The Great IndianaSlimJim Auction of 2010: SkatzCo bids $101

[Hillbilly Jim]

if you pay me 1 cent US per post i will come back and exclusively post on boris. puck is in your half bro

[yup]

.3 cents/post

[yup]

canadian

[SkyNigger]

Ian Robinson, if you promise to never post again, I will come back to Boreus and do all within my power to make your forum god.

This is the deal of a lifetime.

[mama luigi]

literally horrendous

[yup]

lol @ three of the most annoying posters actually thinking they are funny.

You do realize skatz sucks because you all arent nearly as clever as you think you are right?

have fun tho, im not a hater, best of luck

[yup]

shout out to gary sex

[Hillbilly Jim]

i wasnt trying to be funny, i wanted money because im broke dumbass

[SkyNigger]

i had an 18 yr old g/f once Jim...she almost bankrupted me. bless her cotton socks.

not sure how you juggle a cackle of them on myspace

[yup]

i didnt really mean you jim anyway. you should come back before poster brackets, you will prob win again, there will be a cash prize this year

[SkyNigger]

How much cash? Can I compete?

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.urbandigs.com/bidding-war-manhattan-real-estate-nyc.jpg
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[yup]

How much cash? Can I compete?


no you are ``ineligible`` for some retarded made-up reason. sfo dumbazz

[Hillbilly Jim]

gamel i see your there you want in this bidding war?

[MistaCobalina]

www.gamblebotpoker.com ya'll. The time is ripe.

[SkyNigger]

Your best post of the day. Ironically at Skatz. Unironically not even good. Just the best. Of yours.

I would pay so much for a worthy enemy. fml

[Hillbilly Jim]

hi any interested bidders payment is only accepted on fulltiltpoker

[SkyNigger]

Your best post of the day. Ironically at Skatz. Unironically not even good. Just the best. Of yours.

I would pay so much for a worthy enemy. fml

this was supposed to be directly after Ion's bland post above. but archie is distracting me

[Hillbilly Jim]

$50 opening bid to exclusive IndianaSlimJim posting rights

50 do i hear 50?

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[SkyNigger]

$50 gets me what?

More details pls Sir....

[Hillbilly Jim]

exclusive IndianaSlimJim posting rights for a period of one years time on the forum of your choice

[Hillbilly Jim]

hello ian,

you might be able to out bid scooter if you go back to boris and inform your latin community that i am up for bid

[SkyNigger]

I can live with this contract - subject to approval from the board, which should be merely a formality.

Some clauses we would want to add if they are agreeable:

1. You submit to daily urine testing for the presence of licit and illicit substances. If you're clean, you will be in serious breach of contract.

2. For the purposes of this contract, "you" is taken to mean you and your dozens of various active and inactive dupes.

3. I'll think of a 3rd term shortly. My mind went girlish just now - completely blank.

[yup]

youd get a lot more value if you went to boris and announced this yourself imo bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

bro i dont want to upset any bidders that is bad business

[SkyNigger]

Check out the window shopper dawgg - trying to test drive a purchase he can't even afford.

Time wasters are the worst dogg.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hate to break it to you but Windsor Lockwood III sounds rich, out of nowhere winner possible

[SkyNigger]

I always get done by dummy bidders. fml

[MistaCobalina]

If I win my super bowl bet, I'll probably jump in here with a bid for FCP.

[blake]

lol @ three of the most annoying posters actually thinking they are funny.

You do realize skatz sucks because you all arent nearly as clever as you think you are right?

have fun tho, im not a hater, best of luck

in fairness, all of the forums are terrible in their own special way.

[Hillbilly Jim]

wow almost 2 hat tricks

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[Hillbilly Jim]

these bids wont increase themselves!

[Hillbilly Jim]

opening bid of 50 from suicide king and detcord

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

bump

[SkyNigger]

50.01

[Hillbilly Jim]

can you transfer anything besides full dollar amounts on fulltilt?

