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[anatine]

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[gay sex]

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[USC]

:glory

[USC]

wins the internets

[GAMBLE-BOT]

they started a corporation to do this shit right dawwwwwgs

[blake]

shout out to donkdown lurkers. check out this other great thread.

http://www.skatzpoker.com/forums/showthread.php?t=552

this is the kind of premium content you can expect to see here.

[mama luigi]

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[DankBlaniels]

hello

[DankBlaniels]

parko is god

[DankBlaniels]

skatzpoker.com blowing up

[mama luigi]

its a good time to be posting.

[rum dick]

its a good time to be posting.

It really is

[gay sex]

should have been skatzpokerdotcom.com doomed this enterprise from the start

[SkyNigger]

I'm literally like 90% sure that skatzpokerdotcom.com is either my idea or Tappers. I can't remember which genius was responsible but I'm going to go with me.

It sounds like my kind of semi-retarded genius (all comedy has its roots in semi-retardation, and all brilliance for that matter).

I don't actually know if that's true or if any of it makes sense. Did you know that Soy milk is literally like 3 x the milk that milk is? That's as true a fact as any. Maybe you know that already? Maybe you best watch your Self before you kick yourself sticking your bound feet in the mouth of that gook face of yours. If you didn't know, you can thank me later. If you did, kindly explain why you didn't inform me?

I didn't logon today to talk about soy milk. There was another reason. The soy milk was a pretext.

So like this ghost tried to communicate with me by doing what is only possible if you break the laws of physics (you understand, I'm not joking; either the laws of physics are bunk or...? Hah I have no other theories - do you?)

No, I know how you 'theorise'. But shrugging off what you cannot understand as merely "one of those things" is why you're too stupid to be alive. Which is why you're kept alive. Which is why I'm going to die.

You haven't won, you nincompoop. You can't beat the game by failing at Life. But you'd stand an outside chance of fluking it, if you started drinking soy milk instead of making Pasteur Inc rich by drinking regular old milk.

Hah. I'm literally amazing. But I know you think intellectual property rights makes...sense. What do you care, you'll never think of anything worth the paperwork. But you might, if you started drinking soy.

Soy milk is like what milk tried to be, valiantly attempted to be but, ultimately, couldn't quite manage to achieve. You might think I'm fucking around but the joke would be on you if you didn't respect the Truth. Soy milk and I (and possibly another ghost or supernatural entity, who I have every reason to imagine looks like this girl below)...we'll all be literally looking down our noses at you and laughing at you.

Because you're pitiful. But in a good way!

http://i.imgur.com/blyRv.gif

[MistaCobalina]

Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure I've talked about my love of soy milk (as purely an taste choice, and not a health or lactose intolerance choice) and have been mocked for it. But, well.. fuck it. I have to support americas soy bean growers, any way I can.

[Bobby Wong]

The best thing about all the various soy, almond, rice, etc milks is that the default flavor is vanilla. Even people who think they like cow milk would really prefer something the same consistency but with a vanilla flavor. It just tastes so much whiter.

[MistaCobalina]

get serious, wong. I drink room temperature water, and unsweetened, unflavored soy.

[SkyNigger]

get serious, wong. I drink room temperature water, and unsweetened, unflavored soy.

Wait. What?

I'm pretty sure I was drinking 100% natural soy yesterday and it was sweet-ish tasting. Like a more full-ish creamy milk.

Of course, it's not beyond the realm of possibility that the producers lied about how healthy it was.

Also theoretically possible is that I got sucked in by the fancy graphics. Of course I cannot read fine print, especially when it's in Thai.

http://i.imgur.com/dleuG.png

[MistaCobalina]

Wait. What?

I'm pretty sure I was drinking 100% natural soy yesterday and it was sweet-ish tasting. Like a more full-ish creamy milk.

Of course, it's not beyond the realm of possibility that the producers lied about how healthy it was.

