Food, Sex, or Cars!

[behemoth old]

Here are your choices lady and gentlemen. Which would you rather have?



Kathy Bates


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gjELPkPnkSs/TXOU5jheXFI/AAAAAAAAC9c/sJWny8cF8po/s1600/kathy_bates.jpg


or


81 buick skylark


http://learnsomethingnewtoday.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/1981_buick_skylark.jpg


or


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3562/3365165087_9a616f91c7.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

too many variables to make a decision

[behemoth old]

Each choice more gruesome than the other, but there is a correct one. All will be revealed when the poll closes.

[Hillbilly Jim]

listen bro there are situations where i would choose each one
just saying choose one and not giving any other info makes it so i can make a choice

[behemoth old]

listen bro there are situations where i would choose each one
just saying choose one and not giving any other info makes it so i can make a choice

Dear Abbey,

Your advice worked! After taking Kathy out to a romantic picnic where the main course was pickled pig's feet, we were suddenly interrupted by a colony of ants. We ran into my Skylark to escape and ended up talking for hours. Kathy put in her Righteous Brothers tape and we headed to the backseat for the hottest sex I've had in a while.

Thanks,

Jim in Indiana

[Hillbilly Jim]

no i would only choose one bro but i cant choose because you made a terrible poll

[behemoth old]

no i would only choose one bro but i cant choose because you made a terrible poll


That's the point. Now choose you Atheist fuck!

[Hillbilly Jim]

do you only have to eat one pigs foot? straight out of the jar?

is the skylark your only car or will you just own it and not have to drive it

is the sex a one time thing or can you have sex with her multiple times and scam money out of her

[rum dick]

Skylark looks like a poorer person's monte carlo. I kinda like it.

[rum dick]

Why are you driving that skylark??!! Oh, my monte carlo is in the shop.

[anatine]

Wait I can have sex with Kathy Bates?

Changes everything.

Fucking terrible poll bro.

[MistaCobalina]

the fam had a skylark when I was but a sprout, so I voted for it for nostalgia.

[Suicide King]

could I put a pigs foot in kathy bates pussy in the back of the skylark?

[behemoth old]

The correct answer was Skylark, however, the NAACP has stuck their wide noses in and now the correct answer is pig's feet. Thanks affirmative action.