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blake
01-30-2010, 02:17 AM
I'll start:

Rhea Perlman

http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/19248/Rhea_Perlman_in_Boeing_Boeing_photo_by_Paul_Rider. jpg



She is horrifically unattractive, but I would begrudgingly have sex with her.

.

blake
01-30-2010, 11:30 PM
This thread is exceeding my expectations.

rum dick
01-31-2010, 01:03 AM
Most users ever online was 61, Today at 09:09 AM.
Rum Dick, blake, gay sex

rum dick
01-31-2010, 01:07 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/1ruioy.jpg

VaughnP
01-31-2010, 01:20 AM
2 bans so far

blake
01-31-2010, 01:45 AM
http://i50.tinypic.com/1ruioy.jpg

You're not getting this. Fran Drescher is waayyyy too good looking for this thread.

I'm talking more like this:

http://lgbtpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ruth_bader_ginsburg_scotus_photo_portrait2.jpg

I'd do it just to see what all the fuss is about.

rum dick
01-31-2010, 01:56 AM
Alright. i am willing to go as far as illeana douglass but thats the line.


http://i49.tinypic.com/2db7wx5.jpg

blake
01-31-2010, 03:26 AM
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/20022/New%20Folder%203/42.jpg

GAMBLE-BOT
01-31-2010, 03:58 PM
http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2009/06/ugly%20betty-thumb-334x500.jpg

Id tap that ass

GAMBLE-BOT
01-31-2010, 04:00 PM
http://www.uglybettynews.com/files/2009/02/80717l1-baranski-b-gr-01.jpg

Does old count?

GAMBLE-BOT
01-31-2010, 04:01 PM
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/62/originals/62592_video-204660-golden-globes-best-actress-tv-comedy-or-musical.jpg

Aww yeah fake Palin.

blake
01-31-2010, 04:01 PM
http://www.uglybettynews.com/files/2009/02/80717l1-baranski-b-gr-01.jpg

Does old count?

http://lgbtpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/ruth_bader_ginsburg_scotus_photo_portrait2.jpg

blake
01-31-2010, 04:04 PM
I post Rhea Perlman and Justice Ginsburg and you give me Tina Fey -- who is legitimately hot???

Come on gamble, I'm looking for horrific unattractiveness.

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:31 PM
http://eventsdearboyevents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/thatcherl2504_468x726.jpg

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:32 PM
http://images.buddytv.com/articles/Image/what-are-they-up-to-Camryn-Manheim.jpg

I got a very drunken blowjob from a girl that was her spitting image, so I'd want to complete that cycle.

blake
01-31-2010, 04:32 PM
http://eventsdearboyevents.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/thatcherl2504_468x726.jpg

Now this is doing it right.

blake
01-31-2010, 04:33 PM
Also, everyone make fun of McGee for wanting to have sex with Margaret Thatcher.

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:34 PM
http://gza.gameriot.com/content/images/view_316504_1_1233547447.jpg

I'd make her say " thank you jesus" whilst sodomizing her

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:35 PM
http://hillaryunleashed.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/chelsea-and-mom.jpg

Mother/Daughter team, obv

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:36 PM
http://ladybunny.net/blog/uploaded_images/Weezy-725924.jpg


Weezy. 'Nuff Said.

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 04:40 PM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-00.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-project-las-vegas-00.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg

GAMBLE-BOT
01-31-2010, 06:30 PM
http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/2009/12/368.jpg

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 08:12 PM
http://gza.gameriot.com/content/images/view_316504_1_1233547447.jpg

I'd make her say " thank you jesus" whilst sodomizing her

have you seen her in the past few years? she looks so different i thought kurt gave up god and went with a hot chick

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 08:13 PM
http://i50.tinypic.com/1ruioy.jpg

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/assets_c/2009/06/ugly%20betty-thumb-334x500.jpg