[SkyNigger]

$65 if you throw in a shop of The Chin working an 1908 plow through snowfields, burrowing up lines of powder, solid 4/10 wife who's seen better decades looking on lovingly from the igloo, flapjacks on the grill, rocking a rabid monkey in her arms...

[Hillbilly Jim]

$65 if you throw in a shop of The Chin working an 1908 plow through snowfields, burrowing up lines of powder, solid 4/10 wife who's seen better decades looking on lovingly from the igloo, flapjacks on the grill, rocking a rabid monkey in her arms...

ok high bid is now $65

[Hillbilly Jim]

tapper has bid $67 to have me post on a domestic violence forum for one year

[SkyNigger]

I'm not going to get into a bidding war with a mining magnate. I respectfully withdraw - too potentially rich for my blue blood.

[cup]

What's the deadline on this? I'm considering working up a bid.

[Hillbilly Jim]

I'm not going to get into a bidding war with a mining magnate. I respectfully withdraw - too potentially rich for my blue blood.
a sad day in american history
What's the deadline on this? I'm considering working up a bid.

the deadline is whenever the bids stop going up

[Hillbilly Jim]

i have decided to undo tappers bid becuase i dont wantto post on a domestic violence forum

[SkyNigger]

i have decided to undo tappers bid becuase i dont wantto post on a domestic violence forum

Never know who you might run into at such a place...best steer cleer.

[Hillbilly Jim]

obvously this was only meant for poker forums, his bids were for a model train forum and a domestic violence forum, i dont know how to six table model trains bro

[gay sex]

lol

[mama luigi]

the great hamster ball race is coming

also ion's girlfriends literally utilize whale fat in their everyday lives unironically

[mama luigi]

just popped that glob of whale fat into the pan of hot whale fat. dinner is almost served

[mama luigi]

Ian is a nigger.

[mama luigi]

dinner is served

[mama luigi]

i would literally pay 65 dollars per year to have beenstaring be an admin on a forum

[mama luigi]

i believe the correct term is "whale blubber"

[mama luigi]

tim brings the hits

[mama luigi]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (2 members and 3 guests)

[mama luigi]

jim brings the hits

[mama luigi]

the great hamster ball race is coming

also ion's girlfriends literally utilize whale fat in their everyday lives unironically

just popped that glob of whale fat into the pan of hot whale fat. dinner is almost served

Ian is a nigger.

dinner is served

i would literally pay 65 dollars per year to have beenstaring be an admin on a forum

i believe the correct term is "whale blubber"

tim brings the hits

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 5 (2 members and 3 guests)

jim brings the hits

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[Hillbilly Jim]

hi if you keep this up i will give boris money to add to their bid to get myself out of this thread

[mama luigi]

i deal in a particular brand of terrible

[gay sex]

with the jimmys in the system aint no telling


will he fuck em or will he diss em?

[gay sex]

also uige is incredible

[blake]

luigi doing god's work in this thread.

[mama luigi]

thank you. i like to post.

[Hillbilly Jim]

$75 Team UN

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[SkyNigger]

You're not going to request proof of ability to pay? SK will deliver his 1/3rd, but the other two?

$80.

[Hillbilly Jim]

$80.
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[SkyNigger]

I regret that such action is required, but I know the opposing bidders' financial situations. And I must insist that if they ratchet it up again, they be requested to provide proof of ability to pay. I'm sure you understand my position....

[Hillbilly Jim]

I regret that such action is required, but I know the opposing bidders' financial situations. And I must insist that if they ratchet it up again, they be requested to provide proof of ability to pay. I'm sure you understand my position....

i will ask for their financial records

[Hillbilly Jim]

$85
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[SkyNigger]

How did those financial records pass muster?

Don't let him pay in Snow.

