I ate some rofl fries at Chick-fil-a a couple days ago -- ACTUAL POKER CONTENT

[VaughnP]

8V7aA0RHK-Q

This seems like a standard hand from old PokerStars.

[ElGallo]

8V7aA0RHK-Q

This seems like a standard hand from old PokerStars.

Kindly go fuck yourself

[VaughnP]

Blaming you and or DRK was part of the process -- I honestly didn't think it was you, just wanted to see what you had to say when accused. I don't think I ever posted it outside of the hidden content, but you were quickly absolved. And basically if it wasn't for DRK's overall terribleness as a poster, none of that would have ever happened, brah.

[ElGallo]

Blaming you and or DRK was part of the process -- I honestly didn't think it was you, just wanted to see what you had to say when accused. I don't think I ever posted it outside of the hidden content, but you were quickly absolved. And basically if it wasn't for DRK's overall terribleness as a poster, none of that would have ever happened, brah.

I think the words you are looking for are "I'm sorry." Part of the process? Accusing someone who has never been anything but cool with everyone shouldn't be part of any of your future processes. You saying it was "obvious," that it was me rubbed me in such a bad way.

Where I'm from we don't accuse people of being a snitch or a backstabber all willy nilly for the sake of a process. How about asking? Asking me the way Sonatine did for the location of the IP's I have logged in from? I understand having to investigate and asking for that kind of information.... telling another man it's obvious he back stabbed his friends and fucked with their trust, requires more than a hunch.

Once I was cleared, you acted like a bitch for not apologizing or thanking me for helping in your "investigation" and providing locations for all of my IP's. Being blamed for something like that meant a lot to me, and the fact that you don't see the magnitude of your actions towards me baffles me.

[VaughnP]

Rolf, don't take it so seriously. I have even been accused. I'm not going to say I'm sorry, because I am genuinely not for doing what I had to do. Always thought you were one of the better and smarter posters, but at the end of the day, this is still Skatz and the site has never been serious enough to me for any poster to warrant an apology of any kind for anything, even for Gare deleting the IST. I think the only exception might be for blake posting that Rent youtube video thread - we're all still waiting for an "I'm Sorry" there, brah. http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=20014&highlight=rent

I didn't know you were so emotional, do you have long, glorious, floppy hair like Gamble? -- Because that's who you're currently reminding me of.

[anatine]

Hey, Gallo, Im sorry you were accused.

I apologize because it sucks being in that position and I appreciate that it came out of left field.

And because Im an emotionally functional adult with a strong sense of morals and empathy, I have no problem with offering my sincere apologies for what must have been a very unpleasant experience for you.

[Hillbilly Jim]

El gallo if vaugns actions in anyway reduced the chance of you buying me a telenovela actress i will kill him right now

[gay sex]

Lol Vaughn also I love drk as a poster

[ElGallo]

Hey, Gallo, Im sorry you were accused.

I apologize because it sucks being in that position and I appreciate that it came out of left field.

And because Im an emotionally functional adult with a strong sense of morals and empathy, I have no problem with offering my sincere apologies for what must have been a very unpleasant experience for you.

You did noting wrong. You asked for my help in figuring out where my IP's were coming from. You didn't say it was obviously me and that I better explain every IP. You approached it like an adult and so did I and we got stuff accomplished. You didn't accuse me or say it was obvious i fucked people over.

Vaughn says not to take it so seriously, but that's a fucked up thing to do.

[ElGallo]

I appreciate the apology though

[gay sex]

Wow Walt Jr

[Hillbilly Jim]

I would like to apologize for threatening to give your dad a handjob

[VaughnP]

I am not afraid to admit I made a mistake - which I did in your case, but at the same time, I don't buy into the bullshit concept of apologies -- like literally in my life I have never expected anyone to apologize for anything ever. The reason being is I understand that it doesn't change what happened, and to give a shout out to SkyNigger, it is basically a top toddler system perpetuated onto young children by women as a complete cop out resolution rather than letting nature run its course. I can't count how many times I heard a mom, teacher, etc. say something along the lines of "Say you're sorry, Tim", growing up or "You better go an apologize to. . .".