Id tap that ass

double fail

gay sex
01-31-2010, 08:17 PM
a liiiiittle pitchy jbone

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 08:30 PM
listen gray sex, farn drescher is bangable with a ball gag in her mouth
the ugly betty chick is attractive when she isnt in costume, her only knock would be she is thick as guys that bang blakes wife would say

gay sex
01-31-2010, 08:32 PM
blake already covered those points jim

and the ugly betty chick is horrifying plus guaranteed obnoxious, a viable pick

blake
01-31-2010, 08:33 PM
link to a pretty ugly betty pic? I've never seen her attractive, plus I'm not using google to look it up.

blake
01-31-2010, 08:34 PM
also, let's not lose sight of the fact that cobson wants to bang margaret thatcher.

gay sex
01-31-2010, 08:50 PM
fuck jim might be right

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/america-ferrera-2007-time-magazines-100-most-influential-people-gala-arrivals-cEc5hZ.jpg

kinda borderline for this endeavor

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 08:53 PM
although i think if you put a bal gag in the nannys mouth she would have flash backs to being raped and her puss would be like sandpaper it would be so dry

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 08:55 PM
http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/america-ferrera.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/ShIN9yFJTcI/AAAAAAAAA0g/4ITFEvvuhp4/s400/america-ferrera2.jpg
http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/america-ferrera-picture.jpg

blake
01-31-2010, 08:59 PM
ok, if I'm throwing out Rhea Perlman, then this ugly betty girl is way too hot for this list.

gay sex
01-31-2010, 09:00 PM
pearlman stays

rum dick
01-31-2010, 09:01 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2we04mf.jpg

RIP beautiful.

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 09:02 PM
ileana douglas is completely splashable in that movie alive

gay sex
01-31-2010, 09:04 PM
skatz

blake
01-31-2010, 09:05 PM
pearlman stays

I meant, that if I am nominating Perlman, ugly betty girl is obv too good looking for this list.

gay sex
01-31-2010, 09:05 PM
yea i figured that out on page 1 blake

blake
01-31-2010, 09:05 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/2we04mf.jpg

RIP beautiful.

she used to scare the fuck out of me. no way I'm touching that one rum dick, you sick freak.

blake
01-31-2010, 09:06 PM
yea i figured that out on page 1 blake

:pitchydawg

gay sex
01-31-2010, 09:07 PM
i was gonna add an iron lady tag and be done with this thread but how dare you sir, how dare you

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 09:10 PM
http://www.bigplansbigcrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/turbo-american-gladiator.gif

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 10:04 PM
also, let's not lose sight of the fact that cobson wants to bang margaret thatcher.



Now you listen here, you half boon humping son of a bitch, Margaret Thatcher is a treasure, a scion of conservatism, and a historical icon. We're not talking about some unfunny midget that fucks danny devito or something, we're talking about a god damn living legend, and as such needs a legendary ass-reaming. Not only would I fuck Margaret Thatcher, but I'd be the meat in Thatcher/ Elizabeth II sandwich, and as I was about to cum, I'd pull out of the Iron Madien's arse, and shoot it into Liz's eye.

God save the queen.

gay sex
01-31-2010, 10:06 PM
save these efforts for jewdonks site plz

MistaCobalina
01-31-2010, 10:14 PM
i think i'm banned there again. it's hard to keep up with it

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 10:20 PM
it's hard to keep up with it

thats what queez elizabeth said

Hillbilly Jim
01-31-2010, 11:15 PM
http://mhpbooks.com/mobylives/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/rice.jpg

rum dick
02-01-2010, 12:16 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/uvpyc.jpg

rum dick
02-01-2010, 12:25 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/67048g.jpg

rum dick
02-01-2010, 12:28 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/s66qft.jpg

rum dick
02-01-2010, 12:28 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2qsuhhh.jpg

rum dick
02-01-2010, 12:30 AM
wife wants to know I'm googling donatella versace. good thing i have this twix bar handy.

