408MIKE EMERGENCY PLEASE READ: RELATED TO CLEO

[anatine]

So, wow...





























































If you post a single thing in the Vin Diesel / Riddick thread Im deleting it without reading it.

[Bobby Wong]

did you abduct ape's cat

[anatine]

please, when it realized i wasnt going to feed it cake mix there was no keeping it away.

[Bobby Wong]

at least blake didn't get his hands on poor cleo

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

I haven't read one single post in that thread.

You aren't that important is what I'm saying.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

so mike just found cleo's remains in the front yard amongst some tomato plants. not sure what kind of animal got her yet, but I will find out. speculation from some neighbors is that a pack of 3 coyotes has been coming down from the hills and hunting cats when food is scarce, possible that a hawk or owl got her as well. It's one of the three I'm pretty sure, and I swear on my life I will hunt whatever is responsible to the ends of the earth.

RIP Cleo Baby
RIP Tony Kitten

I do not know why god feels my existence deserves nothing but pain and unhapiness but for whatever it's worth, fuck you god. I don't love you and your mindless followers don't know you so fuck you good and hard bitch.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

jesus christ mary is blasting abba's "dancing queen" at 120 decibels and I want to kill myself HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A TUESDAY MORNING FOLKS.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

wong what are the chances my cat was killed by

coyotes
hawk
owl

Rank in order of most to least likely please, also I am gonna need the skinny on how to effectively hunt or trap each.

thanks

[408Mittens]

Cleo was killed by a job, Micheal.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

she was hit by a car you fucking idiot. lord knows I should have learned my lesson when I've lost 10 or so lifetime to this cursed road but NO NO NO, I just can't turn away the chance to love and have the shattered remnants of my heart pulverized again and again and again

i fucking donated all the leftover cat food to my friend with 40 some odd cats. fuck me this guy can't tie his own shoes but somehow he's batting .1000 with no dead cats in years and I literally can't keep one or two alive for whatever reason.

rum dick go fuck yourself

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

also wong you could at least have said you know fuck all about masculine activities such as hunting pests with assault rifles and shit I mean *WOW*

[408Mittens]

she was hit by a car you fucking idiot

A car driven by coyotes?

[408Mittens]

http://i.imgur.com/CgW6RNQ.gif

[rum dick]

she was hit by a car you fucking idiot. lord knows I should have learned my lesson when I've lost 10 or so lifetime to this cursed road but NO NO NO, I just can't turn away the chance to love and have the shattered remnants of my heart pulverized again and again and again

i fucking donated all the leftover cat food to my friend with 40 some odd cats. fuck me this guy can't tie his own shoes but somehow he's batting .1000 with no dead cats in years and I literally can't keep one or two alive for whatever reason.

rum dick go fuck yourself

No. Go fuck yourself you selfish, arrogant, cat killing, prick. Those 10 (ten!) cats got killed because you suck as a pet owner, and instead of realizing that fact and learning from it and becoming a decent pet owner or, better yet, not getting more cats (and God's knows what other species of animals you've gotten killed...I'm sure it's quite the laundry list) you keep getting more cats because you're stupid, lonely, and selfish. Grow up. And quit blaming everything on anything but yourself.

[rum dick]

And that ain't trolling and it ain't "you don't know what's like to be me" bullshit. That's simple math and common sense. You literally are the worst person on any of these sites. And I'm a fucking idiot for ever trying to help you.

[gay sex]

lol at dave the worlds gayest cat lover

[gay sex]

WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE KITTTTTYSSSSSS

[rum dick]

While you faggots are worrying about whales and manatees and third world kids I'm operating in the real world.

[gay sex]

operating in crying at that one cat commercial world apparently

[rum dick]

I'm gonna start a kickstarter campaign aimed at preventing feline suicide. Basically the goal is to raise enough money to pay 408 not to adopt cats.

[gay sex]

between this and how fucking awful you and vaughn are at breaking bad i dont really know about this place anymore

[408Mittens]

But Dave, minimum wage just got raised to $10 in California. All Mike has to do is get a job and he will be able to afford dozens of kittens a week.

[rum dick]

Well fuck....408 wins again. Kid is just like Todd from breaking bad.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

No. Go fuck yourself you selfish, arrogant, cat killing, prick. Those 10 (ten!) cats got killed because you suck as a pet owner, and instead of realizing that fact and learning from it and becoming a decent pet owner or, better yet, not getting more cats (and God's knows what other species of animals you've gotten killed...I'm sure it's quite the laundry list) you keep getting more cats because you're stupid, lonely, and selfish. Grow up. And quit blaming everything on anything but yourself.

It's not the world's fault you're short and it certainly is not my fault either david so bug off and harass someone else.

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

http://i.imgur.com/CgW6RNQ.gif

so scary, almaden valley isn't more than a mile or two away from me. the villian was a fat black woman I think, there are ads on craigslist to this day warning people not to adopt cats out to her. i can't even imagine what I would do...yes I can actually buuuuuut that's really a waste of time.

[gay sex]

rofl SHORT OLD DAVE GETTING PILLORIED BY SENOR GRAPE