It literally changes nothing and was exactly what I wanted to do at the moment, and for that I am not sorry - though admit it was in retrospect a mistake based off incomplete data at the time.

This obviously is a completely different situation, but the bullshit is now more evident than ever in the constant flood of back tracking and apologizing for saying something that the social justice warrior crowd faggots, compromised of women or feminized men, deems offensive in the media.

Basically you expecting an apology leads me to believe that you're quite the pussy is all I'm saying.

[anatine]

jesus christ

[gay sex]

Rofl

[gay sex]

I'd start but it really doesn't need anything

[VaughnP]

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/image.php?u=16&dateline=1345313693

[ElGallo]

I think you were too big of a bitch to talk to me after you accused me. You're the pussy here kind sir. I didn't even know whether you still thought it was me or not, clearly it's from not manning up and admitting you're wrong to the person you have wronged.

Justify it as you see fit though... Just want to let you know you're projecting though

[VaughnP]

I was never dodging you, just literally had more to deal with at the moment. It honestly never occurred to me to apologize to anyone with so many accusations flying around -- if you PMd me or anything and I didn't read it, my bad. That's as close to an apology you will get from me. You are literally the only one who expected an apology out of about 12 people. The only thing I was worried about was trying to fix this mess, plus deal with the fact I am currently working out in the Midwest, which is about as soulless and boring as it gets. Seeing a Golden Corral, McDonalds and Walmart on every corner without any real sense of culture to be found in this place is about as soul crushing as it gets. I have been here for a month -- I don't see how people do it, especially with the lack of attractive women.

[ElGallo]

Now you insult my part of the country. FFS sir.... We'll leave it there then. Good talk, appreciate your time and attention on this matter

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be clear i did threaten to give his dad a forceful handjob via pm

[Hillbilly Jim]

I was never dodging you, just literally had more to deal with at the moment. It honestly never occurred to me to apologize to anyone with so many accusations flying around -- if you PMd me or anything and I didn't read it, my bad. That's as close to an apology you will get from me. You are literally the only one who expected an apology out of about 12 people. The only thing I was worried about was trying to fix this mess, plus deal with the fact I am currently working out in the Midwest, which is about as soulless and boring as it gets. Seeing a Golden Corral, McDonalds and Walmart on every corner without any real sense of culture to be found in this place is about as soul crushing as it gets. I have been here for a month -- I don't see how people do it, especially with the lack of attractive women.

http://i.imgur.com/OCFHCF9.gif

[VaughnP]

The midwest really is awful -- Chicago is tolerable outside of the terrible weather.

[Hillbilly Jim]

youve just been greenlit in napghanistan

http://i.imgur.com/oVHF7j8.jpg

[gay sex]

This actually might be the worst thread in skatz history

[ElGallo]

I blame gay sex for not finding a way to fix this thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

from chiraq to napghanistan consequences will never be the same for vauhgn p

[VaughnP]

It's all ElGuyblow's fault.

[Hillbilly Jim]

1. what is bro country?
2. el guyblow sounds like something awful drkstar would have came up with and tagged evry thread with

[DRK Star]

Vaughn,

Not sure what the fuck is wrong with you, but your "explanation" is utterly moronic, and all it tells me is that you are a gut-less sack of dicks who cant admit when he fucks up.

"Sorry I blamed you guys....my fault. I made a mistake". Too hard to fucking type!? You dont "believe" in apologies?! You fucking avoided every confrontation. What an embarrassment.


Can we get Carrico to come in here and show you how to be a Mod?....

[gay sex]

oh wow he went there on your face vaughn and invoked morts site running skills that thats beyond firing shots

[DRK Star]

http://i.imgur.com/0EbcANZ.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

dorkstar made a bracket and it turns out vaughan p is the woatest ever

[Militant Quacks]

VAUGHN IS LITERALLY NEVERSTOP

[Militant Quacks]

sorry gallo this isn't a democracy bro

[Militant Quacks]

best part was when he started ranting about toddlers I guess this means its all his whore mothers fault we got in this mess

[Militant Quacks]

DAMN YOU NEVERSTOPS WHORE MOTHER

[Steerpike]

seriously tho, how far ahead of the curve was i about this vaughn cunt?

