Gare Bear

[rum dick]

Daaawg

I am in Vegas about a grand down on WHEEL OF FORTUNE (debating whether to drive me and maury off of the Coronado bridge as soon as I get home or whether to double down). pretty impressive how quickly quarters can add up in veggay. Gare, Resurrect yourself and shoot me a pm. or dont. Nagger.

Shout out to tim, jive, steer, french vaughn, JIM, cob, skysoulreadingnigger, tine (even tho you hate me and the reason being is you made a bad read but i digress and will cease muddling the drunken post with non-relevant shiite), othello, BALK, drk, and all the little people that have escaped my fake lawyer white trash mind....coors light and chilled don julio anejos are a hecka combo.

BTW - going to Chris Angle tonight ---- may GOD have mercy on my pitiful soul...

[rum dick]

BEEEENNNN

[rum dick]

DUMPSTER RENTALS, homes, without you SKATZ would be pronounced skaatthtzzzz. god bless you for putting the E in this mug

[rum dick]

TAPPPERRRR -- saving the best for last

[rum dick]

Just stood naked looking out to the strip. My penis looked smaller than usual. I blame New York New York.

and shout out to el gallo.

and FIN

[blake]

gare's dead dave

[Been]

i don't play slots but WOF is probably the slot i've played most. i like when the wheel spins sfworth it

[Steerpike]

Chris Angel is supposed to be the worst show in Vegas, gl Dave.

[Been]

criss angel used to sing for orgy

[anatine]

god i want to move to portland. i want to go fly fishing soooo badly. here its like, ok cool, good luck with that, have fun driving 4 hours into fucking utah. in portland you can pretty much ride a bicycle from downtown to steelhead runs.

fuck i hate poker.

[rum dick]

K. Walked out of chris angel and gave hime the double bird. Terrible terrible terrible. But to his credit, He did do some magic --- he sobered me up and made me disappear.

[VaughnP]

Yeah seriously, I thought it was common knowledge that the Chris Angel show was fucking horrible?

[VaughnP]

On a side note, I was throwing dice for the better part of the last 6 hours. Fuck. I was completely sober throughout all of this.

I was destroying nigs at a local game here in East Texas the rest of the time. It literally involves throwing large washers into holes on a game board. I offset my losses.

[VaughnP]

Like a boss.

[VaughnP]

seh0oTDrjlM

[rum dick]

Did you james byrd them with your dice skills?

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Hecka hit a thousand dollar slot thingy and won another four or so via ultimate texas holdem. So like twelve hours in and up five hundie. This will not last.

[rum dick]

Also signed up a dealer as a new fake client. Lol. Joke is on her. And gare is still dead. :(

[Hillbilly Jim]

gare's dead dave

nah just in a diabetic coma due to all the lemon pepsi

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.imgnook.com/cnBo.gif

[Suicide King]

god i want to move to portland. i want to go fly fishing soooo badly. here its like, ok cool, good luck with that, have fun driving 4 hours into fucking utah. in portland you can pretty much ride a bicycle from downtown to steelhead runs.

fuck i hate poker.

I dated a girl who worked at a fly fishing shop in san carlos. she left for New Orleans to head some fishing shop there.

[Suicide King]

also she had continuous orgasms. Literally having her first the moment on penetration and then would have about 20 or so. It was cool at first, but the lack of challenge was boring, also it would have to be missionary or doggy.

[anatine]

PM contact info please.

[anatine]

Also your contact info because I am pretty sure I still have your iPod around here.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Also signed up a dealer as a new fake client. Lol. Joke is on her. And gare is still dead. :(

:fraud

[GAMBLE-BOT]

fly fishing sounds like a fucking nightmare series of tedious tasks lined up with utterly no payoff.

[anatine]

fly fishing sounds like a fucking nightmare series of tedious tasks lined up with utterly no payoff.


said the guy who took time off from his life to pick The Situation up from the airport.

[MistaCobalina]

I think gare's family had an intervention, and he's nose to nose with doctor drew right now, spilling his guts about his video black jack addiction.

[MistaCobalina]

And I don't know about this fancy fly fishin' you city folk seem to like, but I have been known to Noddle from time to time.

[MistaCobalina]

Last time I was out, I caught a hoser

[MistaCobalina]

http://www.mytimesdispatch.com/images/uploads/16206.jpg

[behemoth old]

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/037/cache/alligator-gar-openmouth_3773_600x450.jpg

http://cavemanhomecompanion.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/swamp-people-guist-brothers-300x156.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

i dont think so behemoth