SKATZ BUSINESS ALERT

[gay sex]

Im very anecdotally worried about quiznos subs as a business no i have not looked at any of their charts im basing this solely on my estimated cost of startup the last 5 years of people complaining the price is too high which im guessing leads to lower franchisees so their product supply chain may suffer and they dont really have a homerun sandwich that people care about

like i can eat a bowl of quiznos chili and daddys gonna be alright but ask me to name a sandwich zero answer

i just got a bad feeling about them yall including rising food costs this is the skatz business alert of the week

[gay sex]

now if yall wanna know how retarded the real estate game is in la talk to poppa buildings that are getting sold for 30 million are renting out creative office space in the flats of santa monica like by crossroads for 240,000 a month and the people holding the deal have a ten year rental lease and are already selling the building for 50 million OHHHH DANG YALL

[gay sex]

also larry davids office is like 3 minutes away and the outside facade looks awful JUST A STRAIGHT HEADS UP YALL

[Bobby Wong]

one time i was in quiznos and i was like yo manager dude these chips are like 6 months expired and he was all thanks bro your amazing my employees are retarded do you want some free clam chowder and i was all if your chips are this bad your chowder will probably fucking kill me are you insane

[Bobby Wong]

another time my dads girlfriend saw me eating a quiznos and she heckled at me and called me moneybags so you know they got a hecka image problem among the working poor

[gay sex]

many moons ago i used to chug quiznos chili for lunch aaaalot

[rum dick]

Real talk I have friend who owned a quiznos in Bob's neck of the woods and it went belly up. She ended up broke and for awhile there she thought about doing porn because of it. Moral of the story is if you invest in quiznos you will end up getting tucked in the ass...literally.

[gay sex]

LOOK AT OLD SKATZ HERE JUST LEADING THE CHARGE ON QUIZNOS AWARENESS

[Behemoth]

Ya'll should be worried about Wendy's and their "value" menu. Shit has almost doubled on there. Things like 5 nuggets for .99, turned into 4 for $1.29, or 6 nuggets for 1.69. The little double stacker burger used to be .99, now it's like $1.79. And those sea salt fries. MY GOD. Could you put a little more "healthy" sea salt on my shit? I don't quite have enough to de-ice my driveway.

[Behemoth]

Even Popeye's feeling the burn. 10 piece used to be $9.99, then $10.99, now it's $11.99. I didn't know chicken was in such short supply.

[gay sex]

sweetheart this was about us being worried about the zo's business failing not u talking about pennies on ur value meal

[gay sex]

and here we are listen quiznos skatz tried we really did

[gay sex]

real talk i would kill for a capriottis thanksgiving sandwich right now though

[Behemoth]

Turkey day samich sounds good. Saw one on triple D but found out they were in Canada and had to take it off the bucket list. Too much bird flu going on up there for me.

[gay sex]

the bobbie is a historically elite chain sandwich