[Steerpike]

oh and the 3 tags for this thread so far, obv all made by vaughn

[VaughnP]

Not sure what confrontations you faggots are talking about, pretty sure I cleared that up by calling Gallo a pussy. It wasn't me who even initially accused you two, think I was the 4th - the only reason you heard it from me directly is because I am so anti confrontational, bae. I am not going to apologize, especially since doing so would be a lie, and I find it laughable that you and Gallo apparently defend your internet honor like Japanese Yakuza. This isn't anything but Skatz on the interweb, and it isn't that serious. It never occurred to me to even address that again outside of the admin forum, because you guys were quickly cleared and only two of about 14 that were accused, myself included. I admitted already to making a mistake, and I will say again that I did.

[gay sex]

to be fair nerdbert gallo deserves nothing cuz literally he was mia in the admin forum for like a year, we saw no taco pictures, he wasnt snickering about drk behind his back, but you do need to apologize for that paragraph about you being too alpha to apologize cuz its literally the worst thing ive ever seen

[VaughnP]

Exactly, where has that guy been for over a year? And one thing I would consider apologizing for is bringing DRK back to bitch at me, even if it is a cameo.

Also, not sure what is alpha brah about not wanting to lie and not expecting anyone to lie to me so I can somehow apparently feel better about something.

[DRK Star]

Vaughn,

The fact is, you accused us without having any solid facts, then when it was determined we had no part in this, you avoided our requests/comments/notes slipped to you during study hall to apologize.

I cant speak for Gallo, but I dont give a rat's tit about the shenanigans that go on b/w the two boards. Im here to laugh and crack jokes. All the behind the scene shit does nothing for me.

I personally dont care if I am in one of the secret forums or not, however, I think Gallo at one point was a member/mod/site owner of skatz (who wasnt?) so if you would like to "apologize", it would probably be nice to include him back in the forum, as I know he got a ton of laughs from it.

I just dont enjoy being accused of shit like this without anyone actually confronting me and asking me. You probably have a mole somewhere, and its not me, due to apathy.

[DRK Star]

...also, Id prefer an avatar less Steampunk.

Thanks...

[gay sex]

sorry bae that steam powered dildo is timeless

[Hillbilly Jim]

bros when you apologize to a female she thinks one of two things
1. im not gonna fuck this pussy
2. i own this pussy now

vaughn knows this, he will be banging beach bunnies when you are dead in the ground

[gay sex]

thats just science people

[mwh72]

In all fairness, i think Vaughn accused everybody of being the mole at one point.

The only difference in each accusation was his percent of how positive he was that each of the accused was indeed the mole.

I believe I got 51%.

[blake]

god mwh moling to druff would have been the most epic heel turn of all time

[blake]

or possibly face turn, I can't even tell anymore

[blake]

#wrestling

[mwh72]

I have been playing nice over there.

[Hillbilly Jim]

#wrestling

http://i.imgur.com/n3hF2Wv.jpg

[ElGallo]

Exactly, where has that guy been for over a year? And one thing I would consider apologizing for is bringing DRK back to bitch at me, even if it is a cameo.

Also, not sure what is alpha brah about not wanting to lie and not expecting anyone to lie to me so I can somehow apparently feel better about something.

I was busy writing AI algorithms and drinking vodka. I checked the boards on average about 4 times a month. I think at one point I went about 2 months without logging on. I don't feel above or below anyone I just didn't have much time. Our company just closed a huge deal and I had to deal with firing my CEO which is a role I had to fill. It takes up a lot of time.

No need to apologize sir, you can call me a pussy as much as you want... at the end of the day you admittedly live a miserable life where you justify your childish mentality with nonsense.... and me..... well, I don't have those obstacles. I respect you for not wanting to lie, but I still think you were gutless for not speaking to me afterwards. I'm not that scary of a guy.

