*cue Enya music*

[SkyNigger]

Hey guys, hey Jim good to see you back - it's been a long time.

Um, I am typing with one hand because my right arm is all but torn off by filthy blunt daggers directed from my flank and I never saw them arrive until I felt the searing pain - and also one very sharp ugly bent blade which takes chunks of skin every time. It's really quite something! I quite admire it's record against my soft tender righteous flesh.

I am weary and tired of the stench of fighting these filthy masses. I am too weak to take it anymore and it's not just my lack of blood from China's amazing fucking faggotry in deleting my single favourite post I have made on Internet forums lifetime and turning the subsequent [what should have been amazing ultimate glory] into the abortion it is when you post without realising a nigger traitor has sliced open the area above your ham pocket and your kidneys are distended whilst you fight on for glory, looking like a right twit as a result.

My wang had a near miss and is fine, thank you for asking. But other body extremities cannot boast such luck. I guess that was the last bale of faggot straw and I have only frail shoulders weakened from almost a year of battling these filthy hordes. They are too strong. I am outnumbered and outclassed and outplayed endlessly by their uncrafty filth which takes me by surprise every time because I am but a simple soldier fighting for honour.

As you all know I take very Internet posting seriously and put my heart and soul and wang into the creation of my posts, and I feel all 25,000 of them are my children and I love each and every one equally. But my favourite of the equals....losing my favourite child has eliminated all resolve. I wish to negotiate terms of surrender I fear will not be forthcoming due to my weakened, almost non-existent lines. I will have to flee and I'm yelling now as I race away from the Hordes who have my number.

I wish you all stuff and etc and am changing to random blind passwords and then discarding all my logins for forums which have relations to Skatz, distant or bonded by filthy blood or some such treachery.

I love writing goodbye posts and I hope I shall write more in the future - but I fear that day could be very distant.

I think I shall miss myself the most, but you all are definitely right up there.

Ok bye for now. Bye Jim.

*cut tear-jerking Enya music*

*****INTERMISSION For The Drying of Eyes and Comforting of Any Hysterical Women******

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[mama luigi]

just have fun postign. quit caring!!

[gay sex]

lol scooters the worst

[gay sex]

btw jim you need to be personally embarrassed by that shout out

[mama luigi]

yup

[mama luigi]

yup. if you have a face it should be very hot

[mama luigi]

im actually a little angry at scooter

[blake]

heavily drugged and sleep deprived scooter is my favorite scooter.

[blake]

My watching dexter was the final straw I think.

[Steerpike]

blake has been watching dexter?

what's sensible about that bro?

[anatine]

BVrXHOmM56s

[MistaCobalina]

:horsepalm


well, at least scooter didn't change the password of the scuter account, so I can continue to covertly mod this place behind gare's back.

[mama luigi]

k8jPzRLa1LY

[mama luigi]

thises japan. thises very funny.

[blake]

k8jPzRLa1LY&

I hate that this automatically starts for me as soon as I click on this page.

edited to remove the link because I compounded the problem.

[blake]

jesus, would a mod please delete those autoplay youtube videos?

luigi, a little help here?

at least delete the autoplay?

[gay sex]

uige serving your ass right now black

[blake]

:horsepalm


well, at least scooter didn't change the password of the scuter account, so I can continue to covertly mod this place behind gare's back.

I've been wondering if anyone has been modding this place recently. Haven't seen you or vaughn in a while.

[blake]

and just to clarify, did scooter really leave the internet because china deleted his post and banned him for 24 hours?

wtf

[gay sex]

day late a lango short my dog

[MistaCobalina]

I've been wondering if anyone has been modding this place recently. Haven't seen you or vaughn in a while.

the scuter account is a ghost.... the only "modding" i do log onto the account about once a weeek and comb through about 50 or so new " accounts" looking for one that looks even remotely unspam, then delete 99.9 percent of accounts. And I also make tiny, subtle edits to gare posts 3 months and older to see if he notices, and as of yet he has not.

[gay sex]

i swear to god if you deleted my homey buisnessonlineblog ill kill you

[blake]

WHAT THE FUCK?

FIRST JIM, THEN SCOOTER, NOW BUSINESSONLINEBLOG?

TOUGH MONTH FOR SKATZ.

[blake]

I'm afraid yup won this thread.

[rum dick]

yup


yup indeed.

[rum dick]

I'm afraid yup won this thread.

who is yup?

[rum dick]

K. I'm retired from the interweb too.

[rum dick]

If anybody needs me, I'll be slipping roofies into Scooter's Lobsteritas.

[rum dick]

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Rum Dick


the password is nadodon.

[blake]

who is yup?

yup is neverstop

[blake]

SOMEONE TURN OFF LUIGI'S AUTOPLAY YOUTUBE VIDEO

[gay sex]

never

[VaughnP]

I posted in the other thread without reading any of it or this thread first.

[blake]

I posted in the other thread without reading any of it or this thread first.

yeah, scooter's gone.