Hillbilly Jim
02-01-2010, 02:04 AM
tell her you were gonna get her something fancy now all she gets is a licked twix bar

gay sex
02-01-2010, 02:14 AM
:pitchydawg

Hillbilly Jim
02-01-2010, 02:24 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/uvpyc.jpg

wow cindy violette has really let herself go

Hillbilly Jim
02-01-2010, 02:35 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/07/20/gallery_03_400x300.jpg

i would begurdingly do annie cartwright, but ungrudglin do annie norris

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/annie-norris-image.png

rum dick
02-01-2010, 02:49 AM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2ik8jfa.png



http://i48.tinypic.com/iw2934.jpg

Hillbilly Jim
02-01-2010, 02:55 AM
gay sex:

bbc america

british tv torrent site dubmazz

SkyNigger
02-01-2010, 01:21 PM
http://www.marysteenburgen.org/images/Mary-Steenburgen-Image.jpg

SkyNigger
02-01-2010, 01:22 PM
http://www.stinque.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/wandaandherlusciousbreasts.jpg

mama luigi
02-01-2010, 06:20 PM
the barefoot contessa

mama luigi
02-01-2010, 06:21 PM
oops wrong show

VaughnP
02-01-2010, 09:46 PM
Meg Ryan is not completely unattractive, and she is not even anywhere near unattractive. That shit is not cool, bro.

Hillbilly Jim
02-01-2010, 09:46 PM
gay sex wants to fuck ann borell

blake
02-02-2010, 05:48 AM
http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Snooki-Punched-500x282.jpg

rum dick
02-02-2010, 07:40 AM
Meg Ryan is not completely unattractive, and she is not even anywhere near unattractive. That shit is not cool, bro.


http://i48.tinypic.com/28jckh.jpg

rum dick
02-02-2010, 07:41 AM
http://i47.tinypic.com/1jqb9u.jpg

rum dick
02-02-2010, 07:42 AM
wanda sykes is tappable ass.

rum dick
02-02-2010, 07:47 AM
http://www.marysteenburgen.org/images/Mary-Steenburgen-Image.jpg


http://i46.tinypic.com/a2pz52.jpg

Hillbilly Jim
03-27-2011, 07:52 AM
fuck jim might be right

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/america-ferrera-2007-time-magazines-100-most-influential-people-gala-arrivals-cEc5hZ.jpg

kinda borderline for this endeavor

:wank

Hillbilly Jim
03-27-2011, 07:53 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/manchester/content/images/2006/07/20/gallery_03_400x300.jpg

i would begurdingly do annie cartwright, but ungrudglin do annie norris

http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/annie-norris-image.png

more like international skatz line

dual
03-27-2011, 09:54 AM
maya rudolph

Harley
03-27-2011, 11:56 PM
http://media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2008/05/06/09/65-Teri_Garr.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.JPG

Suicide King
03-28-2011, 12:42 AM
Meg
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQu6FtlIFYkTFkWuH3nUEBdSvDUFuVgY CbCnJKzBiVUXt-ZKxbN0Q

Hillbilly Jim
03-29-2011, 04:10 AM
Anne-Marie Duff

http://i.imgur.com/OF9se.jpg

blake
03-30-2011, 01:52 AM
http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/102/originals/102426_real-housewife-nene-leakes-has-camera-balls.jpg

Steerpike
03-30-2011, 02:00 AM
blake's wife, is this true?

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 07:41 AM
http://www.tradebit.com/usr/backingtracks4u/pub/9002/anne-murrayPic.jpg


This lady and I have a lot of history.

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 07:43 AM
http://www.blindbetpoker.com/img/wsop-circuit/Kathy-Liebert.jpg

Hillbilly Jim
04-01-2011, 07:54 AM
went to far with liebert

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 07:58 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c0/Chasey_Lain_on_Set_I_Dream_Of_Chasey_6.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/111125820_2d99047686.jpg


I'd fuck her and think of Chasey Lain, circa 1995. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Just like Jenna J.

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 08:00 AM
went to far with liebert

You know that pussy's tight. I stand by my choice.