As far as being in Admin, I enjoyed the LOL's and even though I didn't post much it was funny to read when I did. It's a shame a lie and wrongful accusation is what got me removed from admin.... I much rather it would have been for being inactive, but it's not a problem. I understand.

[anatine]

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[gay sex]

I think what were all glossing over is Vaughn might actually be terrible enough to say rofl fries in real life

[VaughnP]

I was busy writing AI algorithms and drinking vodka. I checked the boards on average about 4 times a month. I think at one point I went about 2 months without logging on. I don't feel above or below anyone I just didn't have much time. Our company just closed a huge deal and I had to deal with firing my CEO which is a role I had to fill. It takes up a lot of time.

No need to apologize sir, you can call me a pussy as much as you want... at the end of the day you admittedly live a miserable life where you justify your childish mentality with nonsense.... and me..... well, I don't have those obstacles. I respect you for not wanting to lie, but I still think you were gutless for not speaking to me afterwards. I'm not that scary of a guy.

As far as being in Admin, I enjoyed the LOL's and even though I didn't post much it was funny to read when I did. It's a shame a lie and wrongful accusation is what got me removed from admin.... I much rather it would have been for being inactive, but it's not a problem. I understand.

Are you really trying to brag about your job? And for the record, I had nothing to do with removing you from the admin forum, nor was I the one who originally pointed the finger at you -- literally the 4th, maybe even the 5th that agreed your were a likely suspect or at least that your account was. Expecting one to lie to you in an apology is what is completely childish here. I flat out told you that I am not sorry for doing what I felt I had to do at the time just to try and prod you for information. If you had read all the related posts in the admin forum, this all would make much more sense. Since you and DRK had ghosttowned the place, I felt I really owed either of you nothing in terms of an explanation, and was sure that someone else would explain. You two have been off the Skatz radar and I assumed would continue to be.

And I have no idea why you and that redheaded faggot keep pressing the issue that I was somehow afraid to talk to either of you about this -- that's a fucking joke. I called you out within an hour of looking into this bullshit, and to repeat again, you and the redheaded faggot are the only two out of everyone accused, myself included, that expected some sort of an apology. There must seriously be some estrogen or something in the Chiraq water supply, because you're both acting like some butthurt women. The reason why it obviously seemed like you may have had something to do with it is the fact that DRK is about the only one who would Judas us who could possibly have accessed the content, and your account suspiciously was browsing the admin forum in times that correlated with leaked information when you had otherwise been absent for a very long time. Everyone knows about your bromance work relationship, so the possibility was considered that he had somehow compromised your account. I made a mistake, as did several others in pointing the finger too soon.

[blake]

in fairness, this was like the first time i didn't accuse anyone of being a mole

[Bobby Wong]

ai algorithms got vaughans jimmies so rustled

[ElGallo]

I don't get how I was bragging. I was explaining why I was absent.

[ElGallo]

I really dislike you. And I feel myself getting ready to say stupid things that would only make me look bad so good day Vaughn, enjoy your site

[anatine]

Watery are the calves.

[VaughnP]

I really dislike you. And I feel myself getting ready to say stupid things that would only make me look bad so good day Vaughn, enjoy your site

Please say those stupid things. I know there is cholo in you somewhere -- no matter how many AI algorithms (you and DRKs next big project rofl) you have to write, CEO seats you have to fill, and how whitewashed you are, it's there waiting to burst like a piñata overstuffed with Bubu Lubu and chili coated mango suckers.

[Bobby Wong]

derek was fucking pissed when he found out he's a 16th seed in the ceo bracket

[ElGallo]

Please say those stupid things. I know there is cholo in you somewhere -- no matter how many AI algorithms (you and DRKs next big project rofl) you have to write, CEO seats you have to fill, and how whitewashed you are, it's there waiting to burst like a piñata overstuffed with Bubu Lubu and chili coated mango suckers.