[gay sex]

step ur skype game up me and sky play chess like its 1986 and text each other moves

[blake]

I literally didn't understand any of that.

[gay sex]

reference to old people playing chess over reg mail and taking like 2 months to finish a game, i read that that shit happened

also me and sky got that skype but never log on, it was multifaceted and such

[Steerpike]

it's called correspondence chess gary

[mama luigi]

niggerwo9MD-hwsDY&autoplay=1

[blake]

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=58

NEVER FORGET

[gay sex]

goodnight sweet prince

[gay sex]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdMiFglxwnQ&feature=player_embedded

[blake]

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[mama luigi]

reminder that scooter is lurking to see if anyones posted in here yet lol

[blake]

reminder that scooter is lurking to see if anyones posted in here yet lol

The ironic part is that he is almost definitely on the site more now than when he was actually posting.

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=6&pictureid=59

Also, scooter really does look like he's in a gay bar here.

I feel if I keep posting pictures of him, he'll have to show himself. Or he'll shut down the site. Too close to call.

[gay sex]

true story scooter paid 700 dollars for an autographed copy of the cruel intentions II script, just because he loves amy adams that much

true story

[Vwls with one L dammit]

My wang had a near miss and is fine, thank you for asking.

God this is a tasty morsel. Considering for siggy.

[gay sex]

dont make light of possible testicle removal, the amy adams autographed script thing is 100 percent true though

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Please fill me in (not meant literally). Why would you have to remove your testicles?

[gay sex]

its not polite to talk about another mans business, but there was battery of tests and the old girl came out the other side right as rain

[gay sex]

how are you not more interested in him literally paying 700 dollars for the script for cruel intention 2 though

[Vwls with one L dammit]

I dunno, testicles interest me more I guess.

[gay sex]

im sorry buying the script for cruel intentions 2 on ebay trumps personal health

[blake]

im sorry buying the script for cruel intentions 2 on ebay trumps personal health

I'm siding with vwls on this one. Silicone testicle > cruel intentions script.

[anatine]

yeah maybe on a SKATES site. but this is SKATZ NIGGA.

CRUEL INTENTIONS SCRIPT TRUMPS APPROXIMATELY EVERYTHING FOR EVER.

[gay sex]

it was ci 2 btw so get serious

[gay sex]

he honestly is close to stalking amy adams

[blake]

you guys aren't really thinking of the hofness of imitation testicles.

[gay sex]

blake i invented hypothetical plastic testicles on skype idiot

[blake]

blake i invented hypothetical plastic testicles on skype idiot

wow I feel silly.

[gay sex]

its what i do my boy

[blake]

but I'm pretty sure scooter complained of losing his balls on numerous occasions. in which case, they would be replaced by fake balls. i think that would really happen.

[gay sex]

and where did he get that idea

[blake]

also, true story, i'm watching a new south park where everyone gave themselves testicular cancer so they can get medicinal marijuana. they're bouncing around on huge balls. it's pretty funny.

[blake]

and where did he get that idea

well, if anything scooter was saying was true, from the doctor I would assume.

[gay sex]

other forces were at work

[blake]

I am now going to bash you anonymously at sonatine poker.

[blake]

lol, micon just gave a shoutout to skatz poker on dd radio.

[gay sex]

you seriously listen to donkdown radio?


jesus god damn christ blake

[blake]

you seriously listen to donkdown radio?


jesus god damn christ blake

literally less than 5 times, but I clicked on DD and saw the radio flashing. i would normally be passed out by this time of night but i'm not working tomorrow.

[gay sex]

love u my dog, shout out to our counterfeit money operation

[blake]

but I'm pretty sure scooter complained of losing his balls on numerous occasions. in which case, they would be replaced by fake balls. i think that would really happen.

:this

[SkyNigger]

reminder that scooter is lurking to see if anyones posted in here yet lol

was not lol

he honestly is close to stalking amy adams

this is actually true. also cruel intentions 2 > ben wah balls

:twilight

[blake]

hof thread

[SkyNigger]

hof thread

This was precision timing and somehow perfect.

I am now going to bash you anonymously at sonatine poker.

I love Goodbye posts. I used to get my fill of them on ThaiVisa where they are always hof threads because cries for attention are hilarious; you gotta be careful with their use or you could find your Self considering suicide over your mishandling of a lame cry for attention on a fucking expatriate forum.

Those guys are brutal. I would have my initial derision and scorn turned into sentimentality and genuine concern for the welfare of these pitiful jokes. The bullying these imbeciles would induce, imagining that anyone can give a fuck what they do let alone do the whole "oh noes pls stay we value and will miss you x x" thing I think they somehow manage to convince themselves will occur.

*** Warning: Spoiler ***


Yeah that just doesn't happen.

But some polarised stuff can ensue. A little more brutal than emotionally damaged Toddlers are used to. Pretty sure some have kicked the bucket for real as a result of saying goodbye to an Internet forum. Serious business? It's funny when it is so long as it doesn't involve you.