SERIOUSLY, THIS IS RAPE IN AMERICA NOW GUYS:

[VaughnP]

http://i.imgur.com/Q3MEM90.jpg?1

The feminization of this country is becoming outright disgusting. Yet another slut whores herself out in public, realizes the next day that it's all over the internet and cries rape. ORAL RAPE rofl. I'm sure some of you have heard about this story by now, but that picture hasn't been posted with any article I've seen. It's all over the internet, even the UK news sites.

There's no consequences for sluts falsely accusing men, and that's pretty fucked up. That's one genuinely happy looking rape victim.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/16/onlookers-photos-ohio-rape/2996189/

[gay sex]

lol this niggas sideburns <<<<<<<<<<

[gay sex]

also can we talk about how i cornered the market in tight ends, who wants to trade for some beef

[Bobby Wong]

is she wearing an army surplus corset?

[gay sex]

i have every good tight end minus that new orleans nigga and i havent called in my marker yet cuz i feel for cory

[gay sex]

honestly if we had angels on our shoulders and 360 cams, smashing a hot dog on her face would be the play here why yall idiots gotta rape

[VaughnP]

There's no way this wouldn't be thrown out immediately in a sane America after just seeing that picture. Hope the bro beats this quick and immediately sues this bitch for falsely accusing him.

[gay sex]

btw can we get a small shout out to rapists, that shit cant be easy holding some screaming bitch down getting it in and finishing, that is a balancing act my friends

[gay sex]

also shout out to vaughns meaty calves being the perfect rape utensil we see u bro

[VaughnP]

We need Wax to chime in here, seeing as how he is the expert and all.

[VaughnP]

is she wearing an army surplus corset?

It would appear so.

[VaughnP]

OvenWax your expert opinion is requested.

[SkyNigger]

A World of Rape (http://religionconfidencetrick.blogspot.com/2013/10/a-world-of-rape.html).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_by_deception

Rape by deception is a crime in which the perpetrator has the victim's sexual consent and compliance, but gains it through deception or fraudulent statements or actions. The act is known in Tennessee and California as rape by fraud.

http://i.imgur.com/0gVqW7i.jpg
Rape by deception. Simple.

In conversations with girls about their nonchalant proclivity to rape, I try to explain to them that if a guy won't have sex with the girl when she's not wearing makeup but will have sex with her when she is wearing makeup, it's rape. Consent gained via deception is not valid consent. But the moral compass of girls has been obliterated by slut-shaming. They just don't get it. They try to explain, "But the guys we like don't approve of us unless we're wearing makeup, so we have to."

When a girl I want to sleep with says "No", I don't make the logical jump to "Well I guess have to rape you now." That's exactly what women do. That's how their broken minds work.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uihMmm0LeIA/UlrhVPQJG1I/AAAAAAAAOJQ/AfsGRpEQFBs/s640/makeup2.jpg
Every woman using cosmetics has the intent to deceive, to gain consent that she cannot get without the illusion.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1R0eojlpoo0/UlvtPVOWjBI/AAAAAAAAOKg/wFevvQ8A4R8/s1600/GirlLogic.png
Girls have to rape. Because guys judge them.

[Militant Quacks]

scooter confirmed a rapist

[Militant Quacks]

I blame his whore mother

[gay sex]

dang wax trying to olive branch is rapeness

[Bobby Wong]

wax refuses to be a victim, when he sees that makeup he goes in for a preemptive rape strike

[gay sex]

robby can we talk about the literal kangaroo courts that u live around, is it just deers in robes comically nodding verdicts

[Bobby Wong]

at least they arent dropping loads in penis pumps like dave's okie judges

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm

Penis pump judge gets 4-year jail term
Posted 8/18/2006

BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) — A former judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robe was sentenced Friday to four years in prison.

Donald Thompson had spent almost 23 years on the bench and had served as a state legislator before retiring from the court in 2004. He showed no reaction when he was sentenced.

At his trial this summer, his former court reporter, Lisa Foster, testified that she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times during trial between 2001 and 2003. Prosecutors said he also used a device known as a penis pump during at least four trials in the same period.

Thompson, 59, was convicted last month of four felony courts of indecent exposure for incidents that took place in his Creek County courtroom.

Thompson, a married father of three grown children, testified that the penis pump was given to him as a joke by a longtime hunting and fishing buddy.

"It wasn't something I was hiding," he said.

He said he may have absentmindedly squeezed the pump's handle during court cases but never used it to masturbate.

Foster told authorities that she saw Thompson use the device almost daily during the August 2003 murder trial of a man accused of shaking a toddler to death. A whooshing sound could be heard on Foster's audiotape of the trial. When jurors asked the judge about the sound, Thompson said he hadn't heard it but would listen for it.

Police built a case against the judge after a police officer testifying in a 2003 murder trial saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson's robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk.

Investigators later checked the carpet, Thompson's robes and the chair behind the bench and found semen, according to court records.