No thanks man. Cheers

[gay sex]

will you nerds have a nerd off and do some program nerd shit for our amusement to bet on

[gay sex]

vaughn has to squat 300 pounds 10 times every 20 minutes as a handicap cuz hes younger

[gay sex]

jim will judge on style points

[blake]

in all seriousness, i don't think any of us even knew gallo had admin access. i can't remember him ever making any posts there.

[blake]

but the most ridiculous part of this thread is vaughn getting offended at someone else's not-so-subtle brag posts

[gay sex]

i knew he had admin cuz i put him in there cuz we were secret best friends once that you guys didnt know about

now real talk i want this nerd shit to happen i will as a bonus give a review of guardians of the galaxy later tonight so lets get it on faglords

[blake]

:popcorn

[VaughnP]

but the most ridiculous part of this thread is vaughn getting offended at someone else's not-so-subtle brag posts

Yeah, but I am never being serious when doing so, though they have all been fact based.

[VaughnP]

Meaning I am fully aware that they will come across as douchey, and do so on purpose.

[anatine]

see guys? he do--d-ddd-dooes it on purpose.

[blake]

http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/10-534-2.jpg

[DRK Star]

Are you really trying to brag about your job? And for the record, I had nothing to do with removing you from the admin forum, nor was I the one who originally pointed the finger at you -- literally the 4th, maybe even the 5th that agreed your were a likely suspect or at least that your account was. Expecting one to lie to you in an apology is what is completely childish here. I flat out told you that I am not sorry for doing what I felt I had to do at the time just to try and prod you for information. If you had read all the related posts in the admin forum, this all would make much more sense. Since you and DRK had ghosttowned the place, I felt I really owed either of you nothing in terms of an explanation, and was sure that someone else would explain. You two have been off the Skatz radar and I assumed would continue to be.

And I have no idea why you and that redheaded faggot keep pressing the issue that I was somehow afraid to talk to either of you about this -- that's a fucking joke. I called you out within an hour of looking into this bullshit, and to repeat again, you and the redheaded faggot are the only two out of everyone accused, myself included, that expected some sort of an apology. There must seriously be some estrogen or something in the Chiraq water supply, because you're both acting like some butthurt women. The reason why it obviously seemed like you may have had something to do with it is the fact that DRK is about the only one who would Judas us who could possibly have accessed the content, and your account suspiciously was browsing the admin forum in times that correlated with leaked information when you had otherwise been absent for a very long time. Everyone knows about your bromance work relationship, so the possibility was considered that he had somehow compromised your account. I made a mistake, as did several others in pointing the finger too soon.

Vaughn, I dont care enough to be "butthurt". What I care about is being falsely accused of something. And if you think, someone like me, who doesnt spend time here (and its not because Im banned...Its due to apathy) would "Judas" your site (a site full of people apparently taking private messages and making them public behind people's backs), you have no fucking clue what goes on around here.

Its obvious you accused us without bringing it up to us first, you publicly proclaimed it, and then hid when we wanted you to admit you were wrong. Now, you are going to "hilariously" (sic) refer to me as a ginger faggot. You're a class fucking act. Great job here.

[gay sex]

so whens the hackathon coming ive seen social network lets goooooo

[gay sex]

and wow at jim coming through with zero womens tennis bets

[anatine]

I find it genuinely fitting that Drk and Gallo basically just ended this site by burning Vaughns crops and salting the earth when they were done.

[gay sex]

whatever dog this captains going down with the ship, and i will stay here howling at the moon till dave creeps his old face back in here

[gay sex]

true story i was tired and had a couple smokey mezcal rum pineapple agave citrus cocktails before the movie so actually fell asleep for like the final battle scene but i did place the voice of the bad guy as the slick marketing character from halt and catch fire movie was good i guess

and spoiler no spoiler alert the ending shit you wait for has nothing to do with like iron man apparently its some character called howard the duck that im only semi aware of the name and the meme for it being like the biggest flop ever or something

[gay sex]

benecio del toro needed to be in the movie waaay longer also

[VaughnP]

People can't break the Skatz drug addiction that easily.