Also theoretically possible is that I got sucked in by the fancy graphics. Of course I cannot read fine print, especially when it's in Thai.

http://i.imgur.com/dleuG.png


I think unflavored, unsweetened soy tastes sweet enough on its own, I like it. But a lot of soy adds sugar (or other sweeteners) and like wong said, a lot of it adds vanillia. Which is delicious, I just don't need the sugar, since I mostly use soy on cereal which is sweet enough on it's own.

[VaughnP]

Almond milk uber alles.

[VaughnP]

Actually, I'm glad to see most of you rubes avoiding actual Milk. We're not calves. That shit puts 2lbs a day on beasts that are intended to be 10x our size. My grandpa always told me that doctors even in the 50s and 60s tended to agree on one thing at the bottom of it all, and that is to avoid milk. He had been convinced of a link between diabetes and dairy for decades, for example.

I don't think I've had a glass of it or any imitation kind either in 2012, and I can't remember the last time I had a bowl of cereal, maybe once this year. I do remember trying almond milk, but am I really missing out on something with this soy shit? Milk seems kinda disgusting to me by itself, and I have never tried anything more than a sip of soy on two or three occasions because of my hate for the actual stuff.

[gay sex]

women drink almond milk vaughn

[VaughnP]

I was trolling with the uber alles post. I've had like 3ozs of almond milk lifetime.

[gay sex]

well vaughn 3 ounces = 88 milliliters of almond milk and the average male ejaculates about to 1 to 3 millys

so vaughn while ur not a virginal woman ur not a total whore

[VaughnP]

Thanks for that obviously expert analysis.

[gay sex]

vaughn for a gay man in ur age range ur obviously undersexed

[Bobby Wong]

gare hecka ejaculating 1 mL, kids testosterone so low

[gay sex]

its probably low from chugging nonfalt milk

[VaughnP]

Stop projecting your closeted homosexuality on me, Gare.

[gay sex]

gonna need u saying uber alles some more vaughn

[VaughnP]

Garence's 2D:4D digit ratio is obviously greater than 1.

[VaughnP]

You can't handle those kind of science backed insults, let's just be honest.

[gay sex]

oh dear sweet vaughn

[gay sex]

was it a guy in a leotard at the gym who told you about that while spotting you

[gay sex]

balls getting achingly close to your outstretched head on the bench

[gay sex]

holding that 10th rep and then having a cooldown smoothie to talk about fingers and steroids over some prepackaged apple slices

[gay sex]

gaze drifting longingly out the door when marcus headed to his 1997 mazda

[VaughnP]

Stop projecting your closeted homosexual fantasies on me, Gare.

[gay sex]

rofl ull recapture those times again were all sure of it vaughn

[VaughnP]

But real talk, I learned originally about digit ratio in AP Biology my sophomore year in high school. I would bet yours is really high, bro.

[gay sex]

HE DOESNT MEAN IT MARCUS, YOU TAUGHT HIM THAT

[VaughnP]

If I were Dave, I would challenge you to a 2D:4D battle is all I'm saying.

[gay sex]

oh dave and i will go

[gay sex]

losers going to ur civil ceremony vaughn

[VaughnP]

Those girlish arms don't bode well for your chances against Dave in this one.

[gay sex]

vaughn me and dave will settle on the field of battle after he dips into the scotch, u worry about drinking down those milliliters

[VaughnP]

One day you're gonna wake up and suddenly realize what all these emotional outbursts, empty packs of Misty's cigarettes, emotional junk food eating, and binge drinking to Teen Mom and internet posting under the pseudonym "gay sex" really means. And when you do, it will be glorious, and we'll be here for you, Gare.

[gay sex]

no one knows what misty cigarettes are

[gay sex]

and vaughn this is about you drinking warm almond milk you seem like ur really projecting bro

[gay sex]

but just 3 ounces that couple times though big guy

[VaughnP]

You compared almond milk to semen.

Thanks for that obviously expert analysis.

