Dollars and Sense

[behemoth old]

Federal prisoners sentenced to life without parole cost us millions of dollars a year. They will never get out and will only make other people's lives miserable while they're in prison. Given the opportunity, could you kill these men?

[Hillbilly Jim]

why wastethat 40 cents bro?
hecka have them strangle eachother
there will always be more to strangle eachother

or hecka just lock them up brazil style with 150 in a cell meant for 10 and then let them eat eachother to survive

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair only half of that is brazil style

[behemoth old]

That's why I like you Jim. You're always using your head. We could take the 10 hardest criminals from each prison and televise a battle royale style fight to the death. PPV, merch, we could turn it into a money maker. Then we could make brackets of the winners of those top 10's and do it all over again. Public is stupid and would pay for each fight. Way better ratings than UFC or WWE.

:winning

[behemoth old]

Also a movie called Bladerunner. Also a movie based on convict fighting called Lock Up.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i think we should let rich white people hunt them like that ice t movie

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

kill using the teeth of deceased convicts.

[behemoth old]

kill using the teeth of deceased convicts.


Good idea, but over half of convict teeth are sold as scrap gold and turned into a QVC $99 necklace. That necklace is originally $269.99. That's a helluva value dawg.

[behemoth old]

Wow, we've sold over 400 pieces in the last 30 seconds! Get in on this one folks they won't last!

[ElGallo]

I'm a liberal hippie.... let them enjoy anal rape in jail..... I don't want to be responsible for killing any human being. Also, the number of times we are wrong and people get freed for shit they didnt do is outrages. I'm not an eye for an eye guy.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i dont thnk its an eye for eye thing bro, its an we are paying a ridiculous amount of money to let these savages live thing

i say we hecak make them all work and pay for their vacation or they get strangled or hunted
have them make our toys instead of chinese kids

[ElGallo]

I agree they should have to work a lot more.... They should be making our toys and should also be the ones catching our Alaskan King crab. That shit is delicious... would be better if it were cheaper.

[Hillbilly Jim]

all these shit countries with no minimum wage is whats killing us
hecka make those prisoners work for $5 a day and watch america take the world over again doggs

[ElGallo]

Ummm.... Undocumented peeps work for like $30 a day.... I agree with you... We need more Undocumented aliens.... We're on the same wave length bro

[gay sex]

.s and such had to continue that thought

[Hillbilly Jim]

yeah thats where they belong and then The blacks can get start doing yard work

[Been]

making them work won't happen cause they're retarded and lazy

[Hillbilly Jim]

if they dont work they get raped by everybody that does work

[jiveturkeysuckafool]

or they die.

[Been]

so you want concentration camps, not prisons. i agree that these guys are better off dead. but the point is society is supposed to be better than the murderers

[Hillbilly Jim]

we are better by simply not committing crimes that get us locked up for life dumbass

[ElGallo]

we are better by simply not committing crimes that get us locked up for life dumbass

Allegedly

[Hillbilly Jim]

othello is as bad as them for his attempted murder that somehow he talked down to a lesser charge

[Been]

we are better by simply not committing crimes that get us locked up for life dumbass

gl on relaying that message to everyone with an 80ish iq

[behemoth old]

all these shit countries with no minimum wage is whats killing us
hecka make those prisoners work for $5 a day and watch america take the world over again doggs


I don't think they pay them anything. The chinese have been making their lifers do leather and other work with chemicals that slowly kill them for a long time. Asians have no souls.

[behemoth old]

Also, the number of times we are wrong and people get freed for shit they didnt do is outrages.



Cmon dude. It doesn't happen enough to do away with putting these animals down.

[behemoth old]

Ok pussies, if you're not willing to kill these useless fucks, let's arm them and ship them over to Central America to start our next war.

[behemoth old]

New idea for lifers. Convert them all to Islam, then put them into detainee camps for suspicion of terrorism. Pass new legislation that deems them traitors and guilty of treason and execute them nice and legal like. BOOM.

[behemoth old]

New idea:


Top Shot: on location

Each week Top Shot goes to a different federal prison. All lifers are lined up and the first man to shoot and kill 50 is that week's winner. Two men who kill the least are sent to compete in a single elimination round where the remaining prisoners are lined up. First man to kill 20 moves on.

[Steerpike]

I have seen both seasons of Top Shot.

Shout out to Colby Donaldson.

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