[gay sex]

shutup vaughn

[Hillbilly Jim]

true story i was tired and had a couple smokey mezcal rum pineapple agave citrus cocktails before the movie so actually fell asleep for like the final battle scene but i did place the voice of the bad guy as the slick marketing character from halt and catch fire movie was good i guess

and spoiler no spoiler alert the ending shit you wait for has nothing to do with like iron man apparently its some character called howard the duck that im only semi aware of the name and the meme for it being like the biggest flop ever or something
http://i.imgur.com/1bhv4Dn.jpg

[blake]

this thread has very little actual poker content

[DRK Star]

I find it genuinely fitting that Drk and Gallo basically just ended this site by burning Vaughns crops and salting the earth when they were done.




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[VaughnP]

I tried my hardest to open the Gallo floodgates, nearly got there, but the guy is too much of a class act. I don't get how he associates with the above ginger troglodyte.

[anatine]

The VaughnP Forum Management System


http://i.imgur.com/gxj4fh7.gif

[blake]

can we at least all agree that gallo getting outraged about getting kicked out of admin is lol since he hasn't posted in about four years

[blake]

if anyone should be outraged it's chaps

[VaughnP]

My actual forum management system:

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[blake]

My actual forum management system:

http://i.imgur.com/aBiyz8W.jpg

[DRK Star]

My actual forum management system:

http://i.imgur.com/dKRlN.jpg

[Behemoth]

Cool story bros


:noose

:noose

:noose

:noose


:hof

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/20QoN1R.jpg

[Suicide King]

I seriously took time out of my day to get my Pw back for this faggotry?

[VaughnP]

I'm going to apologize for creating a thread that DRK posted multiple times in, Pollo.

[gay sex]

I am doing so much coke right now

[DRK Star]

Tags

$10 suckets of hog towne brewery, capt vaughn of the s.s. embarrassment, drk actually does listen to bro country, gallo in touch with his feminine side, jim is an aspiring bro country artist, jim listens to bro country, pike rubs it to granny porn, playground politics, vaughn = "apology challenged", vaughn = complete inbred, vaughn plays near power lines, vaughn speaks like ty webb



Vaughn, you're a fucking eggplant...

[Behemoth]

I am doing so much coke right now

They make lemon coke now bae?

[Hillbilly Jim]

They make lemon coke now bae?

http://i.imgur.com/x6hnUsC.jpg

[gay sex]

real i had a tangerine juice mixed with odwalla protein and a club soda for breakfast today along with half a crossigly cuz you knows i gots to

[Bobby Wong]

you should just save yourself a step and have the girl at jamba juice throw an eightball into your smoothie instead of the antioxidant blend

[gay sex]

its getting to that point i did chug a raspberry banana with an energy boost like 2 hours

[Behemoth]

bumping it

[DRK Star]

I'm going to apologize for creating a thread that DRK posted multiple times in, Pollo.




http://i.imgur.com/vYPZUOT.gif

[gay sex]

Jim is an aspiring bro country artist was the realest tag of 2014

[blake]

http://www.cherryplucker.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/10-534-2.jpg

i feel like this post was underrated

[gay sex]

that was and jim greenlighting vaughn in some place called napghanistan was amazing

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/iXzVrG0.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/PXmzJmC.jpg

[Behemoth]

Lacy my dear

[VaughnP]

My posts on the first page of this thread made me genuinely lol, forgot all about this. I thought for a second I was back on an old troll account on NWP or Boris.

[Behemoth]

Is the ice palace still around?

[Militant Quacks]

Well at least someone likes vaughns posts

[gay sex]

i feel like jack would own turtles if he could afford them

[Bobby Wong]

i feel like one time jack probably paid off some debts by crossing international borders with 30 or 40 endangered turtles down his pants

[gay sex]

I'm literally at a bowling alley doing couples bowl and it's.popping off I'm semi ashamed of myself

[gay sex]

http://imgur.com/wz5bfQA