Carmelia Brossett, a senior probation officer for the state Department of Corrections, said in a presentencing report that Thompson refused to undergo psychosexual testing.

"Thompson's denial of the offense would likely present difficulty, if not inability for treatment providers to provide meaningful and beneficial sex-offender treatment," she said.

The jury recommended a sentence of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine on each count. The jury foreman has said it was the jury's intent that Thompson serve the full sentence.

Judge C. Allen McCall denied a defense motion asking that Thompson be allowed to remain free pending an appeal. Thompson was also ordered to pay a $40,000 fine.

[gay sex]

SHOTS FIRED DAVE

[Militant Quacks]

Oklahoma, Toddlers and Penis Pumps what more do you want people ?

[rum dick]

Best part is the court reporter would literally type "whooshing" sound into the court transcript, ie witness: "I saw x do y". "Whooshing sound".

[rum dick]

Also I think that judge gave me 20 hours of planting trees for doing 65 in a 35.

[rum dick]

I got in a lot of trouble as a youngster and let's just say tulsa can thank me for a good number of trees. Literally whenever my mom picks me up from the airport during the drive she will point to at least 5 highway medians and be like "look honey, there's your trees". And they wonder why I never visit...

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/Q3MEM90.jpg?1

The feminization of this country is becoming outright disgusting. Yet another slut whores herself out in public, realizes the next day that it's all over the internet and cries rape. ORAL RAPE rofl. I'm sure some of you have heard about this story by now, but that picture hasn't been posted with any article I've seen. It's all over the internet, even the UK news sites.

There's no consequences for sluts falsely accusing men, and that's pretty fucked up. That's one genuinely happy looking rape victim.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/10/16/onlookers-photos-ohio-rape/2996189/

http://i.imgur.com/2E7JNrv.gif

[Bobby Wong]

One time a tow truck driver had to cut down five highway beautification trees to extricate my totaled Porsche, so it's a good thing we've got poor saps like Dave out planting more. Sometimes I drive by that shoddily rejuvenated patch of scorched earth and am all "That's my exorbitant fine dollars at work."

[gay sex]

LOVING THE DOUBLE ENTENDRE OF SAPS BRO

[rum dick]

One time a tow truck driver had to cut down five highway beautification trees to extricate my totaled Porsche, so it's a good thing we've got poor saps like Dave out planting more. Sometimes I drive by that shoddily rejuvenated patch of scorched earth and am all "That's my exorbitant fine dollars at work."

Just doing my part Bob. Just doing my part.

How'd you wreck the Porsche? Aside from hitting some trees.

[Bobby Wong]

I was drunk as fuck and fighting with my girlfriend and was going to drop her off at her place and never talk to her again and then she was all like, "I thought this was a fucking Porsche, is this all the faster it will go?" And I'm all, "Bitch I'll show you how fast it will go" and next thing you know I'm sailing past her exit going 115 and she starts yelling that I'm passing it up and I tried to throw it sideways and powerslide into the fucker, only the left rear trailing arm let go and I ended up leaving 300 feet of skidmarks, a 150 foot debris trail, sliding sideways down a little gully and up the other side into some trees and coming to rest about 10 feet before I would have hit the side of the overpass. You would think that would have been a wakeup call, but I continued to drink for another six or seven years after that.

[Bobby Wong]

I can't find any pics of it wrecked, but here's a couple from when it was still intact.

http://i.imgur.com/Lt6VttM.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Iqk7hLO.jpg

[rum dick]

Never mind the booze part the lady had it coming for calling out your manhood fka Bob's Porsche. I say this while assuming you and your ex were relatively unharmed and reserve the right to amend this post if you say otherwise.
I also say this while admitting that I did a similar thing in a 65 mustang but because it couldn't handle for shit all I ended up doing was leaving a half mile long tire skid mark on highway 75 (zero power steering sometimes has its advantages). Drove drunk twice after that. The last time ended up with me planting more trees. Been a decade and it ain't happening again (might make an exception maybe during the zombie apocalypse...maybe)

[rum dick]

Ah Jesus that car was a beauty.

[gay sex]

lol this nigga bob had a PROBLEM YALL

[rum dick]

How much shit did you catch for having a Porsche btw? Or were people daaaamn Bob is God?

[gay sex]

look at dave just slobbering for a man that has an actual car

[rum dick]

lol this nigga bob had a PROBLEM YALL

Says the guy whose girlfriend gives him finger jobs.


#linecrossed
#toosoon

[gay sex]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE COURTS RELEGATE YOU TO DRIVING THE EQUIVALENT OF A POWER WHEEL TO WORK

[rum dick]

You leave maurice out of this. And yes admittedly I've been relegated to a rusted beach cruiser and edwinas about to make me watch the perks of being a wallflower so yeah there's that.

[gay sex]

good lord bro can you not convince her to order pacific rim at least

[gay sex]

also if ur sissying it up disconnect literally was pretty good, and only i would notice this but they show pics of skaarsgard in the marines THEY WERE FROM GENERATION KILL

[rum dick]

Well lookie what stories of rock bottom managed to cobble together
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[USC]

WE IN THE BUILDING

[rum dick]

good lord bro can you not convince her to order pacific rim at least

Seriously is this worth an hour and a half? Or should I try to flee to top chef nawlins?