Hillbilly Jim
04-01-2011, 08:03 AM
buuuuuuullshit

http://www.worldpokertour.com/~/media/B8E6749E2FF645D9BED5B2C8EA0141B8.ashx

stretched the fuck out of that pussy

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 08:15 AM
buuuuuuullshit

http://www.worldpokertour.com/~/media/B8E6749E2FF645D9BED5B2C8EA0141B8.ashx

stretched the fuck out of that pussy

Whoa whoa whoa whoa.....back off Gigantor! That pussy's tighter than an asian schoolgirl's.

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 08:17 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TK-5ZCHyPNI/AAAAAAAAVFA/eJHu9A8Zv5Q/s1600/judith-light.jpg

I'd stick it up her old ass and scream "who's the boss bitch?!!"

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 08:21 AM
http://www.haveuheard.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Justin-Bieber.jpg

When she turned 18

Hillbilly Jim
04-01-2011, 08:22 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UaLWp72nij4/TK-5ZCHyPNI/AAAAAAAAVFA/eJHu9A8Zv5Q/s1600/judith-light.jpg

I'd stick it up her old ass and scream "who's the boss bitch?!!"

pretty sure she does ass to mouth looking at those teeth

behemoth old
04-01-2011, 08:43 AM
pretty sure she does ass to mouth looking at those teeth

This is probably correct, but I'd like confirmation. Man, where's Tony Danza when you need him?

phantom
04-01-2011, 12:12 PM
http://www.aboriginalartstore.com.au/photos/aboriginal_women_photo.jpg

behemoth old
04-02-2011, 04:40 AM
http://tv.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jorja-fox.jpg

behemoth old
04-02-2011, 04:43 AM
http://ncis-la.maxupdates.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Abby-Sciuto.jpg

behemoth old
04-02-2011, 04:48 AM
http://planetill.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/sonead.jpg

Hillbilly Jim
04-18-2011, 12:56 AM
http://www.channel4.com/assets/programmes/images/peep-show/cast-interviews/d2b5468f-1f75-4e32-b1c8-8be70b2053b1_412x232.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
04-18-2011, 04:50 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XoyB0.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
04-18-2011, 05:30 AM
http://ididafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Random-Funny-Photos-Part-123_28-412x550.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
04-18-2011, 05:39 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YKYinnCIcVw/SwV2DJx8HWI/AAAAAAAACek/UmUhZuVek7M/s400/LaToyaJacksonNoseJobsGoneWrong.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
04-18-2011, 05:42 AM
Comments http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/images/misc/postnotes_neg.gif
balke:
way too attractive for this list

Bullshit - Behemoth's girls are better looking in the face. And it's not close.

behemoth old
04-23-2011, 06:46 AM
Comments http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/images/misc/postnotes_neg.gif
balke:
way too attractive for this list

Bullshit - Behemoth's girls are better looking in the face. And it's not close.

The girl you posted had a face? I'd better take another look.

DRK Star
04-23-2011, 06:53 AM
http://s2.hubimg.com/u/767277_f260.jpg

behemoth old
04-23-2011, 07:00 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VwK10XYi27Q/RvkovUMd3MI/AAAAAAAAMJs/_gXZYbO9GSE/s320/tina.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
06-10-2011, 12:17 AM
http://i.imgur.com/qccN6.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
06-10-2011, 12:35 AM
http://i.imgur.com/DnmCA.jpg

dewal
06-10-2011, 12:37 AM
pretty terrible posts last cpl pages vwls

Steerpike
06-10-2011, 12:38 AM
she'll turn it around dewal

Tyde
06-10-2011, 12:38 AM
http://ididafunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Random-Funny-Photos-Part-123_28-412x550.jpg



http://oi55.tinypic.com/1zqaaea.jpg

Vwls with one L dammit
06-10-2011, 12:42 AM
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/409173741_l.jpg

Steerpike
06-10-2011, 12:45 AM
I'd do it so when she was in the bathroom I could steal her copy of Gran Turismo 3.

blake
06-10-2011, 12:47 AM
i would not have sex with any of these women vwls

Vwls with one L dammit
06-10-2011, 12:47 AM
Picky picky.

