understand why I dropped out

because of creeps like this

fucking scary shit man

EVERYONE WAS WONDERING JEWDY! THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE!

GNQnK-aKdH4


OH, OH BUT WAIT IT'S ANOTHER MONITOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


anyone got it better than that? till then......FUCK YOU!

[cup]

poofter calm down nerd

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I don't like to reference 408 that often, because it's almost like fishing with dynamiite

I will say, that I did have an 'overseas' conversation about a week ago with a very well known member of these forums, and we both agreed...

he deserves ZERO sympathy

Mike is not only stupid, and clueless and ignorant...but he is also an asshole who stabs people in the back who reach out to him

basically horrible on all fronts....worthy of no empathy whatsoever

If I happen to drive by him in the line to get soup at the local homeless shelter, I am going to throw a hard boiled egg at full velocity in his general direction while shouting obscenities

razor has his panties in a bunch because i wouldn't give his fat ass free information to help him lose weight. you have yours in a bunch because i insist on delivering you truth and pull no punches. you talk to me, you get a fat fucking dose of reality and while I would hope you can take it, you chose to leave it instead.

with that I will let you get back to this totally on track thread about cobson and why you despise your e-friends so much.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

in all fairness tho mike seems totally oblivious to what a carnival of failure he is.

I would say you have absolutely no idea what my life is like and how I feel about it.

[rum dick]

WHAT SITES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? POKER IS FUCKING DEAD YOU IDIOT.

http://i47.tinypic.com/155scvb.gif

kicking winnie is pretty low james

[anatine]

I would say you have absolutely no idea what my life is like and how I feel about it.

but you tell us about your life in porno-grief detail, as well as how you feel about it.

[anatine]

then, of course, you claim you were lying about it for attention.

then you get mad at us for not trusting you.

because this is your fucking brain:

http://i.imgur.com/kpdOuzb.jpg

for the love of god, do SOMETHING thats honest, just once.

[nextlevelshit]

Wooah, so Marty admits to that picture is him kicking his dog? Like really? Did someone edit this ?

[nextlevelshit]

EVERYONE WAS WONDERING JEWDY! THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE!

GNQnK-aKdH4


OH, OH BUT WAIT IT'S ANOTHER MONITOR HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


anyone got it better than that? till then......FUCK YOU!

god man, just jump to the end. there is such a slump in the middle.. you really feel kinda bad fro him cuz he has no one to watch superbowl with. Then he is like... 'FUCK YEA I AM A BADASS. ANYONE ELSE GOT A BETTER SETUP ? LET ME KNOW ! TIL THEN .......... FUCK YOU..'

[nextlevelshit]

What happened to the TV stand anyway Marty.. you never told us.

[gay sex]

catfish thats quite enough

[nextlevelshit]

dont come in with your ghostowning dribble please.

[gay sex]

catfish its very simple if we had to choose between you or jd, you would lose 100 percent of the time

luckily jd has been a gentleman so far and not requested it, but dont keep poking our big salmon fishing bear

[rum dick]

Rofl gare putting the hurt on whiskerydoodah

[boomroasted, bro]

http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-forum/uploads/profile/photo-4607.jpg

[boomroasted, bro]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3931/picture007ej3.jpg

[VaughnP]

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3931/picture007ej3.jpg

Who is that?

[boomroasted, bro]

MyPlayIsRAB from FCP, I GIS'd krablar.

[nextlevelshit]

dont come in with your ghostowning dribble please.

The word you are looking for is drivel.


bZzZZt wrong narcisstic dbag. I meant dribble. The drool that hangs out of your mouth. That is what you type, in substance and rate of flow. Nothing of interest. Just a small constant amount of crap. Lol @ gare thinking hes anywhere near as smart as me.

Verb
(of a liquid) Fall slowly in drops or a thin stream.
Noun
A thin stream of liquid; a trickle.

[anatine]

so this thread isnt about BATTLEFIELD EARTH?


fucking good luck with that losers.

[Been]

my crossover drivel be breakin ankles son

[boomroasted, bro]

been you will respect my post, or fuck you dog face worse than the chris bosh.

[nextlevelshit]

So does gare not know what dribble means? Does he think its a basketball thing?

Was it a subconscious admittance of the value of what appears most important to him ?

What is going on ??

Oh wait I get it, drivel and dribble sound similar! Silly me. I'll stick with common simpler words next time.

Gare, cut the drivel down.

[Been]

leave gare alone he only went to unlv