[Hillbilly Jim]

well if they dont pay they dont win and then i call them scammers

[cup]

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[mama luigi]

three treble hooks

[VaughnP]

An escrow should be required.

[VaughnP]

Neverstop is trying to run up the bid obv.

[Hillbilly Jim]

times are getting desperate here scooter

[SkyNigger]

I just woke up.

What's the story evening glory

[Hillbilly Jim]

$85
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

or $85 from timbowl bot to post on 2+2

[SkyNigger]

Ion is attempting to run up the price - which would be fine, except that he doesn't have the money.

I'll only continue to bid against certified bidders who are prepared to escrow their bid money. We wouldn't want to have another $10 scandal.

[Hillbilly Jim]

this sounds like a lot of work and im hella lazy

[Hillbilly Jim]

it sounds like boris is going to win because scooter has died and or doesnt want to bid because ian cant afford $35?

[blake]

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[gay sex]

scooter wont let u slip through his brittle fingers

[gay sex]

well he better not

[gay sex]

i feel like you should have a buy now price

[gay sex]

do kids today still use lunchboxes?

[Hillbilly Jim]

taking your lunch to school today is basiclly saying im poor so no they dont, unless everyone does it and they probably try to get the dumest lunchboxes they can to be cool, "awww shit look tad just walked in with a pink puppy luch boxe, shit it was vintage! made in 1989. god damn that tad"

[Hillbilly Jim]

and also scooter seems adamint that he wont bid anymore because he believes ian is brok and cant afford to pay anything

[gay sex]

eddie bauer lunch boxes used to be all the rage

[gay sex]

oh scooter will outbid them

[blake]

oh scooter will outbid them

there is no way scooter actually pays anyone to post dawg

[gay sex]

lol not you idiot but good posters

[Hillbilly Jim]

I'm going with 90.50
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[gay sex]

jfive is at school right now

[Hillbilly Jim]

talking survivor with boreus members will be like talking checkers with an invalid

[MistaCobalina]

The chin is making a deep run in the ftpos 1 event, this could be bad for jbone's skatz future.

[gay sex]

yea but no

[mama luigi]

the chin will have a pile of wrecked laptops at his feet by the end of it. because of his sharp fucking knees

[Hillbilly Jim]

I'm going with 90.50
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

going once

[Hillbilly Jim]

guess i will need to invest in some

http://libarynth.org/_media/5-riot-gear.jpg

to protect myself from the knees and chin

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[blake]

the chin will have a pile of wrecked laptops at his feet by the end of it. because of his sharp fucking knees

this was a hof explanation

[gay sex]

sorry sk u will lose

[blake]

gay sex, stop encouraging jim here

[Hillbilly Jim]

[/COLOR]I'm going with 90.50
http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg
going twice

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=31

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg


to avoid any further shenanigans if one side wins and doesnt pay the highest bid from the other side will be acceptedand said side that failed to pay will be rained down upon by the biggest hail storm of black cock the world has ever known

[Hillbilly Jim]

and since i need a clear head going into the new season of survivor there is now an 8 pm est deadline of tomorrow evening for bids.

happy bidding and survivoring

[SkyNigger]

How are we to know that's not a forged PM between you and....you? Hmm. Not implying anything against your good name, please don't get me wrong.

But how do I, DakotaBurnsInHell, a honest Christian, a god-fearing man - with family to feed, a border to protect and a government to fight...know that you aren't scamming me out of $ that could go to my NRA membership upgrade? hmmm

Again, not implying anything - but how do we know you didn't fabricate it? Not that I'm even suggesting that you did or anything.

Are we just supposed to...take your word for it?

I guess that's a far safer bet than expecting a Snow Farmer to sell his harvest for $ to transfer you to his City of Terrible. A FAR SAFER BET.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hmm well this was a bid from the skatz side so if it is a fake then you will be cock bombed. christians do love the cock though bro

[SkyNigger]

hmm well this was a bid from the skatz side so if it is a fake then you will be cock bombed. christians do love the cock though bro

bigot.