dewal
06-10-2011, 01:44 AM
'latoya jackson is fucking disgusting as fuck

Tyde
06-10-2011, 01:53 AM
http://i49.tinypic.com/2qsuhhh.jpg



FUCK NO

dewal
06-10-2011, 02:01 AM
wtf was ted danson smoking

gay sex
06-10-2011, 02:04 AM
duals post is correct

Hillbilly Jim
06-10-2011, 02:05 AM
he only dated her so he could show up in public in black face
kid is on a whole other level of thinking

anatine
06-10-2011, 02:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/peYMI.jpg

dewal
06-10-2011, 02:22 AM
i thought tractor traylor died bro

Suicide King
06-10-2011, 05:18 AM
huge vagina

anatine
06-10-2011, 05:19 AM
<-- makes huge vagina gesture

Vwls with one L dammit
06-10-2011, 03:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6T8Y4.gif

behemoth old
06-11-2011, 07:30 AM
http://www.highstakeschat.com/wp-content/gallery/clonie-gowen/03-clonie-gowen.jpg

behemoth old
04-20-2012, 06:50 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Vonn_Hennigar/ChaseyLain.jpg

Remember kids, meth doesn't fucking play.

behemoth old
04-20-2012, 07:04 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c100/Vonn_Hennigar/ChaseyLain.jpg

behemoth old
04-20-2012, 07:05 PM
Holy fuck, now that I see that picture so big, I kinda regret admitting I'd fuck her.

behemoth old
04-20-2012, 07:05 PM
Wow, and I can't edit any of these posts. Thanks proxy

MistaCobalina
04-20-2012, 11:20 PM
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/6007/1284275563.jpg

behemoth old
04-21-2012, 06:28 AM
http://images.zap2it.com/images/celeb-46977/molly-ringwald-0.jpg

behemoth old
04-21-2012, 06:37 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-00.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-project-las-vegas-00.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg

Oh have the mighty have fallen

behemoth old
04-21-2012, 06:37 AM
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-00.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-project-las-vegas-00.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/LifelessAssociate/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01-thumb.jpg

Oh how the mighty have fallen

blake
04-21-2012, 06:39 AM
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/i/fijmfi089qeneq0.jpg

Statutory Ape
04-21-2012, 07:44 AM
http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/f/i/fijmfi089qeneq0.jpg

Either my standards are really low or I am missing the punch line because most of the women in this thead are, to me, pretty attractive.

I mean, let's set the bar at a 5 being attractive enough to get an erection off of sober, so a 3 would require good hard drugs plus viagra and some determination to make a night of, a 1 is a dead body and a 10 is this chick http://videarn.com/video.php?id=941816 then I would say a lot of 4's and 5's to be had.

Behemoth Chasey Lane was that literally the sinlge worst picture you could find? She's 40 years old and probably seen more time under tanning bulbs than you've been breathing. Add in smoking cigs drinking nightly and various hard drugs (and plastic surgery) and a shitty diet what would you expect?

Newsflash- 9/10 meth addicts look nothing like you see on tv. Most of the ones I know are fat actually due to some complicated stuff about body things that you don't want to hear about so I will spare you.

Oh and lsd doesn't cause mysterious flashbacks when your'e 40 that make you lose your mind despite what the D.A.R.E volunteer told your school class this week. I know he seems believable with he little suitcase full of synringes and what not, but he's full of shit. Just want to prepare you for reality. Big world out there, when you're ready someday you will see.

Here is chasey lain today http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c3/Chasey_Lain_adjusted.jpg

DRK Star
04-21-2012, 09:29 PM
god that beak is awful, and jameson looks beat as hell.

not attractive is one thing but beat up, old and redic plastic surgery another...

rofl at staring into these eyes, she does have a pair of classy dawgs up top

malware

http://www.magicandnoveltyoutlet.com/images/uploads/PM771259%5B1%5D.jpg

behemoth old
04-22-2012, 01:33 AM
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/jocelyn-wildenstein-a-depense-plus-de-637x0-3.jpg


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JaE0PR8r8mo/TfjNSLLLZwI/AAAAAAAAAD8/v61tV7w8EJs/s1600/mask-stoltz.jpg

SkyNigger
04-28-2012, 12:42 PM
Newsflash- 9/10 meth addicts look nothing like you see on tv. Most of the ones I know are fat actually due to some complicated stuff about body things that you don't want to hear about so I will spare you.

