also were gonna need to talk about sonatine trying to take advantage of me

[gay sex]

8:03 am december something year of our lord 2012 and talking about a room at the ritz carlton for a week and quoting the daily rate, and me being barely coherent in a fugue state of quake 1 anecdotes didnt immediately shoot him down and was like wow at that price you cant afford not to save, ive never seen it for under 200 a night


HE DIDNT APOLOGIZE FOLKS AND IM PRETTY SURE HE DIDNT ORDER DELIVERY BACON

[Sonatine's hidden salami]

kid was so desperate to show you his hidden salami that he took advantage of you, what's the big deal? It wasn't the first time so... ?

[gay sex]

lol what did you come away with you thought it was 800 for a week when it was a night pull up a chair and talk to the young folks so they dont duplicate ur mistakes tine

[anatine]

dude we were talking about some hotel resort in nassau and i think i confused the weekly/daily rate.

the genesis for that entire concept was that i heard there were tarpon under their boat dock and wanted to fish for them.


honestly tho tarpon.. *under the boat dock*.

what am i doing to do, not confuse the daily/weekly rate and live without that carrot dangling in front of me?


really life was so good for a few minutes there.