FUCK IT

[anatine]

IM WATCHING TAKEN 2

SAY SOMETHING BITCHARDS

[anatine]

ive made a terrible mistake.

[anatine]

its weird because i have soooooooo many great movies to watch, just like tons.

but this is me, this is what im doing.

[anatine]

i literally have a dvd screener of gravity locked and loaded and im watching taken 2.

[anatine]

im a big fan of car chases where the passenger is like GO FASTER and the driver is like I CANT I CANT for like 20 straight seconds and then as if its some deeply emotional choice, they stomp on the gas at the last second and somehow everything works out because of it.

[anatine]

i know for a science fact that everyone here loves this.

also i love that 'the most interesting man in the universe' stars as the bad guy in this.

[anatine]

this is basically sub korean soap opera level photography and direction.

[anatine]

he just garrotted a guy holding a sub machine gun with a length of chain and reached into his back pocket when he finished to arm himself with a 9mm pistol.

in all fairness its a magic 9mm pistol that never runs out of ammo so ok i guess i get it.

[anatine]

is this movie sarcastic?

[Bobby Wong]

Well it's like kidnap my teen daughter once, shame on you, kidnap her twice, shame on me. I mean, doesn't aaa have a pamphlet with some handy kidnapping avoidance tips?

[Behemoth]

IM WATCHING TAKEN 2

SAY SOMETHING BITCHARDS


Well going in you know what it is Like the Red Dawn remake I knew it was gonna be terrible but I watched that movie a lot as a kid I'm guessing you have a little thing for Liam Neeson so let me suggest that the next time you want to watch an action movie with nonsensical action you just pop in the new A Team and enjoy