you know how you are in the haed of a 19 year old chick on myspace

[Hillbilly Jim]

when you signin and you have 6 messages from her all with childlike amusement to be writing to such a sexy beast as myself

[SkyNigger]

The more a girl likes me the less I like her. I haven't been in a relationship for a very long time but I can't figure out why. Do you think it's because I'm not a 'bad boy'? If I get a tattoo, do you think that could rebrand me?

[Hillbilly Jim]

sounds like you are a woman on the inside, basically these chicks that like you are taking on the role of the nice guy and you are the hot chick that likes them at first then gets tired and wants to fuck a bad boy

[anatine]

The chubby countergirl at Starbucks macked on me today. Something about chubby Thai girls seems too good to be true... I intend to explore this theory.

[Hillbilly Jim]

hmm well this is a vietnamiese girl with cubby cheeks that i thought was korean

here is one of her messages to me
"i could eat bananas all day every day in all sorts of ways! lol. my only stipulation is that it can't have ANY brown spots on it....otherwise i think it's tooo ripe and wont eat it :P"

:eek:

[SkyNigger]

If a banana has any brown spots or otherwise mild rot, the entire fruit is deemed spoiled and discarded.

The only exception to this rule could perhaps be made for fritters, but I'm not sure anyone eats fritters anymore.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i took it as she only like white dick and or doesnt take it up the ass or do ass to mouth

[Hillbilly Jim]

to test my banna theory i sent her a picture of my erect penis struggling in my boxxer briefs, will let you know how that goes

[Hillbilly Jim]

basically im calling this the Great Boner Experiment of 2010

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRNmL4m5OIk

[blake]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRNmL4m5OIk

why won't you just start embedding videos?

[gay sex]

im mysterious dawg

[Hillbilly Jim]

18-19 yr olds laove tht dog

[Hillbilly Jim]

i think this boner banana experiment has failed. i think i showed my cards too early and she thought i was playing a montana banana instead of a full house

[Vwls with one L dammit]

The more a girl likes me the less I like her. I haven't been in a relationship for a very long time but I can't figure out why. Do you think it's because I'm not a 'bad boy'? If I get a tattoo, do you think that could rebrand me?
I always had the same problem with guys when I was younger. I think it's due to having a measure of low self esteem... kind of like the adage - "I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member." If you don't think much of yourself, you instinctively lose respect for any girl that thinks highly of you, thus destroying any chance of a healthy relationship developing. The only solution is to work on yourself and learn to love YOU. Good luck.

[gay sex]

what on earth are you talking about

[gay sex]

shout out to child bearing hips

blake knows what im talking about

[Hillbilly Jim]

the only solution is to be realistic and rational with yourself either you want to fuck the bad boy or you want to be with a nice guy choose which one you want and go for it

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Think deeper, white boy.

[Hillbilly Jim]

thats shat she said to the bad boy, sfo

[gay sex]

im sf jealous of that granite and lemon wist

[Vwls with one L dammit]

thats shat she said to the bad boy, sfo
lol he said SHAT

[Vwls with one L dammit]

im sf jealous of that granite and lemon wist
Thanks I like my granite but the lemon you can buy at any grocery bro.

[gay sex]

vwls go be a southwestern organic food eating legend

[gay sex]

yea but cutting lemon is annoying u have a proper drink young lady

[Vwls with one L dammit]

vwls go be a southwestern organic food eating legend
Organic cactus...

[Vwls with one L dammit]

yea but cutting lemon is annoying u have a proper drink young lady
I have beer in the fridge also.

TIP: use kitchen scissors to make the lemon twist instead of a zester. Comes out a million times better.

Cooking tips from Vwls - soon to be a popular series.

[Hillbilly Jim]

listen up faggots this could be my last thread here so dont fuck it up with faggot shit this is about me showing my bonner to chicks on myspace and using rapy lyrics to touch their puss

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Sellout!!!!!!!!!1

[Hillbilly Jim]

Sellout!!!!!!!!!1

communist

[pass tha blunt moron]

i love bolshevik morons

[gay sex]

dude what, the russians are trying to sell enriched uranium

[Hillbilly Jim]

bolshevik moronshttp://i46.tinypic.com/19xlcn.jpg

[pass tha blunt moron]

edited by gay sex? reminds of of my ex wife

[Hillbilly Jim]

probably she is like 85 dogg, but she is rich so probably gets pedicutes and shit