official cloverfield isnt on netflix streaming

[anatine]

and someone has to be held accountable.







NOT IT.

[gay sex]

its alright this exists http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPxkp2F-nAQ

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also u play ur cards right there might be a new wilfred on fx on demand NOT GUARANTEEING IT BUT ITS A POSSIBILITY

[anatine]

i dont know how you got me to listen to a kanye song.

[anatine]

jesus fucking christ hes awful.

[anatine]

im seriously as in no fucking joke going to watch cloverfield that i taped off of IFCHD even tho its got commercials in it because i swear t christ m8 im a man and i do what is needful.

[gay sex]

oh the weird part is u will end up listening to it a couple 8 more times in like an hour and then looking at pictures of northwest and going weird he got dads cheeks and moms hollow eyes and accepting its a decent looking baby

[gay sex]

also savages is on on hbo so you dont need to dip into ifc edited on demand territory bro

[gay sex]

have a little self respect old boy

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dont be bound to your predilections HASHTAG I SEE WHAT I DID THERE

[anatine]

stahp because that baby is fucking ugly and it looks like it slid out of a big greasy asshole.

babys are in general revolting.

[anatine]

OK SERIOUSLY cloverfield is on HD on demand FOR FOUR DOLLARS.

[anatine]

gtfo everything

[gay sex]

lol at ever in this fucking life paying 4 dollars for cloverfield, star trek is on fx for free if you need that jj abrams fix

also dont imdb him and see hes like 2 years older than you and make you want to commit suicide

[anatine]

that said i just got sucked into watching Conan again and in about 25 seconds hes going to say CROMMMMM..... after he takes the sword from the mummy in the cave.

[anatine]

also a commercial break as soon as he hit the pool of water so yeah BELAY THAT.


#BELAYTHAT


startrek on fx you say.... checking...

[gay sex]

i honestly dont know where to begin with you son

[anatine]

yeah $4 for star trek no i dont think so because by the time its over its going to be on netflix for free

[anatine]

im not even pretending to pretend considering paying $4 for anything ever

[gay sex]

rofl what fx movies are for free what kind of joke operation are you running

[anatine]

also we realllllllly need to do something special for BBC as they will literally show Conan the Barbarian like 6 times in a row on a Friday afternoon and thats something we need to acknowledge.

[anatine]

granted its the non-extended version and it has commercials so im thinking a starbucks gift cert along those lines

[anatine]

irregardless im going to make some coconut curry chicken before i even consider starting cloverfield so lets get that on the boards like nowish.

[gay sex]

ive boycotted bbc america since its like we need you to pay attention and watch this show called copper and i was like nope not ever in this lifetime am i trusting you morons to have the production values to make 1870s new york believable and i dropped my phone and went to the kitchen reaaaaaal dramatically

[gay sex]

jesus christ u and what i hope is canned coconut milk trying to pull this off could u set up a webcam cuz chaps needs someone to laugh at also

[anatine]

first off there will be pics.

[anatine]

second off when people say lol youre so crazy i get a little defensive sometimes and then there are times like now when i look at the condition of my kitchen and im like ohhh yeahhh, shit, i guess so.

[gay sex]

its alright bro admittin is the first step #TYINGITALLIN http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPxkp2F-nAQ

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also i might make a late night steak ill see if i can find my phone

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i have alot of red wine yall

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yea im doing this

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these idiots were selling steaks for like 6.99 a pound https://twitter.com/realneverstop/status/371125087669194752/photo/1 yall know i got a couple for when i attempt to grill them i only know how to pan sear for a delicious crust

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i will bring this to room temp before i go after it cuz i am a pro

[anatine]

i cooked an embarrassing wealth of filet mignon last night and ate it with tater tots out of pure desperation.

cooking the organic jasmine coconut rice atm.

[gay sex]

making ur own side dishes is the hallmark of a rube i hope u know that

[anatine]

just a man here

[gay sex]

admitting is the first step

[anatine]

the second is probably watching cloverfield.

[gay sex]

i will legit never watch that movie

[gay sex]

also heads up all of season 2 sopranos is on hbo for like 4 more days, and then seas 3 will get shuffled in like you at a cousins wedding head down lurking in the background

[anatine]

ive been sneaking the sopranos and having a good old time watching about 25 minutes of each ep as i fast forward past every scene with his wife or children.

[anatine]

also what you need to understand is that i sear the chicken then braise it in the coconut milk curry, and thats why im styling on you.

[gay sex]

gandolfini is freak talented and like every scene is 4x more poignant its such a great rewatch

[gay sex]

bro everyone here knows ur chicken will turn out gross but we love you for you

[rum dick]

Debbie gibson and the san diego orchestra are playing a concert within earshot of my house. I am sitting outside and its painfully interrupting my cigarette time. :whitepeopleproblemsn outdoor

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPxkp2F-nAQ will fix it

[rum dick]

also savages is on on hbo so you dont need to dip into ifc edited on demand territory bro

My wife still hasnt recovered from watching that movie

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movie basically redeemed oliver stone for like 6 of his awful movies

[rum dick]

First of all tator tots go great with any form of steak.

Second of all they dont count as making a side dish because it takes ten seconds of actual effort to make them.

third where does skatz stand on pacific rim?

Fourth i hope kayne breaks his jaw again.

[rum dick]

movie basically redeemed oliver stone for like 6 of his awful movies

Movie was a trap. first and second acts were incredible and lock you in and then the third act is oliver stone at his worst but you still have to suffer through it for closures sake. Also taylor kitsch totally needs a new agent

[anatine]

but seriously tho cloverfield is fucking fantastic.

[gay sex]

well all eventually see it but since it got semi panned and the idea of seeing it in 3d doesnt compensate for apparently really stilted acting its a dvd watch in late december

also look at old Oklahoma tater tots here do they not have xboxs in oklalolma why are ur retarded teens so dumb and poor theyre shooting baseball players

[gay sex]

the 3rd act plays and im sentimental about it cuz i was locked up in a hotel during sandy and people were losing their houses and i was eating steak drinking wine and watching savages

[gay sex]

made me appreciate this life yall

[anatine]

ok here is the thing, 10 minutes of film, 3.5 minutes of commercials.

really kiiiiiind of concerned.

[gay sex]

uh huh honey http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPxkp2F-nAQ

[anatine]

i mean seriously tho cloverfield is the jointest of joints.

[anatine]

it got a bad rap because nerds puked in the movie theaters during it and people were like 9/11 EDGY NOT COOL BRO.

[rum dick]

Good news is at least you have a tv of your own to watch and your tater tots werent bought with change you stole from a dementia suffering old woman's coin purse.

[anatine]

408Mittens is this true?

[rum dick]

Basically tine you hold that head of yours up high knowing your needs aren't costing someone their weds night church bingo buyins

[gay sex]

dave stop fucking around and watch ur movie

[gay sex]

also if were being honest tine at a bingo parlor i feel like that could lead to a sad addiction those are his types of people

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

am I the only person who liked cloverfield? it was what it was you know? had some crappy acting and a plot that didn't particularly enthrall me but all the same I liked the way the thing rolled along, the pace is good, the ending was weird but the special effects more than made up for it imo.