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01-09-2015, 10:52 PM
According to breatheheavy (via the New York Post), Justin Bieber was a little dick on the set of his photoshoot for Calvin Klein. And I mean that literally. They airbrushed the shit out of him, including giving him a bigger dick. A source told the site:
"He was basically a douche. He hit on [model Lara Stone] several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child... Bieber specified he wanted to look 'taller and buff.' Bigger bulge implied."
I honestly can't make this story any funnier than "Justin Bieber has a small dick," so let's just leave it there. Justin Bieber has a small dick.
UPDATE: Aw fuck, I couldn't leave it alone. Just look at Justin's triceps and back on the airbrushed picture. You know who has triceps and a back like that in real life? The Rock. Justin Bieber did not hit the gym and turn into The Rock last week. ...read full story (http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2015/01/justin-bieber-bulge.php)
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"He was basically a douche. He hit on [model Lara Stone] several times and she had to stop him, basically calling him out on being just a child... Bieber specified he wanted to look 'taller and buff.' Bigger bulge implied."
I honestly can't make this story any funnier than "Justin Bieber has a small dick," so let's just leave it there. Justin Bieber has a small dick.
UPDATE: Aw fuck, I couldn't leave it alone. Just look at Justin's triceps and back on the airbrushed picture. You know who has triceps and a back like that in real life? The Rock. Justin Bieber did not hit the gym and turn into The Rock last week. ...read full story (http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2015/01/justin-bieber-bulge.php)
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