had surgery yesterday

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Am presently drinking green tea, eating dum dum suckers, taking soma, and popping percocets (responsibily). I'll be walking on sunshine for the next few days if anybody needs me.

[rum dick]

Also you know you are high as fuck when time magazine and sport's illustrated are both interesting reads.

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Also aslo - gare, the gods must be smiling upon us because they are showing "the long kiss good night" multiple times today.

:yes

[Bobby Wong]

was it corrective dick surgery

[VaughnP]

We at SkatzPoker are proud to have supported "Dave" in his F t M transition over the years ---- looks like it's finally complete.

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Rofl you guys. But yeah penile pump works great. Just ask apes mom.

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If y'all ask nice I'll post a pic of my scar.

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Correction it's still in the wound stage. Either way it's pretty impressive.

[Behemoth]

Dave had a baboon heart implant. As a lawyer, he had to give us his human heart when he finally managed to pass the B.A.R. (and by the slimmest of margins, or so I've been told). The only draw back to having a heart again is that if he loses a case, he will throw his own feces.