Summer transfer thread

[Harley]

It's the most exciting time of the year. Pikes already passed out from 56 hours of trawling the net for Preston North End transfer gossip. Adam to United, Hazard to Liverpool and everyone over the age of 23 moving away from the pedo palace at highbury.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard juan sebastian veron is going to everton

[Harley]

Scott Parker looks Villa bound is the quiet word

[Harley]

Manu del Moral has joined Sevilla.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i sure hope jack daniels finds this thread
he has some good ideas

[Hillbilly Jim]

sergio aguero wants to leave atletico

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[DankBlaniels]

out of the players i have seen us linked with my pick of them are

ashley young - he is a quality winger and still only 25 and i think we have got a decent shot at signing him

steven dufour - solid young center mid think he would be a great signing

eden hazard - haven't seen much of this kid but he is very highly rated. i think he is going to end up in italy by the sound of things

jose enrique - we are weak at left back and this guy is one of the best in the premier league

[DankBlaniels]

i think the biggest transfer saga this summer will be tevez to madrid. i also think its possible if this goes through that kaka goes in the opposite direction

[Hillbilly Jim]

you lot should sign aguero and have him and that uruguayan guy rape the english

[gay sex]

what is a soccer

[Hillbilly Jim]

what is a soccer

http://i.imgur.com/o1Y9K.gif

[DankBlaniels]

aguero is very good but another striker is not a priority for us right now as we already got suarez, carrol and kuyt

money will be better spent improving other areas of the squad, we need 2 quality wingers a left back and a center mid in the summer

[DankBlaniels]

i also like affelay at barcelona think they will probably sell for around 12 mil as they got him on the cheap in january due to his contract expiring

[Hillbilly Jim]

aguero is very good but another striker is not a priority for us right now as we already got suarez, carrol and kuyt

money will be better spent improving other areas of the squad, we need 2 quality wingers a left back and a center mid in the summer

oh my bad i dont follow liverpool

but then who does

[Suicide King]

Hopefully we can get Jose Rios from the mets without giving up Brandon Belt, amirite?

[gay sex]

YEA AND ALSO WHY ARENT THERE MORE SEATTLE SOUNDERS JERSEYS IN THE KILLING IF THE SHOWS SO AUTHENTIC

[Hillbilly Jim]

Hopefully we can get Jose Rios from the mets without giving up Brandon Belt, amirite?

do you mean jose reyes?
brandon belt has been stinking it up bro, probably best to trade him while he has some value

[gay sex]

why dont you shut ur pie hole bro cuz no one cares what you think, ALSO PREEMPTIVE BLOCK OF YOU USING ICE CREAM CAKE HOLE IN REFERENCE TO ME

[gay sex]

its blocked kid dont even try

[Harley]

Juan Mata is LFCs #1 target. That's on th DL kids don't go spreading it around

[Hillbilly Jim]

Juan Mata is LFCs #1 target. That's on th DL kids don't go spreading it around

when i suggested that 2 months ago you acted like i was retarded bro

[Harley]

because 2 months ago it wasn't even transfer window season you moron get real

[blake]

what is a summer transfer

[Suicide King]

do you mean jose reyes?
brandon belt has been stinking it up bro, probably best to trade him while he has some value

Belt is batting .500 in fresno right now.

[Hillbilly Jim]

fresno aint the show bro

[gay sex]

bro fres keeps it riilly real son, LETS GO BULLDOGS

[Suicide King]

fresno aint the show bro
:sftrue

[Hillbilly Jim]

Barcelona have entered negotiations for Villarreal striker Giuseppe Rossi, according to the player's agent.

i hope that cunt goes there and rides the bench and is miserable

[DankBlaniels]

Liverpool are closing in on a £30million swoop for two of England’s hottest prospects — Blackburn defender Phil Jones and Sunderland midfielder Jordan Henderson.

[Harley]

Jones is god for a 19 yo, don't know much of henderson.

[Hillbilly Jim]

West Bromwich Albion have reportedly made an offer for Japanese goalkeeper Eiji Kawashima.

