btw realest thing ever im sittign here drinking chivas

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and watching a dude with a pony tail berate his indian tech support on the app he developed while he does coke itsssssss crazy hilarious hes talking about skins and has a giant pile of coke next to him with earbuds in cuz hes verrrrrrrry serious

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him and dr gupta are not getting along DONT SEND ME ANOTHER TEST APP FIX IT ONCE AND DONT LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN sunil is getting berated bro

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rofl now hes talking about servers

[gay sex]

lol sunil is laughing at him and hes going ARE WE GONNA KEEP PLAYING GAMES

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I DONT KNOW HOW MANY PROJECTS YOURE WORKING ON

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lol he just said you need to have a serious talk with your head your developer every problem i send you every design point i send you we shouldnt be going back and forth OH DOUBLE CHECK IT this is high comedy

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WE DIDNTGET MUCH DONE I NEED ANOTHER MEETING TOMORROW bro we were sposed to talk to jeet today also dude high powered shit is going down here

[Hillbilly Jim]

threaten to kill russel peters, that will get shit done in a hurry

[anatine]

im not even exaggerating when i say im utterly enthralled by the convo gay sex is proxying right now.

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it was incredible

[Hillbilly Jim]

-68LOe6V7Ac

[Bobby Wong]

appalling

[Hillbilly Jim]

V8R8Z26Lxmw
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[gay sex]

id tell you the name of my friends app that just got some 16 percent funding bought but i cant have it leading back to me while i talk shit about it

[Hillbilly Jim]

i heard it was basically the grinder for lesbians and you and your friend try to have threeesomes with lumberjacks and mechanics

[gay sex]

i want to say not close but thats very close to accurate

[Hillbilly Jim]

i told druff what restaruant you were at and he found out what the app was

[gay sex]

plz stop blowing up my dennys spot

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also if you want to narrow it down he literally smokes capri lights

[gay sex]

like its embarrassing to be around

[Hillbilly Jim]

an indian that speaks in 3rd person with a dj from ghana is the realest thing in this thread

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you know i cant click your videos anymore bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

Who is the dude with the “Honey” necklace in the new video?
That’s DJ Mutumbo, a good friend of mine from Ghana. He’s Dhananjay’s best friend. He always hangs out with him. He’s the 40 to my Drake.

Do you actually have a bunch of phones?
I have more than two phones actually. All iPhone 5S’s; I have three or four of ‘em lying around. And a BlackBerry.

Do you still live on-campus?
Dhananjay couldn’t be cooped up in a dorm somewhere.

What’s up with the Newports?
Newports were the first cigarettes I ever smoked. I love the aesthetic.

What’s the reaction at school been like?
It’s been great. A lot of girls say what up. A lot of girls wanna be in the next video.

Have girls been tapdancing into your Twitter DMs?
Sadly, it’s more of a bro crew on Twitter. But everything I do is for the ladies. Dhananjay loves them

[Hillbilly Jim]

DJ MUTUMBO

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jesus christ

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i love the aesthetic plus his pack of shitty iphones is too much bro

[gay sex]

does this guy even pull girls out of the audience and serenade them with hold on were going home in concert

[Hillbilly Jim]

kids drinking bud ice on a porch while a masked ghanaian named dj mutumbo lights his smoke
thats really real son

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shoulda been a steel reserve

[Hillbilly Jim]

:ugh

[gay sex]

i will not have you hating on that 8.1 percent booze bro

[gay sex]

whats a bud ice like 6 get real with your life dhanjay

[Hillbilly Jim]

in some states steel reserves is real low because of ridiculsou laws

[gay sex]

the fact you know that is terrifying and life affirming for me at the same time

[gay sex]

i have a hotel in dc might be way too smooth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb9eec0Mxn0 dhanjay needs to step it up

[Hillbilly Jim]

googled steel reserve after you mentioned it because i thought you meant that terrible beer in pittsburgh

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bro were not talking yuengling

[Behemoth]

also if you want to narrow it down he literally smokes capri lights

http://a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/117/09667143636d41e38f4739e0099ef43e/l.jpg

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TOO SOON

[Behemoth]

Scotch is disgusting Gare.

[Hillbilly Jim]

bro were not talking yuengling

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3607/3424867521_f8160c0b52_z.jpg

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rofl shout out to the brew that almost ruined wongs life

[Behemoth]

Gare scotch is for old men who's palates have been destroyed by years of Jim Beam abuse.

BOOM

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just lol at you bro

[Behemoth]

I don't hear a valid argument so I'm gonna go ahead and put this one in the win column for me. Carry on

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the valid argument is youre insanely wrong

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and im not even saying chivas is that great but its what we ended up with

[Behemoth]

Figured you'd be into the bacon flavored craft beers Gary

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i literally was at a liqour store 2 days ago and some 5 foot 1 old woman walks in and straight up asks the probably 22 year old girl who knew next to zero at the counter i need a sweet wine a house wine and bacon flavored vodka

[Hillbilly Jim]

gay sex was once kicked off a plane for having a bottle of bowmore up his ass

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/rEZLaHN.jpg

[gay sex]

and this is why were the greatest non porn non streaming movie site on the planet

dave were pouring out a little for you

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also i feel like thats way more writing utensils then youll ever need bro

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also god only knows what wong does on twitter

[Hillbilly Jim]

wong is the number one hand written vinyl reviewer in the rust belt bro
kid pumps out 8 reviews a day

[Bobby Wong]

also god only knows what wong does on twitter

i've hecka tweeted at you gare and i was a little sad when you didn't follow me

[Bobby Wong]

but mostly i retweet a lot of bike racing shit and most of it's not even in english

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/breaking-away1.jpg

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i dont follow scrubs with egg avatars buddy

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my dad loves that movie

[gay sex]

liiiiiiiitttle overrated if were being honest

[Hillbilly Jim]

liiiiiiiitttle overrated if were being honest

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=12http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=21http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=2&pictureid=138

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aaaand dave attell just favorited a tweet where i told him to simmer down so were capping the realness off today very seriously

[gay sex]

your move robert

[Bobby Wong]

phil gaimon favorited a tweet i made about bananagrams last week bro

[gay sex]

god only knows what that means also ive been going ham on lolpfa legit some of the dumbest people on earth and jsearles has emerged as goat, diiiiiiid not see this coming

[gay sex]

one of these morons couldnt figure out how juice on sports bets works its really amazing over there

[gay sex]

hat tip druff you brought em in

[Hillbilly Jim]

Overweight, grumpy, slumped on the couch, and going nowhere fast at age 16, Phil Gaimon began riding a bicycle with the ambition of shedding a few pounds

sounds a lil bit like gay sex until the last part

[Hillbilly Jim]

earlier i was watching this 18 year old masturbate in a barnes and noble bathroom and i couldnt get hard because the thought of watching her get arrested and then having to register as a sex offender for the rest of her life was too real

:realtalk

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dang your new bae sounds baller as fuck bro