Free Steaks!!~*

[scuter]

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/stake.jpg

1. Post an online poker or other event you wish to play in this thread.

2. Post the information I require to send you the money to play that event in this thread or to my PM Inbox [where I will read it in private].

3. I will run my eye over the event and make a snap assessment as to Yes or No.

4. If in doubt, I will use the Magic 8-Ball to guide my hand.

5. You will either receive $ or an answer explaining why $ is not forthcoming [from myself or the Magic 8 Ball - perhaps from both].

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* These are freerolls. If you win $ you don't even have to tithe it. Or pay taxes [the IRS has personally told me on Live Chat all proceeds are tax-exempt].

http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/images/8ball2.gif

[Steerpike]

I'll be up for something tomorrow or much much later tonight, in the middle of an IASIP marathon right now.

[scuter]

http://images.buddytv.com/articles/itsalwayscabgem.jpg

[Steerpike]

looooool perfect

[phantom]

you now what to do... send me a big pile of cash

[phantom]

lol tite title under my name

[scuter]

you now what to do... send me a big pile of cash

http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/kevin_federline_200708_ap1.jpg

I wanted something like HNIC but maybe a bit more....believable? settled for 2CoonInCommand

[henrybulldog]

any cake guarantee but no freeroll. no welfare for this filthy polackian.

[gay sex]

fuck this guys here?

[gay sex]

lol jk henrys an awesome name dog

[henrybulldog]

dont know if its awesome name dog but it is an awesome dog name. especially if your dog is a british bulldog who enjoys face fucking black labradors. he's a little more respectful to the white ones.

[scuter]

any cake guarantee but no freeroll. no welfare for this filthy polackian.

1. Post an online poker or other event you wish to play in this thread.

"any cake guarantee"

Step 1 fail. "any cake guarantee" is a huge range of events. Why is this important? Effort. As you had caused me pain by not following my instructions, I intended to cause some by following yours. And send for a guarantee [if I could] scheduled sometime in the very distant futuristic future. A $2 entry guarantee, if I could find one.

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP122/F_rd.jpg

2. Post the information I require to send you the money to play that event in this thread or to my PM Inbox [where I will read it in private].

The information you sent to my PM Inbox is not the information I require.

I realise you are a Jackson Pollock. But I cannot increase your grade merely on grounds of your having inherited a disability from your race. That would be racist of me. AA should stick to Alco Anon - and stay out of race issues.

http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/ARP/ARP122/F_rd.jpg

3. I will run my eye over the event and make a snap assessment as to Yes or No.

No. If for no reason than, if I tried to send to the information you attempted to peddle as "the information I required", Mr. Cake would tsk tsk and wonder if I were not a Pollack as he politely informs me that I am retarded.

4. If in doubt, I will use the Magic 8-Ball to guide my hand.

There was no doubt. Magic 8-Ball can relax for a tough one.

5. You will either receive $ or an answer explaining why $ is not forthcoming [from myself or the Magic 8 Ball - perhaps from both].

You get no STEAK!!!~

[henrybulldog]

oh well it was fun while it lasted.

[mama luigi]

im actually a fan of henrys posting

[mama luigi]

and still am even after this debacle

[knightfan]

when it comes to steaks i live by 1 rule, shoot for the stars.

any of the following

mini FTOPS

Event 1: December 9th, 21:00 ET - $20 + $2 NL Hold'em 6-max $250,000 Guaranteed

Event 3: December 10th, 21:00 ET - $50 + $5 NL Hold'em 3xShootout $30,000 Guaranteed


Event 8: December 13th, 13:00 ET - $24 + $2 NL Hold'em Knockout 6-max $200,000 Guaranteed

Event 10: December 13th, 17:00 ET - $30 + $3 NL Hold'em $400,000 Guaranteed

Event 12: December 14th, 21:00 ET - $100 + $9 NL Hold'em 6-max $300,000 Guaranteed

Event 13: December 15th, 13:00 ET - $30 + $3 NL Hold'em 4xShootout 6-max $30,000 Guaranteed

Event 14: December 15th, 21:00 ET - $50 + $5 HORSE $60,000 Guaranteed

Event 16: December 16th, 13:00 ET - $24 + $2 PL Omaha Knockout $50,000 Guaranteed

Event 18: December 17th, 13:00 ET - $20 + $2 NL Hold'em Cashout $30,000 Guaranteed

Event 20: December 18th, 13:00 ET - $20 + $2 NL Hold'em $150,000 Guaranteed

Event 22: December 19th, 13:00 ET - $250 + $16 NL Hold'em Ante From Start 2 Day Event $400,000 Guaranteed

Event 24: December 20th, 13:00 ET - $12 + $1 NL Hold'em Knockout $150,000 Guaranteed

Main Event: December 20th, 17:00 ET - $50 + $5 NL Hold'em $600,000 Guaranteed

screen name is :knightfan city begins w/: "s"

[henrybulldog]

i see no debacles just a lot of laziness.

[DankBlaniels]

i wish to pay in the NPPL pub poker event here in queenstown next week. entry is free but you will have to pay for my drinks which are not free.