[gay sex]

because women and u both drink it vaughn

[VaughnP]

Whatever you say, Garence. This is obviously a sore subject for you.

[gay sex]

rofl

[gay sex]

vaughn it was technically cuz i found this in the fridge today and u retards were talking about soy milk

http://twitpic.com/ajhozg but im sorry about you and marcus we and dave will both be there and the gift will be brookstone helicopters

[rum dick]

vaughn me and dave will settle on the field of battle after he dips into the scotch, u worry about drinking down those milliliters

As long as we aren't talking sheep dip you're on

[rum dick]

losers going to ur civil ceremony vaughn

Losers officiating it

[gay sex]

RAISING THE STAKES

[blake]

coming out of the closet

http://i.imgur.com/0nk9s.jpg

[gay sex]

i literally had a thing of chocolate cake and im like plz bring me milk and hendo came back with almond milk im never forgiving that, tRYYYYYYYY IT ITS SOOOO GOOD, i was on life tilt

[gay sex]

also shout out to blakes family refilling pelligrino bottles with salt and club soda when guests arrive, we know that screw top isnt factory sealed

[blake]

also shout out to blakes family refilling pelligrino bottles with salt and club soda when guests arrive, we know that screw top isnt factory sealed

yeah none of us drink pellegrino, have no idea what that's doing there

[blake]

PREMIUM CONTENT FOLKS

[rum dick]

Wait ensure and no orange soda. Wtf?

[rum dick]

Jesus Christ there is hope for the next generation of Asian African American toddlers

[Bobby Wong]

i want to know more about this undershelf bottle rack, how have i never seen one of them before?

[gay sex]

NITA RUNNING GAME ON THE SIDE

[gay sex]

cuz wongs refrigerator is a dearskin filled with dry ice yall

[Bobby Wong]

i got one of them thermos bottles and the dang thing keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold but whats got me confused is how do it know?

[gay sex]

dont try to go hillbilly now kid

[rum dick]

Ah jeez light butter with sea salt. Don't know which is worse..that such a thing exists or that I'm stuck on a farm bored enough to play where's Waldo with Blake's fridge.

[gay sex]

oh everyones doing it

[gay sex]

im honestly now stopping out of respect cuz i think i saw kraft parmesean in a can, and im not getting past that

[rum dick]

dont try to go hillbilly now kid

Speaking of faking hillbilly I'm sitting on a porch in bfe wv drinking coors light with a loaded gun and a maglite next to me listening to waylon Jennings. All I need to do is lose the reefs, the blackberry, the kindle, and trade the vicodin for oxycotin.

[gay sex]

on a once and final though blake i hope thats a 40 and not a tejave coffee from trader joes next to your stolen pelle

[gay sex]

coors light is only acceptable from the age of 13 to 20 and then somehow from 50 on if ur an old guy going ILL JUST TAKE WHATEVERS ON DRAFT

dave ur on notice

[Harley]

WHAT THE FUCK IS ALMOND MILK?

[Harley]

Is it soy milk or some shit?

[blake]

on a once and final though blake i hope thats a 40 and not a tejave coffee from trader joes next to your stolen pelle

trader's joe green tea

[Harley]

you one CRAZY slope Blake

[gay sex]

its what idiots drink harl dont even do it to yourself

[gay sex]

sorry that was too harsh it is the drink of goons and women harley

[Harley]

America makes me sick.

Also, that fridge looks like it's tiny, what's the deal with that Black?

[Harley]

Nita's dad can't be happy with the size of fridge your providing his grand kids

[gay sex]

lol chang let this idiot know that aussies have tiny weird fridges with gay plugs, dont even let him come at you like this

[Harley]

changs weak from undernurishment

[Harley]

kid get's no calcium, bones so brittle

[gay sex]

we get our calcium from not being aids at the olympics kid, its osmosis

[Harley]

We going there are we?

[Harley]

Our athletes run on heart and whetbix, not manipulated gene programs from nasa

[gay sex]

you stop feeding ur abos gasoline you idiots might be better than uruguay

[Harley]

I can't even....