[rum dick]

WE IN THE BUILDING

:buckleup


And I swear to God we are going to Del Mar next year

[gay sex]

if ur choice is that or perks of wallflower go for the fighting robots, also this weeks league and always sunny are reaaly really good

[gay sex]

bro you can goto del mar right how just valet ur car and say what up DAAAAAAAAAAWg

[gay sex]

sorry ur wifes car

[rum dick]

Roger that. But seriously the league is still on television? How is this possible?

[gay sex]

lol are you joking right now, they just had an episode dedicated to seth rogan and randy as they goto la murder someone and start a porn empire

[USC]

:buckleup


And I swear to God we are going to Del Mar next year

Del Mar Hilton booked

[rum dick]

I will be taking the train gare. And sneaking into the empty handicap/old people section after hitting the bar. Pro tip the seats are huge and no one cares except for the conductor and all he's gonna do is announce once over the intercom that the healthy and young need to leave. It's not like he's gonna stop the train to come berate me personally. Shout out to my inner todd.

[gay sex]

dont try to act like i havent been to del mar like 18 times

[USC]

dinner at the brigantine after holla

[rum dick]

lol are you joking right now, they just had an episode dedicated to seth rogan and randy as they goto la murder someone and start a porn empire

Ok wow so yeah apparently they've taken it to a whole notha level since it started.

[gay sex]

it was a one off written by rogan but the shows been great

[rum dick]

Del Mar Hilton booked

Fuck yes. PM me if you don't have my number. Gotta run. Kindle is dying and the wife is staring at me through the window with a judge smails "well, we're waiting look" on her face.

[USC]

this definitely has to go down this time

[USC]

Hi Edwina

[gay sex]

whoevers shorter has to get a piggyback through the turnstyles

[rum dick]

dinner at the brigantine after holla

Oh hells yes. Bacon wrapped shrimp stuffed with crab and some jalapeno/cucumber margaritas. Alright I seriously gotta run. Will give you a shout usc.

[Bobby Wong]

I also say this while admitting that I did a similar thing in a 65 mustang but because it couldn't handle for shit all I ended up doing was leaving a half mile long tire skid mark on highway 75 (zero power steering sometimes has its advantages). Drove drunk twice after that. The last time ended up with me planting more trees. Been a decade and it ain't happening again (might make an exception maybe during the zombie apocalypse...maybe)

Why is it that when we find ourselves engaged in aberrant behavior due to our drinking, we resolve to correct the problem by cutting back on our driving rather than stop drinking?

[rum dick]

Mainly to lower the risk of collateral damage and because someone's gotta support the poor people of Mexico by buying their agave. But yeah joking aside I don't get shitfaced any more.

[gay sex]

OH LOOK AT OLD HIGH AND MIGHTY IVE GOT MY DISEASE UNDER CONTROL GUY

[Bobby Wong]

the first step is to admit that you're powerless gare

[gay sex]

you need to see this weeks always sunny

[Bobby Wong]

i got a letter from my internet company last week telling me to quit stealing always sunny so them dudes can go fuck themselves

[rum dick]

OH LOOK AT OLD HIGH AND MIGHTY IVE GOT MY DISEASE UNDER CONTROL GUY

Pot kettle "functional gare".

[Behemoth]

This thread delivers

[Behemoth]

http://i.imgur.com/Q3MEM90.jpg?1




Bitch is pregnant and the guy's just trying to help her out. Look at that pooch.

[Steerpike]

ovenwax chortles sarcastically at your american attempts at rape

[Militant Quacks]

STOP SNIFFING MY BUTT HAIRS YOU FISH FEEDING TROLL

[VaughnP]

http://www.abc6onyourside.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wsyx_jury-no-charges-ohio-university-rape-case-27079.shtml

All charges were dropped, but even though those directly involved with the case agree she consented, even to the point of forcing his head there and telling him not to stop when asked in one of the videos, the lying cunt will face no repercussions for the false accusations. This is seriously fucked off, I'm still hoping the guy wises up and sues the bitch.

[Hillbilly Jim]

fucking bitches man

[gay sex]

What's rape is what the brewere are doing to my nats

[anatine]

In a surprise to no one, rape is huge in England.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02215/Bees_2215852b.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

i'm actually a rape farmer bros

http://i.imgur.com/Mrmo79k.jpg?1

[Bobby Wong]

come fall my fields will be full of rape

[gay sex]

were gonna need mort to sacrifice a chicken to the sun god down mexico way to make double sure

[gay sex]

also i just paid 140 for a bj and a back rub feel like i might have done the raping

[gay sex]

also this was rape like TERNET / -1 Ticket #: 34360385
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[gay sex]

straaaaaaaaaasburg

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/ZVUOeEz.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/tiLhPnN.gif