Thee Official Hillbilly Jim Sports Betting Thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

4. MLB Red Sox - Royals U8 -115 (1 unit)

Overall - 2-1 +2 units
Soccer - 2-1 +2 units

[gay sex]

Oh god

[boomroasted, bro]

I have no action going today aside from daily fantasy on draftday, but im about to check my NBA summer league proline ticket from thursday that I forgot about.

[boomroasted, bro]

scratch that, i had 2 nba (won both), 2 CFL (lost both roflmao), and im not even gonna look up the wnba score.

[Been]

This aint the boris fpp betting thread chaps

[Been]

Thread needs the sports scientist

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall - 2-2 +1 unit
Soccer - 2-1 +2 units
Baseball - 0-1 -1 units

[Hillbilly Jim]

5. Brazil Serie A - Sao Paulo vs. Chapecoense O2.5 +119 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

6. Mexico Primera Divsion - Pachuca ML +333 (1 unit)

[boomroasted, bro]

5. Brazil Serie A - Sao Paulo vs. Chapecoense O2.5 +119 (1 unit)

The Chaps will cover that o/u on their own.

[Hillbilly Jim]

get real bro they are averaging .7 goals per game and are the away team

[Hillbilly Jim]

7. MLB - Tigers ML -188 (1 unit)

[boomroasted, bro]

7. MLB - Tigers ML -188 (1 unit)

dang bro.

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall - 3-5 +1.33 unit
Soccer - 3-3 +3.33 units
Baseball - 0-2 -2 units

[anatine]

whats the line on how many times the pharrell/cyrus video for 'come get it bae' gets autoplayed here?

[VaughnP]

Still can't believe the Cavs are the favorites to win the championship next year. The Mavs were 50 to 1 to win it all last time I looked -- there is insane value in that bet.

[gay sex]

put on your best jeans and see if theres anymore baseball for units

[VaughnP]

What else is there to currently bet on besides baseball? I'd seriously throw down American Ninja Warrior props before that nap inducing garbage.

[gay sex]

Also lol Vaughn squad up and bet tennis you cripple

[gay sex]

jam whats going on with this d thiem match it says it was supposed to start like 4 hours ago

[Hillbilly Jim]

scheduled to start in 2 mins bro

http://www.scoreboard.com/tennis/atp-singles/kitzbuhel/

from now on go to scoreboard.com/tennis instead of whatever shit you are using

[Hillbilly Jim]

match just startd as i posted

[gay sex]

dang breh

[gay sex]

well its coming to an end 4 team parlay had rockies over 8.5 GOOD MORNING RUN THOUGH

[gay sex]

jim you need to squad up and make up some picks bro

[VaughnP]

Did anyone else see this rigged fight earlier that ended in a DQ? I wonder what kind of odds you could get on a DQ there, because it seemed like the ref and Rios had action on it. Every other fight this kind of bullshit happens.

[anatine]

Did anyone else see this rigged fight earlier that ended in a DQ? I wonder what kind of odds you could get on a DQ there, because it seemed like the ref and Rios had action on it. Every other fight this kind of bullshit happens.

http://i.imgur.com/oP5fOUL.gif

[gay sex]

Where the units at tonight bae

[gay sex]

Ive got tomic and they keep bumping it

[gay sex]

were sweating one right now baes bout to go tie break

[Hillbilly Jim]

8. Europa League - D. Zagreb - Petrolul O2.5 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

9. MLB - Giants ML -192 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

10. Tennis - Nick Kyrgios ML -161 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall - 6-4 +4.38 units

Soccer - 4-2 +5.24 units
Baseball - 1-2 -1.48 units
Tennis - 1-0 +0.62 units

[gay sex]

its actually on me for not firing mega duckets i love my flip aussie greek in majors wasnt paying attention today jam

[Hillbilly Jim]

i bring you a winning bet involving some team called petrolul and you spend the day finger banging strippers

[gay sex]

jam are you up on this bojack horseman show with arnett its kind of fucking great