[rum dick]

coors light is only acceptable from the age of 13 to 20 and then somehow from 50 on if ur an old guy going ILL JUST TAKE WHATEVERS ON DRAFT

dave ur on notice

living the dream gare


http://i49.tinypic.com/2j5yv43.jpg

[Harley]

Did you guys even watch the sailing?

[rum dick]

do you think gas stations that dont carry naked juice have anything besides domestic beer. and i literally have not seen a liquor store since i stepped foot in this state. it's been over a week since ive had don julio. dire straits yall.

[gay sex]

only way thats more plat is if somehow ur neighbor comes over and is like daaaaaaaaan gwhats that fancy screen is that a fish depth finder

[rum dick]

Stop wasting what little alcohol I have by making me spill it laughing

[gay sex]

bro youve literally built an altar there and i love it

[rum dick]

You play your cards right and I might just stumble into the meadow later and try bag you a deer with that pistol

[gay sex]

well with the built in wong market and sears doing aggressive cost cutting in thier appliace game http://www.dailyfinance.com/2012/08/14/sears-unlocking-value-or-self-destructing-shld/

what ur proposing is a natural fit kid

[rum dick]

Kidding aside would not surprise if most the porch came from an old church.

[gay sex]

i need to see a deerskin fridge now, its incepted in my brain

[gay sex]

and like ill get fucking gay with this, peoplee giong why the fuck would you have a deerskin fridge, and then i pull out the penguin skin freezer

this might be my new thing

[rum dick]

And zero chance of me shooting a deer but dang it would be easy. Walked across the road there were at least twenty deer chilling in the meadow. Picked one out of the group and pointed the maglite at its eyes. Apparently like a deer in headlights is true because it just stood there transfixed while I strolled on up to within fifteen feet of it. Wongs probably got a herd of them pulling him around in his sleigh. But it was a trip to this city kid.

[rum dick]

Alright so the new get rich quick scheme is you market the fridges, I supply the deer, and ape kills and skins them.

[rum dick]

Tine you come up with the domain name and host the site. Profit.

[gay sex]

ape during the startup phase we will let u live in the fridge rent free

[anatine]

Tine you come up with the domain name and host the site. Profit.



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[gay sex]

were gonna need a penguin angle and harley this is ur chance at a life other than eating hungry jacks when ur gf leaves her purse out

[gay sex]

TOO SOON

[gay sex]

god tappers gonna love that one had to be done kid

[VaughnP]

That Dave front porch pic deserves to be a banner at the top of the site and likely wouldn't have happened without almond milk. Basically what I'm saying is "Almond milk uber alles" was the best thing to happen to this thread.

[Harley]

The only thing that gives me solace after that hit is bogans calling you Mr Sweat for two years.

[SkyNigger]

I wanted to see more fridges and even though you can probably ascertain nothing interesting from mine, I was going to go first. But after the porch pic...sigh. I got nothing.

Um...this is my desk?

http://i.imgur.com/pwz3x.jpg

Lots of...reflective (?)...things are breaking and smashing around me. I'm not breaking them. Just one of those things, I guess?

My fridge.

http://i.imgur.com/v2M1I.jpg

[gay sex]

WHERES THE PEDIALYTE FOR ALL THE TODDLERS AND MALNOURISHED RUNAWAYS YOU ENTERTAIN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM that was for you grapes

[SkyNigger]

http://i.imgur.com/j7k5w.png

http://i.imgur.com/05vMV.png

[gay sex]

all we see is what looks like a childs cast of a broken leg in ur freezer wince, that maybe you signed or drew on

[SkyNigger]

Do you know how many pictures I take?

Not many.

Don't think I want to take too many more either.

http://i.imgur.com/x4bbql.png

[rum dick]

Admiring the fact that scuters fridge contains nothing but fluids.

[blake]

America makes me sick.

