Shipped preseason. Now for the flag.

[scuter]

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/SlotsGaloreEarlyBirdWin10k.jpg

This was the warmup.

Big one coming up 55min. Need to hold. If I ship it, I shall rain down steaks on SkatzPoker.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/MelanieIglesias5.jpg

44 min and have a slim lead but 2nd place risks falling to 3rd or 4th if he attacks. Someone has to attack at some point [one would think 4th - but he appears to be napping it out].

High stakes Slot Tournament Strategy is not a game for women or liberals. We're thinking on up to 4, maybe 5 levels here. I'd explain what's going on but most y'all are too 'tanned' to understand.

T minus 41 min and no one's moving yet. When will they attack? I cannot be sure. The only sure thing I know is they will attack at some point.

My hand is poised on the AutoPlay button. This is a shootout and only the quickest survive.

Pray with me, fellow heathens....

http://images.acswebnetworks.com/1/344/prayer.jpg

[Steerpike]

I wish there was a way to rail these slots tourneys.

Skatzpoker.com is gonna need some slots training videos scuteypie.

[Steerpike]

Godspeed

[scuter]

Fuck.

[scuter]

4th made his move which sucked.

Of the two things that could have happened though from that point, I guess the best result occurred. He's crashed out of contention.

Of course, the dominoes now fall as he was the only one holding up the show.

So 3rd will attack. Hopefully fall.

Then it will be me and my old enemy LFUEGI. No love lost between us. He fights dirty.

But so....now...do I.

[scuter]

Actually this particular tourney would be fucking an amazing video. I'm not sure I'd ever be able to do a video unless it lived up to this one.

I'm pretty sure both LFUEGI and I have Aces up our sleeves. Well, I know I do. But I suspect he's got some fuel in the tank somehow - he always seems to. I shall not be underestimating him. On the + side, he always underestimates me. That is, to say, *now* it will be underestimation. Prior to this, he was giving me fair estimation. It's just that I did not deserve high esteem.

But I'm now very much a Slot Tournament Professionale mixing it with the big boys. They will learn that underestimating me has it's price. Hopefully they learn that...often.

Another day.

Another doller.

Another roller....coaster.

3rd is moving now but seems to be treading water which is perfect except I doubt he can tread [which is what I need him to do] for 27 min. The attacks are going to come...which sucks.

[scuter]

Well I couldn't figure out why 3rd had stopped treading water.

Then I noticed a new contender in 4th had started to attack and 3rd is nervous and has stopped. Which means he values 3rd place prizemoney. Which means he's an idiot.

But - with all due respect to the slut that is Ms. Fate and her Common Law Husband Mr. Murphy - I think it's a good development for me....cause 2nd can't really attack in theory. But theory doesn't work with this guy cause he always has a new trick. I hope he's run out of them and his listed score is actually accurate today.....

[scuter]

8 min. Things are starting to kick into gear.

See you on the other side of the hour.

1 time.

[gay sex]

ummmm what are you niggers talking about exactly

[Steerpike]

http://www.thisisjustcool.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/image/boy%20and%20dog%20praying.JPG

[scuter]

Yup.

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpJ4MgfCytY

[scuter]

FML

[Steerpike]

this looks bad

[gay sex]

better that then a hole in the head right nigga

[scuter]

God Hears Every One.

I don't get to do that often. Please forgive me.

But I am the fucking best Slot Tournament Player in the world. At least, I'm pretty sure I would be - I'd be top 5 100%. What I just did to LFUEGI just now will scar him for a long time to come. He'll never have seen anything quite like that move.

With 10 seconds to go in the Tournament, LFUEGI could be forgiven for thinking he was sitting pretty on 53,000. I was on 9000.

But....the Gods did not fuck me today as they have so often this year. And my Ace I had in reserve would have LFUEGI in tears - for he then made a frantic 10 sec rush to attack my 55,000 score...and dropped back to 3rd place.

Oh, sweet justice you taste...like avocado.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/CaribbeanWIN50k.jpg

[Steerpike]

Which of those amounts did you just win?

