GAMBLE-BOT

[blake]

Kind of thinking your latest posts on Tyde and Boris are levels, but at least you should keep posting on Skatz. If you left, we would be down to 3 posters.

[blake]

Most users ever online was 61, 01-30-2010 at 12:09 PM.
blake, Vwls with one L dammit

for real? this would be quite the coup for skatz. it would represent a 45% poster increase.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Dude.

[blake]

I really just wanted to make a thread title GAMBLE-BOT. I was looking for an excuse.

[blake]

Also, if this really is vwls, she says she is not able to post right now. Can Vaughn or McGee get on this when they check in? Don't remember who else is a mod. Scooter, rum dick?

[SkyNigger]

Not only do I have no power, Dill will confirm I am a pox on his ability to improve Skatz. It is - you see - my retardation that makes things complex. Apparently there is something I'm supposed to email to hosts or something - but it's really complicated. Which means it's probably really simple but why risk it.

[blake]

Not only do I have no power, Dill will confirm I am a pox on his ability to improve Skatz. It is - you see - my retardation that makes things complex. Apparently there is something I'm supposed to email to hosts or something - but it's really complicated. Which means it's probably really simple but why risk it.

agreed, better safe than sorry

[SkyNigger]

I'm pretty excited about VWLS joining our [growing] community. And strongly urge those with mod powers to facilitate / accelerate matters.

[blake]

Also, Real Housewives of Orange County is on Thursday at 10:00 EST. Look for the official rail thread coming soon!

[GAMBLE-BOT]

,

[MistaCobalina]

Vwls has been approved!

[MistaCobalina]

gamble bot is god, for the record.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Vwls has been approved!
Thank you sir.


It's like pulling teeth getting in here!

[MistaCobalina]

yeah, it's the only way to keep spammers out... we have to manually approve of each new person. I'm sure there's a better way to do it, but fuck if i know what it is. it's a miracle i figured out how to approve members.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

CobsonMcGobbler would be a better name imo.
(http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/member.php?u=7)

[MistaCobalina]

it's a reference to some boris stuff that you missed while you were gone.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

it's a reference to some boris stuff that you missed while you were gone.
Is it worth retelling?

If not, switch to McGobbler and be done with it..

[MistaCobalina]

Um, not really, but i will anyway. steerpike called me mcgoober in ist one day, i threw a fake fit about it and quit ist ( and rejoined later that day) as a joke, ion thought it really bothered me, so he started calling me that.. when i didn't react to it, he started pming and iming everyone in aim chat, and on boris to start calling me mcgoober, and when i didn't react to that, he changed my title to mcgoober, all trying to piss me off. And it didn't piss me off, in the sense that mcgoober actually made me angry. But that he'd try and orchestrate everyone into calling me that, because it upset me.. THAT pissed me off. It was like he was purposefully trying to alienate me and anger me. And if that's the case, fuck him, I don't want to post on his site. It was really the camel/straw moment, as he'd been a cunt for months. I stopped posting in the main forum, only in the social groups.. and when he closed the social groups ( which I believe was to specifically piss off me and some other ist members), i stopped posting there entirely. I've made a hand full of posts since then but not many. Ion is a petty little turd.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Meh - Phantom kind of shit the bed when he sold that forum. But what can you do.

[rum dick]

LOL. I got pms asking me to call you goob.

[rum dick]

Am I mod?

[blake]

LOL. I got pms asking me to call you goob.

but they were from me

[MistaCobalina]

Am I mod?

You're in charge aren't you? Someone's in charge I think.

[MistaCobalina]

What was that, gare, i can't hear you..

[MistaCobalina]

still nothin'

[gay sex]

VAUUUUUGHNNNN!!

[VaughnP]

Basically no one is in charge. The only thing in charge is the spirit of the IST and whatever it takes to maintain a truly uncensored forum. Admins and mods should leave everything but spam and illegal shit the fuck alone. Some people are needed to enforce this obv, and I guess I am one of them.

I have souped up the site, but I don't want to go overboard on the design because as soon as some compatibility issues are worked out with Vbulletin 4, we will be making the switch. If someone wants to make a fluid banner for the top however, I will add it for now.


http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/images/future/gradients/back1.gif

This is the current, fluid repeating image at the top of the page. It can easily be changed to something HOF. For a good example of this on another fluid site, take a look at the Vegas skyline on donkdown.com obv.

We have a HOF photoshopper on board OBV.

[Hillbilly Jim]

a rabid monkey ice skating over a fat canadian

[blake]

I thought we agreed on this:

http://stevensadmissions.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/27/img_0405.jpg

[blake]

have vwls put a skatzpoker on it and we have our logo

[gay sex]

kinda wanna see the rabid monkey with ice skates mockup first

[blake]

Didn't I just post that?