Also, that fridge looks like it's tiny, what's the deal with that Black?

fridge is pretty big bro

http://i.imgur.com/DAUA2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/iHXFS.jpg

and yes that's the cool LED lighting

[DankBlaniels]

blake is winning the fridge showdown so far i wonder will there be any more challengers

[DankBlaniels]

random fridges > gares skinny arms

[DankBlaniels]

also scooter can we get a ghost update have you moved or you are still in the same hotel with the broken mirror ?

[DankBlaniels]

the top left hand side of blakes fridge is full of ectoplasm so you are not the only one here with a haunted fridge

[rum dick]

Good God Blake. That fucker is stocked. Also do yall drink coffee mate straight up? I'm counting four bottles. Also don't think I didn't noticed your beer drawer tucked away at the bottom. Props for maintaining a semblance of your manhood.

[rum dick]

You will be a real man you've got a beer fridge in the garage

[gay sex]

shout out to blakes children

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oFN5FV7Qr9c/SZGlL_Nl6OI/AAAAAAAAB44/7zgs-ufTNZM/s400/cute%2520fat%2520asian%2520couple.jpg

[gay sex]

cuz of your overflowing fridge black pay attention

[gay sex]

it was hard finding a mixed fat child but i did look

[blake]

You will be a real man you've got a beer fridge in the garage

don't have that, but i do have a cabinet full of sedatives

[Bobby Wong]

nita getting hecka ashy cause blake been smoking up all her bath salts

[SkyNigger]

also scooter can we get a ghost update have you moved or you are still in the same hotel with the broken mirror ?

I have some crazy fucking shit to post but every time I try and write about it, I get so queered out I shut down.

Like CRAZY fucking shit that is unexplainable. With various forms of evidence / verification. but when I Have the courage, I'll post about it.

Something happens in this video which is so terrifying, it must be a technical thing. See if you can spot it. I didn't, until I'd watched it a dozen times.

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Here is the incident that broke the laws of physics.

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You think I'm joking. Hah. I'm telling you 5-10% of the Truth.

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[rum dick]

Scooter being haunted by the holy ghost

[VaughnP]

In the first vid, a silhouette in the doorway, whatever that is all about, is horror filmish. Is it your reflection in a mirror? Didn't see one, but it does appear someone was watching you the whole time. Maybe just seeing what you were up to.

[Hillbilly Jim]

who speaks better english that asian or mwh's wife

[SkyNigger]

In the first vid, a silhouette in the doorway, whatever that is all about, is horror filmish. Is it your reflection in a mirror? Didn't see one, but it does appear someone was watching you the whole time. Maybe just seeing what you were up to.

Yes I mean I literally was so nonchalant making that video, just because the lights going out in every hotel room I stay in for no REASON was just getting ridiculous. I believed it had started when the lights exploded in my Furama Silom hotel but only the other day, I realised it had started happening a month or two after I became sane. I had completely forgotten about this inexplicable peculiarity.

http://i.imgur.com/nQf3l.png
http://i.imgur.com/oPLm1.png
http://i.imgur.com/2XbhR.png
http://i.imgur.com/SkEyd.png

But about that video, I mean I'm not technical enough to know if what I've been told is the Truth but a girl who makes pretty impressive edited YouTube vids was using the YouTube editor to slow down the frame by frame on the silouette. And she was getting really frustrated and then she said "This isn't possible."

I'm like "What isn't possible?"

She said, "Your video isn't possible."

http://f.cl.ly/items/3i1M2S3B0F3q1g1r2N3G/Screen%20Shot%202012-08-12%20at%205.26.16%20AM.PNG

Where the silhouette is shown clearly in the video, it doesn't exist in the frame by frame. The girl was getting frustrated for awhile and then I showed her the glass smashing video and she left my room so fucking fast, why I could have sworn she wasn't comfortable with remaining for another fucking 5 seconds. She's pretty pissed at me.

