no longer a virgin; but not all good news

[sam88]

So, I am no longer a virgin! But I am pissed off. First, my friend lied to me. My penis didn't grow one bit after I lost my virginity. That is really the only reason why I did it. Second, a week after we did it the girl tells me she is late. I said late to what? why did you stop to talk to me if you are late? She then explained to me that she thought I got her pregnant.

Fuck I am pissed first my friend lied to me and then my health teacher lied to me because I thought you couldn't get someone pregnant your first time. This has all been very hard on me. So hard that now it takes me a really long time to masturbate. I'm talking like 13 minutes.

[Hillbilly Jim]

welcome to the club

[Hillbilly Jim]

i mean the club of long masturbaters, im clearly a virgin because im a freak and weird dude and im not a healthe teacher so im not in that club either dogg

[gay sex]

lol jim was really this awful folks AND WE STILL BROUGHT DOWN BORIS

[Bobby Wong]

Pretty sure each member of skatz has destroyed on average about .7 poker forums, and now that scooter and grapes are out of the running, you, Jim, and Vaughan p are all bringing your personal brand of terrible to the table in an effort to prove you're number one by being the man to destroy skatz.

[gay sex]

THIS GUY

[Hillbilly Jim]

PRETTTTTY SURE VAUGHN P IS TERRRRIBLE

i dont see him posting updates about denise austins daughters!!!