I am watching 2012 right now.

[SkyNigger]

oh.

[SkyNigger]

my.

[SkyNigger]

god.

[SkyNigger]

That there are people who were even remotely involved with the production of this movie who are now working in Hollywood is hilarious.

[SkyNigger]

If the writers were standing in front of me, I would urinate on their faces. I swear to God.

[SkyNigger]

in all my years....

[SkyNigger]

I haven't cringed this much since Dukes of Hazzard.

[SkyNigger]

:noose

[SkyNigger]

This might be the single worst movie ever made.

[SkyNigger]

scratch might

[SkyNigger]

I can't cringe any more. For the first time in my life, I'm completely cringed out. You'd think you'd enjoy it maybe once you reach this point.

You'd think wrong.

[SkyNigger]

If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.

Even Thandie Newton.

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/thandie-newton.jpg

Sorry Jim.

[SkyNigger]

I wish I was in a cinema so I could swear and walk out.

[SkyNigger]

The Russian dude is named Sasha.

People were paid for this.

[blake]

:hof

[MistaCobalina]

I convinced a couple friends to go to this movie with me, 'cause I knew it would be epically bad ( As the director made a classically horrible movie, The day after tomorrow). We went drunk, and then we had wine at the theatre ( it was a new theatre that serves dinner to you, and wine marked up 400%) We laughed the whole time, at just the terrible things on the screen. Eventually some 40 year old woman came up to us ( who was probably on her first date since her lawyer ex-husband left her for his secretary) and said " you need to be quiet, or I will get someone to MAKE you be quiet) and I just, literally, laughed in her face uncontrollably. I had to put my hands over my face I was laughing so hard. Well, she stormed off, and got a manager, and he warned us to quiet down.. and I said " I'm sorry we're laughing so much, but in fairness, this movie is really bad." he didn't dare kick us out, because we were in too deep on our wine tab.


Anyway, if you're expecting a good movie, 2012 will horrify you. But, if you're expecting a bad movie, 2012 is laughably terrible, particularly if you're drunk. There were 3 separate times that a plane took off as the earth ( literally) was destroyed underneath it. Like, the first time it happened, I couldn't believe it.. but by the third time, you have to respect the audacity of it.

[Hillbilly Jim]

If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.

Even Thandie Newton.

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/thandie-newton.jpg

Sorry Jim.

you sonosabaitch

[VaughnP]

I watched a bootleg of it a while back, and I have to completely agree with everything in this thread, especially the planes taking off as the earth collapses beneath them. It was good for a few laughs, and holy fuck what a waste of ole Woody in this flick. I guess the special effects in the DVD screener weren't entirely refined, but they were a joke too.

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

[MistaCobalina]

i can't imagine watching this movie on a TV sober.. the only thing that made it watchable was being very drunk, and having a huge screen to cheer as LA burned.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

It wasn't bad on the big screen - the scenes with everything falling apart were fairly well done as far as special effects go. I also thought the plot line where only the uber rich had an opportunity for survival on the arks was pretty realistic. But yeah, other than that, crap.

[SkyNigger]

Anyway, if you're expecting a good movie, 2012 will horrify you. But, if you're expecting a bad movie, 2012 is laughably terrible, particularly if you're drunk.

I was drunk, expected it to be terrible, and was still horrified. I kept looking around for people to groan with - definitely should be watched with a crowd for full enjoyment potential.

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

:noose

people are so terrible.

But on a serious note, I'm totally getting on an Ark. Scratch the bunker plans Gamble, I realised we need more...comprehensive measures. And I'm not letting crowds on like those fucking hippies.

[Hillbilly Jim]

If there was a Red Button I could press right now that would kill every single person who was involved with this abomination, I would press it and sleep well at night.

Even Thandie Newton.

http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/11/thandie-newton.jpg

Sorry Jim.

you sonosabaitch

[behemoth old]

Never saw it, looked terrible. I nominate Aliens vs Cowboys as the worst movie of the year.

[anatine]

http://i.imgur.com/25vsX.jpg

[dual]

I watched a bootleg of it a while back, and I have to completely agree with everything in this thread, especially the planes taking off as the earth collapses beneath them. It was good for a few laughs, and holy fuck what a waste of ole Woody in this flick. I guess the special effects in the DVD screener weren't entirely refined, but they were a joke too.

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

you could have had a shitty compressed version of the dvd screener, but its pretty much a certainty that the dvd screener is exactly what went out to theaters (at least as far as cgi stuff goes, tats a lock)

i saw it on hbo a while back, steaming pile of shit movie that dragged on so fucking long, like they knew they were just torturing you and wanted to keep fucking w the audience, kinda like charlie sheens relationship with his audiences lately

o btw what the fuck is up with john cusack, all he does is dogshit moves for the last 15 years + and goes around acting like hes intellectually superior to everyone, go read his twitter page, and this fag is a cubs fan

[Steerpike]

if you're reading john cusack's twitter page then he's intellectually superior to you

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i53.tinypic.com/9zx3pj.gif

[anatine]

0eQ-NKQ_Wuo

[SkyNigger]

The most surprising thing about this abomination of film is that it took in 767 million world wide. What kind of world do we live in?