Apparently I was supposed to tell her the entire story. Yeah like that's going to happen when telling her 2% sends her running out of the room.

[onestep]

Jonny, this post is going to be much more frightening than any mirror falling or ghosts.


I love your boxer briefs. What brand are they? I love the bulge as well. I have downloaded the video so that I can watch it at my leisure pre jacking off(when I feel like JO I take a look at a few pics/vids to get onestep jr. going).

In your next video can you give us a backside view? Woud love to check out that bum of yours. Thanks again.

[Bobby Wong]

quit acting like your bicurious fantasies are something shocking vet strangely titillating dumbazz. scooter has had dudes yanking it while fantasizing about dressing him in drag and hatefucking him to death in some sort of drug-fueled cannibalistic blood orgy. go join a fraternity or something, scooter doesn't have no time or candy for your garden variety skeeviness.

[onestep]

quit acting like your bicurious fantasies are something shocking vet strangely titillating dumbazz. scooter has had dudes yanking it while fantasizing about dressing him in drag and hatefucking him to death in some sort of drug-fueled cannibalistic blood orgy. go join a fraternity or something, scooter doesn't have no time or candy for your garden variety skeeviness.

I am no 408. Difference is I would treat Scooter with the care and gentleness that is befit of a man with a bulge of his magnitude. Garden? His bum would be explored like a pristine garden situated on the outskirts of Martha's Vineyard with my soda can. Then we'd smoke a blunt and have one of his female companions make us waffles.

[Hillbilly Jim]

The Constant Uphill Gardner

[onestep]

SkyNigger:
I only make a convincing gay when I'm being a tease. The day I teased a little too adeptly, I almost got raped. That was that.


No straight guy does that. If you tease that means you have an interest, however small, of trying guys out. This makes me furious that straight guys would do that.

[SkyNigger]

http://i.imgur.com/oPLm1.png

How am I supposed to react / feel / process the nature of lights exploding for NO REASON which either my denial or my stupidity precluding my realising began at the exact same time that DELL corrupted my hard drive for reasons none of you care about?

For the first time in my life, I'm literally incapable of coming up with even implausible theories for what is happening.

I cannot even PAY people to live in my luxury hotel room. That's all they have to do. Just entertain themselves with my shit and get paid twice what they'd earn doing their jobs (dancing, freelancing, mules etc). They obviously are over the moon. They accept.

Right now, I'm alone.

A lot of people have become uncomfortable with this employment opportunity. I assure you, it has nothing to do with personality clashes; at least, not...between the employees and I.

You should see people run out the door like terrified children. I'd videotape it except...I'm usually the loser of the "last one out is a rotten egg" game.

When televisions turn on by themselves for NO REASON, and the technical staff spend hours working on it before they start expressing desire to go home to their families...for good...

People are quitting their jobs over this shit. They're finding religion and shit. I'm going to a temple on Tuesday.

You know, if I'm still alive / functional / serviceable.

https://www.evernote.com/shard/s157/sh/e0ce4f9b-e7e8-4c76-b1f9-70540afb1396/4899b7289fbf7ca4704a5332010684a6

This is a 38 second recording. Listen to it.

You can probably sense my frustration at the insanity because in every other hotel, there has been insanely loud construction and drilling the rooms directly above mine. Not next door, or down the hall; only ever directly above mine. So loud I cannot think or sleep. But I never complain because what good does complaining do? Are they going to say "Oh well this noisy construction has to be placed on hold until we have no more guests."

So I've never complained, until a couple days ago because it was bullshit. It was so loud, I thought they'd drill a hole right through the roof above my head.

Listen to the recording. I complained for the first time.

Then press "Show".

I took a deep breath and calmed down before I went down to ask the manager for a change of room, because the construction was just insane.

I'm still shaking from his response; or more specifically, from my refusing to accept his response and having to be shown the empty room.

His response: "But there is no construction on the 11th floor, or any construction in the building."