[gay sex]

SLAAAAAAAAAAAMMIN AND JAMMIN FOR BIG EIJI

[Harley]

Henderson to LFC, Jones to United. Mata still in the pipes for LFC

[Hillbilly Jim]

Santos want £41m for Neymar

Anderlecht striker Romelu Lukaku is hoping to finalise a £20 million move to Chelsea on Saturday at a meeting between the two clubs in Monaco.

Barcelona are in talks with Udinese over a possible move for Arsenal and Liverpool target Bojan Krkic to the Serie A outfit, according to the player's agent.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Phil Jones' move to Manchester United has been put on hold by a dispute about the player's valuation

hopefully it doesnt happen, fuck united amirite

[Hillbilly Jim]

Blackburn Rovers are conducting an internal investigation into how Manchester United became aware of Phil Jones' £16 million so-called 'get-out clause'.

Turkish club Besiktas have confirmed they are in negotiations with Manchester United over the possible transfer of out-of-favour forward Bebe.

Turkish news agency Dogan Haber Ajansi (DHA) report the deal will be an initial loan with a view to a £2 million permanent switch, which would represent a £5.4 million loss for United.
:lolz

[gay sex]

drinks room temperature water cuz he has british teeth its all making sense now

[Suicide King]

I hate cold water, fact

[Harley]

clichy to LFC room temp water is debatable, is tap water room temp? because any warmer than that is horrible

[DankBlaniels]

depends how hot the room is

[Hillbilly Jim]

Newcastle have agreed the signing of Rennes star Sylvain Marveaux on a free transfer. The left-sided midfielder had been expected to join Liverpool before reportedly failing a medical.

kid was a hecka solid signing on football manager 08

[Hillbilly Jim]

Stewart Downing is now a step closer to joining Liverpool after reportedly being told he may leave Aston Villa, provided the Reds are able to pay a £19 million transfer fee for the England winger.

[Hillbilly Jim]

still in the pipes for LFC

Arsenal have reportedly placed a club record £18 million bid for Valencia midfielder Juan Mata.

[gay sex]

soccers un american

[Hillbilly Jim]

soccers un american

american football is unamerican because it is socialist
boom roasted morons who repeatedly call obama a socialist

[Hillbilly Jim]

god damnit i just learned forest signe mcclaren as manager
get real fucking bafoons

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

it is my opinion that general manager scotty bowman made a cagey move by trading what amounts to a threeish day period of exclusive negotiating rights for tomas kopecky, who the hawks weren't going to re-sign anyway, for a seventh round draft pick.

that or dale tallon is a confirmed retard.

[DankBlaniels]

gay sex is unamerican and dale tallon is a confirmed retard

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

Roma have released the complex details of Bojan's transfer from Barcelona, with the Catalans able to buy the striker back for €17m in 2012.

“A.S. Roma announce a contract with Barcelona to buy player Bojan Krkic Perez for €12m, to be paid before July 1 2013. As part of this agreement, Barcelona have an exclusive option to buy back the player at a cost of €17m in 2011-12 or €13m in 2012-13, to be paid in two instalments on January 31 and May 31 2014.

“This option to buy back is mandatory for Barcelona for the second season, but includes a counter-option for Roma to maintain rights to his sporting performances. Roma’s option is to be taken up by June 20 2013 for another €28m to be paid in three instalments on July 1 2013, January 31 2014 and July 31 2014.

“As for the player, he has agreed a four-year contract which expires on June 30 2015 worth €3.2m for 2011-12 and 2012-13, then €6.3m from 2013-14 to 2014-15, in addition to individual performance-related bonuses.”

So, is everyone clear about that then?

[Hillbilly Jim]

11.25 Juan Mata looks set to stay at Valencia despite speculation that he could join Arsenal or Liverpool. Club president Manuel Llorente has told Superdeporte told: "The decision is clear and money will not change our position. Valencia will not sell to any club that wants to buy Mata."

