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ElGallo
05-01-2011, 08:35 PM
Very few things make me feel better than sinking a 15 foot put for birdie on a 215 yard pard par 3. It's magical. I might have to do a lot more golfing this season, cause I felt great out there today. Woke up late for once, 8:20 am, putting by 9 am and hitting first drive of the year 280 into the trees, hit the spot.
anatine
05-01-2011, 08:42 PM
Pretty sure LSD is a better drug than golfing, and much cheaper.
ElGallo
05-01-2011, 10:26 PM
Pretty sure LSD is a better drug than golfing, and much cheaper.

I respectfully disagree because what you said is stupid.
DRK Star
05-01-2011, 11:56 PM
Golf is actually what caused my L5 disc to explode, thus fucking me up for life....


Mushrooms/LSD always makes me smile, and my friends gave it to me for free
Hillbilly Jim
05-02-2011, 12:07 AM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.aolnews.com/media/2007/07/chi-chi-rodriguez-swashbuckles-240.jpg
VaughnP
05-02-2011, 01:20 PM
It's a double edged sword. Missing a 4 footer for birdie is like a bad trip. Or at least it used to be.

Since waking up, nothing like that, or really anything for the most part, bothers me.
Steerpike
05-02-2011, 08:42 PM
wait until you leave home kid, there's a wide wide world out there
ElGallo
05-03-2011, 02:57 AM
wait until you leave home kid, there's a wide wide world out there

Who are you referring to? I've lived on my own since I was 18 and I'm 28, married with a 2 year old and have a house that I have already paid for..... Pretty safe to say I've left home IMO.

Ahhhh ic u were referring to VaughnP, well I feel like a baboon.
Hillbilly Jim
05-03-2011, 03:18 AM
kinda defensive bro maybe you should see a shrink and find out why you got so pitchy
Steerpike
05-03-2011, 04:30 AM
sometimes i feel like el gallo hardly knows us at all Jim
ElGallo
05-03-2011, 04:38 AM
I deserve the tags, u guys really are the best..... I did get a tad pitchy there.... My shrink says I should go for 2 hour sessions from now on and said she would not charge for the other hour. Probably a good sign for this forum, as I seem to be getting more crazy. I'll be at the golf course all week, except for tomorrow, I have a date with a man. After that I quit.
Hillbilly Jim
05-03-2011, 04:39 AM
sounds like she wants to bang you
Steerpike
05-03-2011, 04:45 AM
he's quitting dating men?
ElGallo
05-03-2011, 04:50 AM
he's quitting dating men?

No homo sir. I am going to try and quit work for the rest of the week, but I know it won't happen, it's going to turn into 4 hours of golf and 15 hours of work. It's all good, golf will cure me I'm sure. I'm betting the farm on this theory.
Hillbilly Jim
11-29-2017, 03:39 AM
god damn that one tag