Every time I get some fucktarded idea that there might be hope for this joke world, I need to be reminded of this. Just...fuck...

Never saw it, looked terrible. I nominate Aliens vs Cowboys as the worst movie of the year.

Ahhhashdlfh, seriously? I nominated it some time back as potential movie of the year. It sounded like something they could only do terrible or amazing, and I didn't think they'd do it terrible. I can't remember why. Maybe it was that thing called hope.

btw what the fuck is up with john cusack, all he does is dogshit moves for the last 15 years + and goes around acting like hes intellectually superior to everyone

I have never seen a non-terrible John Cusack movie and I have hated him for my entire life. I literally cannot understand why people like him. I think he connects with their inner fag.

Also, lol @ twitter joke.

[poofter]

0eQ-NKQ_Wuo

that was hella funny

[anatine]

I have never seen a non-terrible John Cusack movie and I have hated him for my entire life. I literally cannot understand why people like him.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099703/

legit film, marketted for absolute shit. his only real work afaik, and easily single-digit ranking for contemporary American noire.

and in before some faggot is all THAT MOVIE WHERE HE IS THE ASSASSIN AT HIS HIGH SCHOOL REUINION IS GREAT BRO.

its not great, bro.

[gay sex]

grifters overrated HOT TUB TIME MACHINE IS INCREDIBLE HAVE RESPECT IDIOTS

[SkyNigger]

Shit I haven't seen that one, how fucking hot is Annette bening I mean what 60 yr old can pull off fuckable like she could in The Siege (which is a top movie actually) or The American President (also great movie, aaron sorkin genius - hof president speech)

I can't remember the name of the assassin one but I seen it and yeah. not great is one way to put it.

but my all-time hated of john cusack is well serendipity but I was gonna say High Fidelity. a;sfdhalsh

also, preemptive exception for con air - and don't fucking pretend you didn't like the cheese / action, he was just going home to see his daughter goddammit, what was he supposed to do shiitt, also buscemi as the hof pedo

[anatine]

buscemi was inspired, he so rarely gets to spread his greasy wings.

cusack is essentially awful on all fronts but The Grifters has such a solid screenplay that even he couldnt fuck it up.

[anatine]

benning was almost everything i want to fuck and more in American Beauty.

[anatine]

bening even.

seige was good tho.

[gay sex]

JEREMY PIVEN WAS IN GROSS POINTE BLANK MOVIE WAS AWESOME AND THE TITLE WAS SO CLEVER

[gay sex]

PUSHING TIN IS ONE OF HTE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME

[SkyNigger]

It's kinda crazy that so many people say Bening was hot in American Beauty. I have a theory about this, if you'll let me run it past you.

It's called...coverplay. What do you reckon? come on. come on you can admit. we're all pedos here. you're among friends. It was a-ok to want to destroy that little cute tease. kevin spacey is such a fag for not doing us right. and such a fag for sucking off my friend who worked on set for 21.

[gay sex]

cusack would have blown spacey off the screen if he was in american beauty

[SkyNigger]

what the fuck happened to that little cute thing? she was in american beauty then that terrible song about teenage deuchebags written and performed by deuchebags. then...?

someone died but it wasn't her. pills were involved. pills without scripts?

....blank.

- this post was brought you by a inside glimpse into the beauty of my mind.

[gay sex]

ur thinking about brittany murphy who died, mena suvari just made terrible choices in what movies shed be in, think elizabeth berkeley kinda

[anatine]

i keep forgetting that brittany murphy died.

[SkyNigger]

- this post was brought you by a inside glimpse into the beauty of my mind.

and about as interesting as another terrible Cusack movie where I'm pretty sure he ruins a god's career.

[MistaCobalina]

Don't sell bullets over broadway short, dawg. He did well in the woody role.

[SkyNigger]

ur thinking about brittany murphy who died, mena suvari just made terrible choices in what movies shed be in, think elizabeth berkeley kinda

ohh yep. yeah I thought brittany murphy was pretty f nasty so...would have thought I'd be cheering her kicking it, but maybe I was in a sombre AIDS scare mood or something.

Mena suvari lol. I just checked the wikipedia page cause i was certain her husband or brother died but nup.

lol @ that fail of a career. after american beauty that must be just about as bad as she could have gone. i forgot she was in spun. kinda unforgivable really.

and her brothers went to the citadel. lol. poor bastards. the citadel is kind of cool. to read about in horror.

[SkyNigger]

so fucking hot though

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Mena_Suvari_%28square%29.jpg/220px-Mena_Suvari_%28square%29.jpg

ugh I really must remember spun and present a firm, united unforgiving front

[gay sex]

can we turn our attention to willem dafoe and his weird voice doing yogurt commercials now

[anatine]

literally overjoyed you mention him, because To Live And Die In LA is simply one of the best movies ever made by human cocksucking beings.

[Hillbilly Jim]

and such a fag for sucking off my friend who worked on set for 21.
what?

[SkyNigger]

what?

yeah apparently he's flaming.

I was surprised also. but pretty sure he's out and about.

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/6yFR1.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

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