[Hillbilly Jim]

13.17 DONE DEAL: St Johnstone have signed former Dundee United striker Francisco Sandaza.

[Hillbilly Jim]

09.13: Manchester United and Manchester City are tracking Shakhtar Donetsk's Brazilian midfielder Douglas Costa, according to his agent Cesar Bottega.

if these morons had listened to me 3 years ago they would have saved a lot of money on the transfer fee and wages

[Hillbilly Jim]

20.47 Reports suggesting that a deal for Javier Pastore to join PSG is done.

[Hillbilly Jim]

21.29 You have to give them credit. Russian side Anzhi Makhachkala want to try and tempt Inter's Samuel Eto'o into joining them with a €20 million-a-year contract.

[Hillbilly Jim]

22.10 Oh dear. Maurizio Zamparini: "Those stories are false (re PSG). The agent of [Javier] Pastore travels to London on Friday to speak with Chelsea." On Calcio Mercato, Pastore says he knows nothing and is on holiday. Saga continues...

[Harley]

also, Augero to Man city

[Hillbilly Jim]

hows mata to liverpool going?
boom roasted

[Hillbilly Jim]

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Could City swoop for Juan Mata as well?

[Harley]

Hazard is the one i really want,

[Hillbilly Jim]

16.10 talkSPORT claim Liverpool are monitoring young Tranmere defender Danny Holmes.

[DankBlaniels]

WHO ?

pastore to paris ?

have a $20 bet with a mate that he wont end up there so fingers crossed i win

[Hillbilly Jim]

Palermo president Maurizio Zamparini has revealed that a €43 million deal has been completed for midfielder Javier Pastore to join Paris St Germain.

[DankBlaniels]

scamming french cunts

[Steerpike]

rofl

[Hillbilly Jim]

11.51: The Nottingham Post says Nottingham Forest boss Steve McClaren is plotting a loan swoop for Manchester City duo John Guidetti and Gai Assulin. Guidetti is a Sweden Under-21 striker while Assulin came through the ranks at Barcelona before moving to Eastlands in 2010.

[Hillbilly Jim]

22.54 West Brom have reportedly accepted bids from Leicester and Nottingham Forest for striker Ishmael Miller.

[gay sex]

ur dad is so ashamed of you for enjoying soccer

[Hillbilly Jim]

09.27: Gazzetta say that Manchester City want Samuel Eto'o or €45 million for Carlos Tevez. Reports yesterday suggested that Maicon could be a part of the deal.


Just for the record: Milan has 15cm more annual rainfall than Manchester, according to figures
released by the Met Office. And it's further away from South America.

[Hillbilly Jim]

08.41: Barbara Berlusconi, daughter of Milan and Italy president Silvio, is going out with Alexandre Pato but she told Vanity Fair: “All the players in the squad are for sale at the right price, including Pato. He’s no different to the others."


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[Hillbilly Jim]

11.07: Matt Derbyshire is set to sort his future in the next day or so and is rumoured to be on his way to Nottingham Forest.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Liverpool eye Marcelo

Despite expressing a strong interest in signing Sevilla left-back Alberto Moreno, Liverpool, says TalkSPORT, are also keeping tabs on Real Madrid star Marcelo.

The Brazilian has apparently grown frustrated at being benched in favour of Fabio Coentrao in recent months, and is also attracting interest from Juventus.

Marcelo's contract expires next summer, leaving Carlo Ancelotti with a tough decision to make regarding the 26-year-old's future.

[limitles]

what is a soccer

Pretty sure it's the NBA with a proportionally smaller net.

[anatine]

Pretty sure it's the NBA with a proportionally smaller net.

gonna needs latest deets on tyde's court case riiiiiiight about meow.

[gay sex]

also what tine meant to say your face is a proportionally smaller net

[limitles]

also what tine meant to say your face is a proportionally smaller net

You realize by not following soccer you give up the right to wear these in public............there again the benefits of being a shut in.

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[Hillbilly Jim]

ur dad is so ashamed of you for enjoying soccer

if you werent such a rube i would have let you in on my 3 team parlay for today hit 100 units to win 99