[gay sex]

im like 6 in out of 12 and im alllllllll the way in but again i do love any introspective show with 911 jokes and hollywood as a background yall you KNOWS ME theres a sick naomi watts cameo for harley

[gay sex]

also i assumed you maxed out every out you have on fsu winning acc

[Hillbilly Jim]

no clue what you are talking about
i dont bet futures because i figured if i posted them you would complain about your costa ricans not letting you bet them

[gay sex]

plz bae on the ricans and here you go http://www.tubeplus.me/player/2149137/BoJack_Horseman/season_1/episode_1/The_BoJack_Horseman_Story%2C_Chapter_One/

[gay sex]

took those idiotas for 1517 last week they can deal with it

[gay sex]

it starts picking up speed around episode 3

[gay sex]

but just a rousing ovation to the work that went in the writing the getting studio time getting the animators actually creating something its not easy yall

[Hillbilly Jim]

11. Spanish La Liga - Valencia ML -180 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

12. MLB - Mets-Phillies U7 -115 (1 unit)

[gay sex]

uh oh jam throwing his considerable weird weight behind a baseball pick these always end in tears yall

[Hillbilly Jim]

uh oh jam throwing his considerable weird weight behind a baseball pick these always end in tears yall

looks like someone is mad that ive won 4 in a row

[Hillbilly Jim]

13. Mexico Primera Divsion - Monterrey ML +193 (1 unit)

[gay sex]

Never a hater bae

[Hillbilly Jim]

1-1 Bottom 7th
cue gay sex crying that he bet the over because he misread what i posted

[Hillbilly Jim]

3-0 two days in a row, hope gay sex didnt get banned from betting

Overall - 9-4 +7.73 units
Soccer - 6-2 +7.72 units
Baseball - 2-2 -0.61 units
Tennis - 1-0 +0.62 units

[Hillbilly Jim]

14. Turkish Super Lig - Fenerbahce ML +140 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

15. Spanish La Liga - Granada ML +107 (1 unit)
16. Italian Serie A - Genoa ML +121 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

17. English Premier League - Southampton ML -158 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

:ugh 0-4 ol jim must be a little rusty

Overall - 9-8 +3.73 units
Soccer - 6-6 +3.72 units
Baseball - 2-2 -0.61 units
Tennis - 1-0 +0.62 units

[gay sex]

Or soccer is the worst sport to gamble on

[gay sex]

Along with just being the worst in general

[Hillbilly Jim]

says the guy that thinks you can hit a grand slam in hockey

[gay sex]

my salami game on fleek son

[gay sex]

ALERT JIM auburn +4.5 ALERT

[Hillbilly Jim]

18. NCAAB - San Diego St. ML -160 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall - 10-8 +4.35 units
Soccer - 6-6 +3.72 units
Baseball - 2-2 -0.61 units
Tennis - 1-0 +0.62 units
Basketball - 1-0 +0.62 units

[gay sex]

lol at that san diego state game i had under 75 second half it was waaaay under and these faggots went double overtime

[gay sex]

probably could have bought each of you a new girl box set on blu ray with that money

[Hillbilly Jim]

19. Spanish La Liga - Barcelona ML -193 (1 unit)
20. French Ligue 1 - St. Etienne ML +129 (1 unit)
21. Argentine Primera Division - Racing Club ML -103 (1 unit)
22. Brazilian Serie A - Coritiba ML +367 (1 unit)
23. NFL - Patriots ML +120 (1 unit)

[gay sex]

look at how fancy jim is with the soccer bro we all know you hate it its the worst sport ever to watch

[Hillbilly Jim]

look at how fancy jim is with the soccer bro we all know you hate it its the worst sport ever to watchmuch better than football to watch

[Hillbilly Jim]

look at how fancy jim is with the soccer bro we all know you hate it its the worst sport ever to watch

http://i.imgur.com/nZTKfNA.png

[Hillbilly Jim]

baecelona scores on the last play of the game to start the day off 3-0
shout out to st. baettiene and baecing club for winning 3-0
:jammed