[Hillbilly Jim]

ok

[SkyNigger]

The true purity of a man's character can only be accurately tested through the fires of diversity.

It is a source of pride to me that I am known for apologising the 4 times in my life where I was mildly wrong. It takes a big man to apologise. It takes a bigger man to steal one's opponent's pet cat, kill it and then post it to the house addressed to his daughter. In Easter wrapping paper. Then take pictures of the child leaving her school and leaving them in his mail box. No words. Just pictures of your nemesis' daughter leaving her school alone. You do this, you win. 78% of the time, every time.

As easy as that would be for me to do for the 39th time - I chose to apologise instead. My Character, the essence of my Soul and tangible Value I present to the Human Race, all having been purified by the fires of diversity, came out 8% pure. Which shits all over Australian cocaine going through the same purity testing process. Which is sold for $400/gram.

At $400/g - I am worth more than Cocaine. Wait. I'm dyslexic. who cares. I have a big wang.

At $1xxx/oz - I am worth more than 24 carat gold bullion. I have no fucking idea if that is true. It's completely irrelevant to the point I'm trying to make....

Capital punishment in our societies is under-utilised and this is a fucking tradgedy. You could make tear-jerkers about this fucking shit. For example, all designers, marketers, truck drivers, their families, their children's teachers and tutors - everyone involved with concept to mass release of Crocs footware should be summarily executed.

Snow famers. Actually best to lock him in the Bastille.

Every person that spent > / = $1 on watching movie 2012. Every person remotely aware of the movie being made. Round them all up. Summary executions. Stand them 4 deep to save on rounds. We're a Green Globe now.

Oh yes, calling you a bigot was out of line when I know for a fact you respectfully jerk to Negroe Pornography. And some Bestiality [S / V Williams bros].

Also, upon further investigation into the issue [Christians loving cock], I'm mortified to admit I was wrong. Christians do - in fact - love the cock. Actually, it seems [*preliminary investigative report] that being Christian makes you 3.8x more likely to suck cock. I apologise for not realising this. And I was out of line for calling your investigative reporting "bigotry".

Also, your daughter has a late Easter present I just got around to sending...sorry for it's delay. Yes it was for 2009 Easter. I just has some chocolate shit in it that wasn't refrigerated. We ate it. I put saffron in my wet fried rice earlier and the children threatened to talk to The Man about some misunderstood and complicated child sexual encounters. But there are two sides to every story, and the pedophiles in our extended family have not had their versions heard yet.

Anyway, as your daughter is already a porky, a few old chocolates won't harm her. You can let her open it alone - it's harmless.

[blake]

I think yup's dropping out of the bidding.

http://www.borispoker.com/boris78/11844-official-do-we-even-want-jim-back-poll.html#post183045

did some soul searching and realized we might need even want this fag back, especially if we have to pay for it.

Private poll

[blake]

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[blake]

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[blake]

gtfo guests

[blake]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

apologiy accdptd

[Johnny Dillon]

Johnny Dillon

[Hillbilly Jim]

3 hours and 57 mins yall dont be shy

[VaughnP]

ABAP is for Skatz right?

[VaughnP]

If a bid for one side ends up winning and the high bidder flakes out, I think the winning side should then be given 24 hours to match it. There is obv no reason for us to outbid ourselves.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hmm good point, i would hate to cock bomb inocents

[VaughnP]

So the current high bid is Skatzian right?

[Hillbilly Jim]

yes ABAP is of skatz origin
obv ABAP = anonymous bidder anonymous proxy

[SkyNigger]

righto that clause suggested by DIlly makes sense. I was jsut about to outbid Skatz donkdown.

