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11-11-2013, 12:02 PM
ive been using my gfs makeup remover face wipes on my face just normally and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a bowl movement

IM ASIAN LEVELS OF CLEAN PEOPLE
limitles
11-11-2013, 06:13 PM
ive been using my gfs makeup remover face wipes on my face just normally and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a bowl movement

IM ASIAN LEVELS OF CLEAN PEOPLE

Firstly, it's not a "bowl" movement(unless you break the bowl with your giant Yankee ass)

Then there's this.

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/Arixo14/brad-pitt.jpg
London: Actor Brad Pitt is so concerned about the environment that he has reportedly stopped using soap because of the toxins used in it.
The 49-year-old prefers to use a combination of lemon, water and apple cider vinegar instead.
"Brad says he's read up on the toxins of soap - especially the antibacterial ones - and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the ageing process in humans," femalefirst.co.uk quoted a source as saying.
Hillbilly Jim
11-11-2013, 11:59 PM
defense soap bro
VaughnP
11-12-2013, 01:12 AM
lol at faggots who use deodorant. Just take a quick shower when you've done something sweat inducing, and of course shower otherwise at least once daily and apply a small amount of a decent cologne.
Behemoth
11-12-2013, 05:04 AM
I smell like old spice and bourbon and I do just fine thanks
bukowski72
11-16-2013, 08:43 AM
ive been using my pipe mom whore's makeup remover face wipes on my face and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a very infrequent crackhead bowl movement.

http://i.imgur.com/0sF03tS.jpg
bukowski72
11-16-2013, 08:44 AM
ive been using my pipe mom whore's makeup remover face wipes on my face and instead of throwing them out i use them as the exclamation wipe after i have a very infrequent crackhead bowl movement.

http://i.imgur.com/0sF03tS.jpg

Gare is the best or beast.

Must remind all this is just satire or sanitary by me. Gare is great human something or ...
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11-16-2013, 03:39 PM
what is this and also i just ate a mango like an ear of corn over the sink EXUDING CLASS
limitles
11-16-2013, 05:39 PM
lol at faggots who use deodorant. Just take a quick shower when you've done something sweat inducing, and of course shower otherwise at least once daily and apply a small amount of a decent cologne.

Count me in as faggot. People who use no deodorant are ignorant to their own funk. I actually had to confront an employee about his non deodorized self (awkward conversation)because I couldn't take it any longer and I figured customers would also notice.

Same for you garlic gulpers. You reek man.

Cologne is acceptable if you don't bathe in the shit or if your French but I like to stay high and dry.

Thank-you
Behemoth
11-17-2013, 08:18 PM
Those are some sad saggy tittays. Why does every midget look like they have the downs?
Behemoth
11-17-2013, 08:19 PM
Count me in as faggot. People who use no deodorant are ignorant to their own funk. I actually had to confront an employee about his non deodorized self (awkward conversation)because I couldn't take it any longer and I figured customers would also notice.

Same for you garlic gulpers. You reek man.

Cologne is acceptable if you don't bathe in the shit or if your French but I like to stay high and dry.

Thank-you


Was he a french canadian?