[mama luigi]

im actually a fan of henrys posting

no idea really

[scuter]

when it comes to steaks i live by 1 rule, shoot for the stars.

Event 1: December 9th, 21:00 ET - $20 + $2 NL Hold'em 6-max $250,000 Guaranteed

And hit the ceiling.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/lolgirls-1.jpg

gl

[knightfan]

And hit the ceiling.



gl

hey, every now and then i just might land on the moon :)

[mama luigi]

would like to run the 27.5 deepstack on cake in an hr

[Steerpike]

I won a Gold Chip satty on Cake for the 10K Guarantee so I'd like to combine that with a steak for the $33 Deepstack in around 50 minutes, also on Cake.

You have my details but I will PM them again just in case.

[scuter]

i wish to pay in the NPPL pub poker event here in queenstown next week. entry is free but you will have to pay for my drinks which are not free.

Comments

scuter:
1/2. Please refer yourself to Step 2 of Steak Process.

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As there have been some leeway given to Down Sydrome sufferers on the Step 2 izzue, I feel I should have realised that you merely had Step 2 incoming listed on your Things To Do Post-It note.

You can assume the Red box above is gray, to represent neutral rep.

But I would hint that there is a Step 1 Steak-requesting fail also, in your Gimme Steak!!~ request.

[mama luigi]

i have 15k at 2nd break

:glory

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[mama luigi]

mPKqVAOkTig

[henrybulldog]

update is useless without hh and/or screen name.

[mama luigi]

timmed again 3k deepstack

[Steerpike]

I have played literally 2 hands in the $55 10k Guaranteed:

1st hand was after 2 orbits, raised QQ UTG, 3 callers, flop J63 rainbow. Lead 150 into 240, 1 caller, turn 6, checked behind then called 410 into 600 or whatever on a 9 river, he obv has 76os.

2nd hand, literally the only other hand I saw a flop with, 99 in the CO, 3-bet by the BB, shoved and got snapped off by KQos, river Q.

Didn't make it past the 25/50 level.

There's no such thing as table-image in online MTT's but the only things I can use my bonus points/gold chips for on poker sites is to win satellite tourneys for fucking MTT tickets.

Maybe I should fins a way of going pro in satellite tourneys.

[mama luigi]

i want this table to break

[mama luigi]

i am the epitome of terrible

[scuter]

Comments

scuter:
poker content. Also, win and the world smiles with you. Lose and...yup.

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Winners play Slot Tournaments btw. Friend of mine won a pile of United States real Dollars doing that.

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Also, applications for Steaks!!~ in the form of Slot Tournament entries will be considered.

[mama luigi]

:noose

[Steerpike]

Comments


Also, applications for Steaks!!~ in the form of Slot Tournament entries will be considered.

god damnit scuter, i've been trying to get you to start your slots training service and you've avoided it at every turn

still in the $33 Deepstack and hating life

[Steerpike]

and out, pair+flushdraw can obv never win in my hands

that takes my scuter stake wastage into 3 figures now

terrible

i would obv be interested in turning into a slots pro but only because i'm hoping it's down to mindless button pushing that requires no skill, like LHE, but i've a feeling it's more complicated than that so you should probably invest your steaks in the quiche futures market

god i hate poker right now, if it wasn't so fucking cold outside i'd think about getting a job

[pass tha blunt moron]

Scuter, I will play any UBaments b/c I banned myself from FTP.

Actually, preferably, I would like to play a PSament. Are steaks available on that site?

[scuter]

Scuter, I will play any UBaments b/c I banned myself from FTP.

Actually, preferably, I would like to play a PSament. Are steaks available on that site?

Not on JooStars. My P2P is life-blocked because I refused to play 10,000 hands/month for the PRIVILEGE of paying rakeback to accounts there. I countered with 0 hands / month.

We agreed to disagree.

Also, for any other Steaks!!~ you'll need to convince me why because you're 'new'. This isn't World Vision. When we set money on fire here, we like to do it for good poasters.

FML

How have I not used :steak yet.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/stake.jpg

[pass tha blunt moron]

I, as another owner of a big wang™, can empathize with its associated physical burdens and non tax-deductible risks, not to mention its plethora of documented threats to a stable sense of mental health. Thus, you have no choice but to consider me as a member of your team, as it were - a team of big-wanged men, suffering silently but proud nonetheless.

[pass tha blunt moron]

$40 + $4 $4k GTD, beginning in ~30 min. on UB. Also, a $10 +$1 $1.5k GTD beginning at the same time.

[pass tha blunt moron]

Game over?

[scuter]

Game over?

Look.

Magic 8 Ball knows ALL!

But I refuse to fucking talk to her when she's being 'coy'.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/magic8ballpassthebluntmoran.jpg

You're out of luck Chuck.

[pass tha blunt moron]

INSTACALL_OBV obv

[pass tha blunt moron]

& my first name is ---------

[mama luigi]

:lolz

my throat is killing me and i cant sleep so i will hella nail a feature

[pass tha blunt moron]

Dang there needs to be a rep. notification thing. TY, and I late reg'd for both. W/ any moderate success, I'll host a Skatz.org/net freeroll.