[gay sex]

you deserve no plaudits bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

you deserve no plaudits bro

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=138

[Hillbilly Jim]

Coritiba ML +367 (1 unit)
Atletico-MG 1 - 2 Coritiba

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=184

[gay sex]

honestly the fact you dont live in zimbabwe is a huge disgrace to the universe

[Hillbilly Jim]

those patriot rubes are trying to ruin a perfect day

[Hillbilly Jim]

24. NBA - Heat ML -154 (1 unit)
25. NBA - Raptors ML -299 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

5-2 today +5.09 units

http://i.imgur.com/2tiyvFJ.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

Total 15-10 +9.44 units

[Hillbilly Jim]

26. German Budesliga 2 - Braunschweig-Nurnberg Draw +312 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

27. French Ligue 2 - Nancy ML -161 (1 unit)
28. French Ligue 2 - Nancy-Valenciennes O2.5 +108 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

29. Spanish Primera Division - Almeria-Rayo Vallecano Draw +243 (1 unit)
30. Spanish Primera Division - Almeria-Rayo Vallecano O2.5 +102 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

6 Star Pick Yall
31. Portugal Primeira Liga - Ferreira ML +125 (1.5 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

32. Portugal Primeira Liga - Ferreira-Estoril O2.5 +106 (1 unit)
33. Italian Serie A - Napoli ML +122 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

34. NCAAB - Nebraska -3 -110 (1 unit)
35. NBA - Spurs -11 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

36. NFL - Dolphins -7 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

37. NCAAB - Baylor -21 -110 (1 unit)
38. NHL - Canadiens ML -115 (1 unit)

[Militant Quacks]

HILLBILLY JIM FLINGING HELLA POO

[Hillbilly Jim]

39. NHL - Ducks ML -129 (1 unit)

[Militant Quacks]

rofl

[Hillbilly Jim]

i blame gay sex for the horrible results today

[gay sex]

its cuz you hated on new girl

[Hillbilly Jim]

its cuz you hated on new girl

awful, ended the day with 3 wins obviously gonna carry that momentum into tomorrows handball and volleyball matches

[gay sex]

jam you better put that pencil behind your ear and make some soccer picks hella games you have 3 hours

[Hillbilly Jim]

damn i knew i should have posted this cricket pick
knew afghanistan had it in them

United Arab Emirates - Afghanistan
H/A, OT 273:276

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall 19-20 +2.4 units

[Hillbilly Jim]

jam you better put that pencil behind your ear and make some soccer picks hella games you have 3 hours

40. English Premier League - Swansea ML -147 (1.5 units)

[gay sex]

old jam almost spilled his tea when there was no score late but i let him know it was gonna be ok

Ticket#:39284760
Dec 02 11:45 AM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 02 10:22 AM
SOC
STRAIGHT BET
[25054] SWANSEA CITY -155 (90 MINUTES + INJURY TIME ONLY)

200 / 129

[gay sex]

i didnt like you getting 8 cents better though for real

[Hillbilly Jim]

i didnt like you getting 8 cents better though for real

it opened around -135 but i waited to bet so you wouldnt insult any central americans

[Hillbilly Jim]

41. NHL - Penguins ML -208 (1 unit)
42. NHL - Islanders ML -183 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

43. NBA - Lakers ML +112 (1 unit)
44. NHL - Maple Leafs ML -128 (1 unit)
45. NHL - Red Wings ML -206 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

46. NBA - Thunder ML -162 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

47. NHL - Flames ML -163 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overall - 25-22 +4.95 units
Soccer - 11-14 +2.68 units
Baseball - 2-2 -0.61 units
Tennis - 1-0 +.62 units
Basketball - 5-3 +1.21 units
Football - 0-2 -2 units
Hockey - 6-1 +3.05 units

[Hillbilly Jim]

48. NBA - Hornets ML +144 (1 unit)
49. NCAAB - Richmond Spiders -7.5 -110 (1 unit)
50. NBA - Wizards -8.5 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

