i feel like if you care about pleasing a woman sexually

[blake]

you're gay.

[blake]

thanks

[gay sex]

Blake's on a 2001 esque lakers playoff type run people enjoy it while its here

[blake]

http://feedlimmy.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/donna-unimpressed.gif

[gay sex]

Most dominant ever nigga got me posting from mobile devices while watching dead man down and drinking Sangiovese from what I can tell this movie is awful and Blake's saving me from it sort of u all owe him

[anatine]

im just glad gare found a new 408mike. the old one was fucked up, im glad he cashed it in.

[Militant Quacks]

http://www.freewebs.com/blakelewis-online/Vote%20Blake%20140507.jpg

[gay sex]

Oh weird Blake making u obsolete tine probably time to pack it up and head for the campgrounds

[gay sex]

It's over nigga PFa might need a ninth best poster probably time to do this gracefully

[rum dick]

im just glad gare found a new 408mike. the old one was fucked up, im glad he cashed it in.


http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/So+fucking+true+dude+_a0977e6bf9d6418c727b0f34b386 51f0.jpg

[rum dick]

http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Yeah+because+everyone+in+the+US+wants+to+get+up+_f c6d6b5deb84cd0f1e92ad0b1904225c.gif


On an unrelated note, see above

[anatine]

you know you cant hotlink to funnyjunk images right?

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

you're gay.

depends if you want a round 2 or not but yeah in general spot on analysis

i also vote for 'if you care about nerdy sonatine type shit you're probably gay' BUT THAT'S JUST ME

[Steerpike]

:kwame

[rum dick]

you know you cant hotlink to funnyjunk images right?

Only took like three posts of wtf happened to my pic but yeah

[VaughnP]

So is out to the campgrounds the Skatz equivalent of being "put out to pasture"?

[blake]

depends if you want a round 2 or not but yeah in general spot on analysis

thanks ape, I knew I was right. finally someone I can relate to around here

[ElGallo]

I just can't help feeling like it is my duty to please that booty....

[Behemoth]

Blake let me give you some advice. Everytime that coal black gorilla of yours shits out a kid you've made her happy. That's another $480 a month she can use to cloth up and coming rappers.

[blake]

that didn't seem like advice

[Bobby Wong]

i think hes saying you should start your own record label so the korean business owner can continue to profit off the black man, even if they are your own afroasian spawn

[Behemoth]

i think hes saying you should start your own record label so the korean business owner can continue to profit off the black man, even if they are your own afroasian spawn

This on top of mix tapes out of the trunk of ihs 78 caprice =


:solidgold

[SkyNigger]

ElGallo my fellow slave, you have been conditioned by the Massa to feel that way. Please see OP and reconsider your duty.

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

I just can't help feeling like it is my duty to please that booty....

"Ability to get me off" is probably not even in an average girl's top 10 list of desirable male qualities bro, I'd say you are wasting your time unless knowing you get your chick off somehow gets you off and that might be true....but probably not.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i have a fragile ego so unless she is squirting like th bellagio fountains i end up crying while going down on her

[gay sex]

:applause

[VaughnP]

I've heard a friend of mine that is very successful with women tell a large group of them this basically word for word: "I don't give a fuck if it's good and if any of you get off or not. I just want to get my nut and get out. Hell." Then he proceed to laugh at all of them. I'm pretty sure he had fucked at least one girl he was talking to. He says shit like that all the time and the girls always eat it up. Women are inherently masochistic and honestly love the idea of being used. They are a twisted creature. They will do whatever they can to appear on the surface that they are the opposite of what they really want.

[gay sex]

Was he wearing his pro bowl romo jersey

[rum dick]

i have a fragile ego so unless she is squirting like th bellagio fountains i end up crying while going down on her



:whyhellothere

[SkyNigger]

They will do whatever they can to appear on the surface that they are the opposite of what they really want.

Few truer words have ever been spoken. There is nothing remotely mysterious or complex about them. They just reverse everything.

I think I wrote somewhere awhile back, "You can't offend a girl into bed, but you can not offend a girl into one."