Oh and lsd doesn't cause mysterious flashbacks when your'e 40 that make you lose your mind

There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?

When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"

I'm like "tiger".

He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.

Steerpike
04-28-2012, 01:00 PM
half-naked tigers itt

Statutory Ape
04-28-2012, 03:01 PM
There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?

When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"

I'm like "tiger".

He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.

Meth makes people fat, and why more now vs back in the day- I suspect this happens now more than in the past because "back in the day" cooks were making product with phenyl-2-propanone vs todays psuedo-epdhedrine. Both arrive at the same destination but the latter latter producing more thyro-toxins in the process (iodo-compounds, aziridines etc), and any number of reverse-rebound type effects the drug causes amplified by todays bad foods and such.

When you're talking weight gain like I see it, only three main players come to mind:

Decreased insulin sensitivity
Decreased thryoxine output
Increased calorie surplus

But the question was, why more today? I guess you can blame todays shitty food if you want to, it's possible, but I still learn toward unintended by-products from an inferior cooking method.

Candy flipping, now we're talking!! Well, hippy flipping I'm with you on, candy flipping was only for one magical night in my life (fucking DEA being good at what they do and shit, lsd has been tough to find for years)

True story- at 23 I candy flipped with my friend and a couple girls and spent over one full hour attempting to solve potentially the greatest puzzle ever to befuddle my moronic mind- It kind of went like this "THE CD GOES IN THE CD PLAYER, OK, BUT I WANT THIS ONE NOW, SO I PUT IT IN, AND IT'S NOT FUCKING PLAYING!!!! DAMNIT!!!" Rinse and repeat for an hour, until, like magic, my finger accidentally pressed eject and the alpine monster spit out both cd's at the same time. Success!

"NOW IS THE TIME FOR MUSIC"

Tiesto's 2004 ministry of sound mix actually, and I will NEVER forget the magical feeling trance gave me on ecstasy, nothing will ever come close- BUT CANDY FLIPPING on the other hand, felt like a 10mt hydrogen bomb compared to a firecracker. It was just unbelievable, incredible, a night words cannot possibly do justice.

Hear this song, imagine listening to it 100x higher than you could possibly imagine, experience 10 lifetimes worth of joy and pleasure in one night, that about sums up why we do drugs eh?

ahT7F5xh6VU

Hillbilly Jim
04-28-2012, 07:42 PM
There are a lot of fat meth junkies but then there didn't used to be. I have theories about why that is; but what is this stuff about complicated body stuff?

When I used to candy-flip (e + lsd) I became the wittiest and the most sociable person alive. At least, for hours 1 2 and 3. As the night wears on into the 14 hr mark, tigers would chase me half-naked through the city streets. This one time, I ran in terror past this guy who saw my face and just took off right beside me. We turned the corner and he's looking back behind him and he's like "what's back there?"

I'm like "tiger".

He ran for a few more seconds then stopped. I didn't want to look back but I was secretly relieved. It would probably give me a few minutes reprieve.
to quote my boy dave attell

That's what fear looks like, I'm telling you: a man running around with his thing flapping around in the air. If you walk out of here tonight, and you see a man running down the street with his thing flapping in the air, run with that man because there is some scary stuff coming the other way.

Steerpike
04-28-2012, 08:19 PM
mike making a very compelling argument for meth usage itt

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04-29-2012, 10:19 PM
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05-01-2012, 12:21 AM
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07-24-2013, 11:34 PM
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04-23-2014, 07:05 PM
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04-24-2014, 12:15 AM
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04-24-2014, 12:24 AM
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04-24-2014, 09:00 PM
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Behemoth
04-25-2014, 02:50 AM
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Hillbilly Jim
04-25-2014, 03:43 AM
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Behemoth
04-27-2014, 02:39 PM
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