51. Dansih Landspokal Cup - Esbjerg-Midtjylland O2.5 -105 (1.5 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

52. French Ligue 1 - Lyon ML -219 (2 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

53. NBA - Pacers-Trailblazers 1stQ O48 -110 (1 unit)
54. NBA - Pacers-Trailblazers 1stH O95 -110 (1 unit)
55. NBA - Trailblazers -8.5 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

56. NCAAB - Cal State Northridge ML +275 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

57. NHL - Sharks ML -127 (1.5 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

58. Spanish Copa del Rey - Albacete ML +180 (1 unit)
59. German Bundesliga - Dortmund -1 -132 (1.5 units)
60. Portuguese Primeira Liga - Sporting-Boa Vista O2.5 -155 (1 unit)

[Behemoth]

Jimmy I fear I'm about to get trapped. Indy is -3 1/2 @ Cle, and as a browns fan I can tell you that we suck. I feel this is a lock, but usually get Gare'd on these type of deals. What should I do here?


Signed,


The accidental gambler

[Hillbilly Jim]

Jimmy I fear I'm about to get trapped. Indy is -3 1/2 @ Cle, and as a browns fan I can tell you that we suck. I feel this is a lock, but usually get Gare'd on these type of deals. What should I do here?


Signed,


The accidental gambler
Jimmy doesn't watch the NFL. gay sex

[gay sex]

look at this bit of golfing nonsense spieth didnt want to finish cuz it was so dark or something Ticket#:39377249
Dec 05 08:30 AM
Dec 05 08:40 AM
Dec 05 09:30 AM
Dec 05 09:40 AM
INTERNET / -1 Dec 04 10:56 PM
MU
MU
MU
MU
PARLAY (4 TEAMS)
[7203] J ROSE (2R) -180
(J ROSE (2R) vrs B HORSCHEL (2R))
[7206] K BRADLEY (2R) +105
(J DAY (2R) vrs K BRADLEY (2R))
[7216] R FOWLER (2R) -145
(S STRICKER (2R) vrs R FOWLER (2R))
[7217] J SPIETH (2R) -140
(J SPIETH (2R) vrs Z JOHNSON (2R))

55 / 453

[gay sex]

but daaang bro my stroke is goood

[Hillbilly Jim]

but daaang bro my stroke is goood

This is Jimmy's betting thread bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

61. NHL - Avalanche ML +132 (1 unit)
62. NHL - Blackhawks ML -198 (1.5 units)

[gay sex]

jim literally hunts puck bunnies for food

[Hillbilly Jim]

jim literally hunts puck bunnies for food

puck bunnies love to eat bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

63. French Ligue 1 - Paris Saint Germain ML -343 (1.5 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

64. Portuguese Primeira Liga - Benfia ML -437 (1.5 units)
65. NCAAF - Houston Cougars +7 -110 (1 unit)
66. NCAAF - TCU Horned Frogs 1stQ -7.5 -120 (1 unit)
67. NCAAF - TCU Horned Frogs 1stH -20 -110 (1 unit)
68. NCAAF - TCU Horned Frogs -35 -110 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

69. German Bundesliga - Bayern Munich ML -364 (1.5 units)
70. English Premier League - Manchester City ML -226 (1.5 units)
71. English Premier League - Mancester City-Everton O3 -120 (1 unit)

[gay sex]

wow your book offers nutty lines 1q is -9 here

[gay sex]

Bleh split took isu and under 14.5 lost hecka juice

[Hillbilly Jim]

Jimmy counting those first quarter and french duckets

[Hillbilly Jim]

72. Spanish La Liga - Real Madrid -2.5 +115 (1 unit)

[Hillbilly Jim]

73. NHL - Kings ML -215 (1.5 units)

[Hillbilly Jim]

74. NHL Islanders-Predators O5.5 +105 (1 unit)

[VaughnP]

More like fin'dianajim

[Hillbilly Jim]

74. NHL Islanders-Predators O5.5 +105 (1 unit)

3rd Period 14' 4:2
http://i.imgur.com/cGJJ0sU.jpg