[blake]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/EyesofanAngel/Emoticons/thrimshot.gif

[blake]

Didn't I just post that?

:noose

[rum dick]

so i can ban mama luigi for dodging the tobacco products poll and he can ban me for banning him.

[blake]

Maybe vwls can do better, but I think we have our new logo. I actually think it looks pretty classy.

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=22

[gay sex]

rofl

[Hillbilly Jim]

skatz
A slang term used instead of 'Goodbye' or 'Cya'. Derived from 'skaddatle' the term is used often around slums and streets

[gay sex]

my urban dictionary has hightail as a viable alternative

[VaughnP]

Needs to be 172 tall like the current blue and black thing. It doesn't matter how wide.

As soon as Scooter emails the server fags and they fix a link, I will be able to try all of these out for everyone.

[blake]

Needs to be 172 tall like the current blue and black thing. It doesn't matter how wide.

As soon as Scooter emails the server fags and they fix a link, I will be able to try all of these out for everyone.

I believe this is 172 tall, although it's way harder to see.

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=23

Still a huge upgrade to the current logo.

[blake]

a rabid monkey ice skating over a fat canadian

we need vwls for this one.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

we need vwls for this one.
wow - tall order

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/rabidmonkeyfatcanadian.jpg

[VaughnP]

Also, the SKATZ POKER logo doesn't need to be on the image. We can create whatever text logo, and as long as no color is added to background of the image, it's cool.

This is the one on used over the fluid image on DonkDown for example:
http://www.donkdown.com/templates/donkdown/images/style2/logo.gif

[Vwls with one L dammit]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/SKATZPokertransparent.png

[GAMBLE-BOT]

tell vwlls about the special button whch gives this place a cool layout that VaughnP figured out

[Vwls with one L dammit]

It's one L dammit!!!!

[SkyNigger]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/rabidmonkeyfatcanadian.jpg

i've cracked up three times skimming past this. just amazing

I dunno about any special button. I got Vaughn's amazing blue layout automatically i'm sure

[blake]

Pic is amazing.

I pushed "Vaughn's special button" but I forget where it is. I actually don't mean that in a sexual way.

[gay sex]

never forget

[blake]

this really did turn into a historic thread

[gay sex]

even sk made a cameo in the tags

[blake]

even sk made a cameo in the tags

This thread had vwls' first appearance, cobson recanting the mcgoober story, the first appearance of the monkey jumping over neverstop and the origins of the logo. Also, it had virtually everyone posting in it, including the since-departed Jim, Rum Dick, Scooter and Luigi.

never forget

[blake]

recanting was the correct word gare

[gay sex]

what i thought he was just explaining some old story what was he taking back?

[blake]

fuck, i'm on the verge of deleting all of these posts.

[gay sex]

yea lets do that

im super confused

[blake]

i'm pretty embarrassed

[blake]

how long was i using the word "recanting" incorrectly?

[gay sex]

was this my fault or urs

[blake]

ugh

[gay sex]

thats what you get for ur neg to rep

[blake]

was this my fault or urs

mine, i had to google it, but it appears recanting cannot be used in the way i was using it.

[gay sex]

i think somehow this thread just got better

[gay sex]

post a flying monkey to close this out and lets go back to hiding in the social groups

[blake]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/rabidmonkeyfatcanadian.jpg

[blake]

-fin

[me.]

admin reset password

[me.]

gbot password, not mine

[VaughnP]

Gamble wants his password reset? If so, tell him I will confirm it on Donkdown and shit.

[blake]

me is mama luigi. gamble doesn't actually need his password reset, it was more of a suggestion from luigi.

[blake]

:jewdonk

[me.]

lpHMBwywFBw&=1

[GAMBLE-BOT]

:awjeez

[gay sex]

no tim

no

[me.]

reset gbots password, reset gbots password just to reset gbots password pyoutubeSXTnjP56Duk&autoplay=1SXTnjP56Duk&=1

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard gamblebot left skatz

[ElGallo]

It's a damn shame... he is the majority of the reason I came over here, but I'm glad I'm here Ian's whole being butt hurt over me saying I'm full time skatz really rubbed me the wrong way. I didn't really hate the guy just didn't agree with him, but now he's under my skin and I feel like a moron about letting that happen....

[dual]

but I'm glad I'm here Ian's whole being butt hurt over me saying I'm full time skatz really rubbed me the wrong way.


You are mistaken. Ian doesnt get butt hurt.

[ElGallo]

You are mistaken. Ian doesnt get butt hurt.

What does he get?

[Been]

haha elgallo spic

[blake]

i heard gamblebot left skatz

gamble is this true?

[GAMBLE-BOT]

gamble is this true?

no way jose

[Vwls with one L dammit]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a186/tehfunay/rabidmonkeyfatcanadian.jpg

This post is correct.