wow i got sold a bill of goods people

[gay sex]

just casually rolling around shopping and supporting merchants getting my steaks my triple creme 70 percent brie a strawberry shortcake trifle some mangos a cranberry quinoa salad YOU KNOW THE UUUSGE

tossed in some croissants come home THEY ARE BURNED its kind of on me for not looking but what a disgrace

[gay sex]

what a motherfucking disgrace though real talk though i also got some lightbulbs paper towels and some pineapple juice hecka club sodas interesting wines organic ground beef so it wasnt a total loss but i had ideas for those sigglys tapper knows what this feels like

[Bobby Wong]

were you wearing sunglasses or something, how can you not realize your fucking croissants are burned?

[gay sex]

THEY WERE IN THE CONTAINER and looked a little dark but i didnt inspect them

[Bobby Wong]

i feel like this is on you gare

[gay sex]

i didnt say it wasnt like 20/30 percent on me but theres people around and other baked goods and pies im gonna be the guy in sweatpants and sweatshirt at 6 pm just really examining my croissants

thats too much even for me

[gay sex]

i cant druff that hard i need to trust my guys in the field bro

[Bobby Wong]

honestly, i'm amazed that you don't get your croissants delivered

[gay sex]

rofl theyre not an everyday goto but when in the pastry section a nigga isnt saying no

[Bobby Wong]

so we're talking what, three, maybe four dozen?

[gay sex]

hashtag shots fired

[gay sex]

doesnt do justice to how overcooked they are http://imgur.com/LkO8kyg

[Behemoth]

Sounds like this place is a little more upscale than a Tim Hortons. I'm gonna say fault lies 70% with the restaurant for serving burned croutons, and 30% with ole boy for not checking.

[MistaCobalina]

gay sex:
lol it was a supermarket you goon

I bet you get your bagels at safeway, you fucking slob.

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/LkO8kyg.jpg

is that a wheat croissant? that looks terrible bro

[Behemoth]

they could pass as turds

[Behemoth]

Gare loves the carbs

[Behemoth]

I see him being told the schpeel about "ancient grains" and going hog wild at Costco

[gay sex]

we were such babes in woods 2013 like im trying to imagine what phone i had when i took that picture like maybe an htc one? cuz i rocked that through at least the mid 2015s

[gay sex]

but jim throwing that imgur link i know a ton of those pictures i have came from the htc slidepiece that ran the world from like 2010 or 2011 onward till people shamed you for using a keyboard and things got dark

[gay sex]

basically we were htc for life and im pissed they fell off

[VaughnP]

Are HTCs officially RIP? I never had one, but from trying a couple out, they had the ergonomics of how a phone should feel in one's hand down on some models years ago. Apple has been terrible about this post Steve Jobs, who was strongly against oversized phones, and the IPhone 5/5s/SE design.

[gay sex]

yea i think they got up to like htc one10 in 2016 and then died and stopped making phones

[gay sex]

i might be wrong but i havent seen one at a store in a long time

[Behemoth]

but jim throwing that imgur link i know a ton of those pictures i have came from the htc slidepiece that ran the world from like 2010 or 2011 onward till people shamed you for using a keyboard and things got dark


I had a Sammo Hung T401G slider and I wept like a little girl when they made me upgrade to 4g. I loved that fucking keyboard.

[limitthis]

Yeah you were burned alright but those croissants? Yeah they were burnt.
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