[Hillbilly Jim]

95 going once

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[VaughnP]

Boris is combining bids, so there is no reason one of us couldn't throw on 20 or something to this anonymous dude's bid or whatever.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hi, since i run atight auction ship i wlll most likely be misseing for the last 2 hours of the auction you guys will have to keep track of any further bids yourselves

http://www.borispoker.com/boris78/11785-indianajim-up-bid-yall-11.html
http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=445

[blake]

ban jim just so he can't get paid?

[VaughnP]

Tydepoker bids 99

:lollerskates

[gay sex]

deadline at 8 est?

[VaughnP]

Yeah

[gay sex]

i seriously bet micon would go 200 if he knew about this

[VaughnP]

Since we are apparently allowed to form a consortium, I will add up to 21 dollars to anons $95 bid making the current Skatz max offer 116 dollars. If anon flakes out, I will not cover the 95. Paying people to post is really gay, but I don't want Boris to win this one.


There were no rules about bid increments. So if Boris max bid is 96, then our final price is 96.01.

Skatz Consortium max is currently $116

[VaughnP]

So, we almost surely win as long as whoever anon was doesn't flake and someone doesn't cover it.

[gay sex]

u probably shouldnt reveal your inner bidding strategy and personal reasons, your enemies could use it against you

[VaughnP]

The shits over. We win with 96.01.

[gay sex]

bidding increments in full dollar amounts only, drew careys rules son

[blake]

technically, i think vaughn's bid occurred at exactly 8:00. doesn't count imo.

[VaughnP]

lol that was on boris to declare victory, my bid here was 6:59, bro. Scroll up.

[gay sex]

jim doesnt own a clock btw tight life getting banned from boris vaughn you gimp

[gay sex]

god gimp seriously is like one of the worst insults ever

[VaughnP]

I have posted there like 20 times in the past 3 or 4 months, no big deal.

[VaughnP]

Lol at the snow gypsy criticizing me for bidding up to 21 max when he placed an $85 bid with 35 of it being his. What a horrible Canadian faggot.

[VaughnP]

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3340/screenshot010ht.png

I am honored, he went the extra mile and IP banned me.

[gay sex]

wow i didnt even get the ip ban

[Hillbilly Jim]

final bids are
skatz $101
boris $100
tyde $99

skatz has 24 hours to make payment or cocks will commence

gay sex if you could post everything above on boris please i have been ip banned over beans misrading of cock bombming rules

[blake]

pretty sure they're reading this now

[Hillbilly Jim]

i made a terful fairwell to suicide king and would like to read his reply so tell them to unban me incase sktaz doesnt pay dog

[Suicide King]

well played Jim. you made $101 doing what you were gonna do anyways. I had to leave and told neverstop to get me my Jim. Im very upset at this outcome.

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah ian is terrible whats new

[SkyNigger]

Anon was me.

Where do I ship to Jim?

[SkyNigger]

Anon was me.

Where do I ship to Jim?

[SkyNigger]

That was a connection error which resulted in a double post.

I wasn't impatiently asking again. Or frustrated or tilted. And my double post should not be misinterpreted as such.

I'm actually very calm. Well, as calm as one can be when one is accidentally double-posting due to internet connection errors.

[VaughnP]

Who do I ship to on Stars? Also, where was the $1 increment rule? I will be shipping 5.01 otherwise.

There is something great about a 100.01 winning bid too.

[VaughnP]

If we don't know who to ship to, how do we make the deadline, bro?

[Hillbilly Jim]

no need to ship was all a joke, sfo
i was just making everyone dance for my entertainment

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/20831.jpg

[mama luigi]

Anon was me.

bullshit

[rum dick]

people are rubes

[blake]

we doing this again for 2011?

http://www.pianoauctions.co.uk/cmsdata/images/Auctioneer.jpg

[gay sex]

slaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaa lammmmmmmmma ding dong

[Hillbilly Jim]

tough tags

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[DankBlaniels]

JIM ISNT WORTH SHIT

[DankBlaniels]

hi any interested bidders payment is only accepted on fulltiltpoker

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