There are girls I've been trying to sleep with for 6 or 8 months even. They're so fucking dumb. They need me to lie but I just cannot. I refuse to lie and so we go back and forth at their protestations that they're "a good girl" as they fuck the entire world of guys who will happily lie to them so that they can do what they want to do (fuck and then blame men for misleading / using them). I refuse to play. It's too degrading to feign demented pretexts for seeing them; I cannot pretend we're going to have an English lesson. I cannot pretend they have any value whatsoever beyond their body's limited utility. I cannot say No when the answer is Yes and vice-versa. I cannot engage in puerile games of attraction. I cannot abuse them as if I was needy. I cannot 'rape' them like they will silently (if not quite subtly) demand.

They're pure evil. They rewrite history in real time. They just want to FUCK. So they 'hate' sex. It's their sole interest so girls have to define themselves by what they don't like, by what they don't want to do.

http://i.imgur.com/CCWWD6X.png

You know, I think i'm bright enough to work out what she wants. But if I go to see her, I'll have to 'rape' her because she'll never give her verbal consent.

http://i.imgur.com/WJauIkf.png

Rape is literally what she wants from the guys she contacts; she doesn't want random guys raping her. But Society is so corrupted, you can't say stuff like this or people will imagine you're a rapist. Never mind that you're providing evidence (what is evidence to a liar but another 'opinion'); never mind that you'd never be talking about it if you were a rapist; never mind logic or reason or sense or truth.

"If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all."

Sex is their only interest.

"You know men. All they think about is sex!"

My last girlfriend Pim, minutes before she was dumped:

http://i.imgur.com/2tnBr2b.png

If you cannot immediately spot that as a lie, you're probably too dumb to be malicious or deceitful. But then that's the point innit. The more stupid you are, the more likely you'll imagine profit in pissing deceit and smear all over everyone you meet. Mischievous Toddlers, horrifying the world. Imposing on decency. Hating their betters. Purging the young from competition. Sneering at kindness. Ridiculing anyone who assists. Snorting at the insanity of everyone who speaks in truth or some other incomprehensible code. *teehee* They just don't care. They're careless. Carefree.

Lies. Impose on them to see how much they care and they'll curdle your blood with their screaming. You can't help them. Well you can. But they won't respect you if you do. They only respect abuse. You must abuse them or they won't be intrigued by you.

http://i.imgur.com/h73Adjy.png

Instant loss of interest. She never even read the next message. You can imagine the disgust as she throws her phone on the bed. He wants to see me? Do not want. As if pretending to be aloof was either a) difficult or b) not needy. That's all they want. They want you to lie. They don't actually want apathetic; true apathy has no need to lie. I speak truth as proof that I have no need; they don't care for it. They need me to abuse them to prove?
I don't care [ ]
I care too much[ x ]

http://i.imgur.com/2NBoTiO.png

A world of violence and abuse demanded by Toddler whores who aren't interested in anyone who is nice to them. Humans are so traumatised, it's almost comical.

http://i.imgur.com/zLWFjpw.png

They take offence when you support them. They just default assume everyone is motivated to insult them. They're all so stupid but they're ashamed of appearing stupid; so they presume everything they don't understand is ridicule. What do I know, aside from me, you all might be predisposed to abuse. Humans are conditioned insane, it's utterly farcical.

http://i.imgur.com/ZYDEWkA.png

This is the product of Toddler whores using violence to break-in human animals and force them to 'behave' (read: do whatever the psychotic whore says, variable and contradictory of course). His whore mother TOLD him that "Sorry", "Please" and "Thanks" were polite. So they cannot be rude. They're polite. His mother conditioned him so.

They're demented evil leeches. All conflict is sourced from their corruption of the Natural Order. Religion was invented and perpetuated by mothers. God is good. Deceit is nice. Freedom is slavery. Women hate sex. God damn slugs.

http://i.imgur.com/MU9AXDD.png

Vomit. These filthy putrid leeches destroyed the entire world. Natural Selection precluded all need for suffering / misery / poverty / starvation / conflict / war / leaching / love. But where would be the fun in utopia?

http://i.imgur.com/RzlKzBd.png

We're embarrassing ourselves now. We've been ostracised by the universe. We're a retarded disgrace.

TLDR: All mothers are whores but yours was cut-priced. Fix your broken mind, you son-of-a-bitch.

[gay sex]

were gonna need you to calm down nerd

[Hillbilly Jim]

were gonna need you to calm down nerd

im sorry but can you please leave jovin alone, thanks