[scuter]

W/ any moderate success, I'll host a Skatz.org/net freeroll.

Caveat for all Steakz!!~ applicants:

Any success = or > moderate must result in the below.

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Go to www.skatzpoker.com/payitforward for more info.

Failure to do so will result in infection, inflammation, scarring, gangrene, amputation or even death. *This is a list of side-effects which complies with FDA regulations regarding the sale, promotional distribution or otherwise use of Steakz!!~ (c) or Steakz!!~ related products.

If nothing else, failure to do so may result in embarrassment and place you at risk for any future Steakz!!~ [should they occur].

Not to mention going to Hell and that....

[pass tha blunt moron]

Link not work

[scuter]

I'll put it on the To Do List. Fixing Rep is the priority though. Partly, but not limited to, the fact that if Rep isn't fixed by someone smrter than me soon, I will fuck this site off for one which has an operational and functional Rep System.

[mama luigi]

maybe another time 7 hours is a little long

[pass tha blunt moron]

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[pass tha blunt moron]

well if i ever have another chance, understandable if i don't considering how the fuck it's gone so far, then i'll play any tourneys on UB tonight if you're still willing. if not then i will just hang myself as planned. SO frustrating. A9 < 65 5 on gay fucking river FUC:KOGHGDSKL

[scuter]

well if i ever have another chance, understandable if i don't considering how the fuck it's gone so far, then i'll play any tourneys on UB tonight if you're still willing. if not then i will just hang myself as planned. SO frustrating. A9 < 65 5 on gay fucking river FUC:KOGHGDSKL

This poker content is negatively affecting my zen. What are your thoughts on Slot Tournaments? Buddy of a friend of mine plays them professionalely....

[SoiledLinens]

I would like a steak into your next slot tourney obv.

or

FTP 24+2 35k in 1 hour or 24+2 ??k in 3 hours.

on a heater of a lifetime as well for me.. 2 FTs in 10 days..

Only had half of my own action in the big one :(

ty sir.

also.. my pw is HOF imo and if u can check it out u should.

If yer black ass hadnt got butthurt and went mia u might have been the helping hand i needed to tid but... i digress.

god speed and party on

WastedMind1441 is me handle sire

[pass tha blunt moron]

For my last application, I submit to you a formal request for (on UB):


20:00 $20+$2
20:10 $5+$.50
20:35 $40+$4
20:50 $10+$1
21:20 $25+$2.50


It's worth a shot, asking. I might just have to deposit and go for the gold.

God bless.

[iCon]

2010 PCA

[GAMBLE-BOT]

I wanna play but I insist on 100% of the winnings (as if) to be returned to you where you must spend it on increasing your servants pay.

[henrybulldog]

pass the blunt, the key to getting staked is mentioning the password. any guaranteed on cake. now watch the money roll in.

[Hillbilly Jim]

since im terrible at mttts i have thought outside of the box here scutar, you have 3 options to choose from

1 million hands on full tilt attempt

1. you ship me $692 on full tilt, bringing my account to an even $1000, i proceed to play as many hands as possible for the rest of december, hopefully reaching 1 million hands, at the end of december anything i have over $1000 i put back into staking members of skatzpoker.com(this does not include rakeback or the $100 bonus i will clear) possibly post this on other sites to get people to come here and follow along on my 1 million hands challenge

2. i will ship pm with details if you choose this option


Tilt the shit out of micro limit players

1. you ship $100 on tilt so i have 50 buyins for .01/.02 nl, i go all in every hand until im busto or doubled up, if i double up i use that $100 to stake skatzpoker members. this endeavor will be held at a time when yall can rail and get enjoyment out of people tilting over losing $2

2. i will ship pm with details if you choose this option


Deuces Wild Video Poker UB shenanigans

1. you ship $100 on UB or AP, i play 100 hands of deuces wild at $1 a hand, anything i have over $100 when im done gets staked back to skatzpoker.com members

2. i will ship pm with details if you choose this option

[DankBlaniels]

Comments

scuter:
1/2. Please refer yourself to Step 2 of Steak Process.

-------

As there have been some leeway given to Down Sydrome sufferers on the Step 2 izzue, I feel I should have realised that you merely had Step 2 incoming listed on your Things To Do Post-It note.

You can assume the Red box above is gray, to represent neutral rep.

But I would hint that there is a Step 1 Steak-requesting fail also, in your Gimme Steak!!~ request.

was joking obv i can buy my own drinks niggat

also pub poker with free entry is awfull i am not going to play that shit

[henrybulldog]

odds on you not being busto(1000) after playing a million hands this month at 25nl(playing 100bb, bi) 6 max?? if nothing else it would make for epic content. state your odds sir.

[Hillbilly Jim]

fml

[scuter]

Giving money away temporarily on hold. It will return when circumstances are such that inspire me to believe burning money couldn't be better spent on strangers.

If and when I continue to burn money, I will start with SoiledLinens request and consider from there.

:tobecontinued

[Hillbilly Jim]

how rude