[gay sex]

buy a bulletproof hat

[scuter]

SkatzPoker shall be showered with steaks.

Sweet, sweet redemption.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/redemption.jpg


http://www.silvercreekfd.com/images/Grilled_Steak.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pXKbBBTFqKs/SDBeWid05dI/AAAAAAAAACg/c55IgARz6V0/s320/Rib-eye-steak.gif


http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/redemption.jpg


Thank y'all for your prayers....

http://www.cricketworld.com/assets/images/articles/53896_tendulkar.jpg

[gay sex]

you got me feeling real bulletproof in this motherfucker

[scuter]

The fixed amounts are the payouts. The scattered numbers are the [now] meaningless game scores. I won both the Warmup and the Monthly for 10 and 50 respectively. That's a good hour for any stage of my retarded life.

Anyone have tourneys they're eyeing off now or can I go get drunk for a bit and shit? If anyone is eyeing off any preliminary steak - list event here - PM me P2P info.....I'm going to drink for a change.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/redemption.jpg

[gay sex]

get trashed immed

[Steerpike]

didn't think he drank gary

take it easy old boy

what a christening for skatzpoker.com, i'm gonna hella bust open a celebratory mini-quiche selection and toast your success

[gay sex]

the doc said johnpike if you get hit you might get a fucking concussion nigga

[scuter]

Quiches all round!

SkatzPoker.com is god.

I think I might be drunk already. Christ, alcohol is dumbe. I'd better not have a 3rd....

[Faduniak]

snort wasabi imo

[gay sex]

can i have like 60 dollars sent to arnoldooon on pokerstars i will guaranteed send it back or lose it all immed

[MistaCobalina]

Scooter is god

[gay sex]

for the record its supposed to sound like arnold eWWN

[gay sex]

i promise its funny if u knew the guy

[Faduniak]

gay sex...did you appreciate my dedication (yet shortlived) toward your message wall on Boris?

[gay sex]

i probably missed it i was visiting fam for thanksgiving

[Faduniak]

http://chinesetakeoutonline.com/catalog/images/SUB-LO_MIEN.jpg

simple yet delicious. I will order this for lunch tomorrow.

oh and under rated

[scuter]

can i have like 60 dollars sent to arnoldooon on pokerstars i will guaranteed send it back or lose it all immed

Only site I can't P2P on pretty much Archie.

[USC]

nh scooter

[MistaCobalina]

Am willing to be staked on UB for either poker, or BJ, ur choice.

[scuter]

McG what event/s?

[MistaCobalina]

cant tonight, goin' to sleep. holla at me later.

[phantom]

nice one scooter

did i read wrong or you just won 60grand?
how much were you in for total?

[blake]

The fixed amounts are the payouts. The scattered numbers are the [now] meaningless game scores. I won both the Warmup and the Monthly for 10 and 50 respectively. That's a good hour for any stage of my retarded life.

Anyone have tourneys they're eyeing off now or can I go get drunk for a bit and shit? If anyone is eyeing off any preliminary steak - list event here - PM me P2P info.....I'm going to drink for a change.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/redemption.jpg

:ballin

[YouGotPLOwned]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm46/dstpeter/FuckingAwesome.jpg

[scuter]

Tell me about it.

Good > Evil.

That's all that happened on that battlefield today.

God was on my side [for a change].

[rum dick]

Tell me about it.

Good > Evil.

That's all that happened on that battlefield today.

God was on my side [for a change].

look at young buck jonny being all full of hope and happiness and such. i miss cautiously optimistic skynigger. too bad 408 and flashdrives drove him into the pits of despair.

[rum dick]

can i have like 60 dollars sent to arnoldooon on pokerstars i will guaranteed send it back or lose it all immed


ship this tard the beggartar stat

[Donald trump]

look at young buck jonny being all full of hope and happiness and such. i miss cautiously optimistic skynigger. too bad 408 and flashdrives drove him into the pits of despair.

Hey fuck you