I snorted at such a stupid lie. We had a little restrained disagreement before he decided to show this crazy farang how crazy I was. Well, I have evidence so after he sneered at me the way you sneer at a crazy paranoid person after showing them the Truth, I played the recording for him.

You might say, he was a little confused. But then I saw a change come over his face. Obviously I was crazier than he thought. Clearly, this is how I get my kicks. Recording sounds and causing trouble for busy hotel managers.

Motive? Who cares about motive, when you're dealing with the Insane (like someone who records construction drilling and then asks the hotel to stop doing what they're not doing).

Every other hotel, this insane drilling. Can't sleep. Can't think.

First time I complained. Um....I'm scared.

[anatine]

Hi, you have what is called "dirty power" issues. Symptoms: blown lights, corrupted/damaged computer hardware.

Consider investing in enough UPS units to power whatever you want to run safely.

Sincerely,

The one guy whose taken the time to give you a real answer.

[rum dick]

I can think of someone you could pay to live in your hotel room (hint it ain't me...no offense intended ....there simply are practical obstacles...)

[anatine]

YO11 is this true?

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Good News/Bad News

Good news Scoot: I have DSM-5 diagnosed the medical condition in which one truly wants to believe that they have magical or super powers.

bad news: apparently Jewdonk has less money, intelligence, looks and charm.... but suffers the exact same disease but to a considerably less extent than you. I'm not even sure which combo is more debilitating, but I'm certain whom is robbed most of their potential.

Holler at me if I'm not part of the conspiracy, bro.

[Bobby Wong]

you didn't diagnose shit rear admiral you just had ziggy figure it out for you

[SkyNigger]

Hi, you have what is called "dirty power" issues. Symptoms: blown lights, corrupted/damaged computer hardware.

And laws of physics being broken, yes! This explains everything! Dirty power in three continents in five countries in apartments and hotel rooms in Australia, Singapore, Hong Kong, Philippines and Thailand.

Hey I'd be lying if I said I was willing to accept this explanation but I'm literally too 'smart' to accept the inexplicable so until a mirror came down with the force of [impossible] where my head was located for 1200 unbroken minutes - just when the lights blow again for NO REASON - I imagine I was very frustrating to get the attention of.

You should see me now. I run like a girl, I'm basically living in the hotel lobby restaurant. It's insane. No really it's insane. I've never been harmed. Why am I afraid?

Consider investing in enough UPS units to power whatever you want to run safely.


How many will I need for a single MacbookAir and...oh nup that's pretty much all I've been powering that wasn't in a hotel room to begin with. I don't watch TV. I don't use a/c really. The fridge annoys me so I turn it off.

Will I need two or more UPS units to ensure my Thai-manufactured MBA doesn't dirty the power?

Good News/Bad News

Good news Scoot: I have DSM-5 diagnosed the medical condition in which one truly wants to believe that they have magical or super powers.

bad news: apparently Jewdonk has less money, intelligence, looks and charm.... but suffers the exact same disease but to a considerably less extent than you. I'm not even sure which combo is more debilitating, but I'm certain whom is robbed most of their potential

Good news / Bad News.

Bad news: When you are unable to show me your working for why you came to the insane conclusion that I could possibly want magical or super powers, you will have to admit you're batshit insane.

Good news:

I can think of someone you could pay to live in your hotel room (hint it ain't me...no offense intended ....there simply are practical obstacles...)

ROFL. I'll take my chances with the spirit that has never harmed me but gosh if I cannot feel I deserve to be harmed with this INSANE fear that makes literally zero logical sense but I cannot help it. The TV comes on and I just run and don't return until I can convince someone to come and hang out. I'm literally insane. Emotion owning logic's face. I'm almost so embarrassed I might harm myself in disgust.

[john self]

Scooter is a real life Daffy from The Beach.
http://i.imgur.com/R5Tap.jpg

[DankBlaniels]

I have got no idea what the fuck is going on here but if this isnt sorted out by december i volunteer to come hang out in your hotel room for a day free of charge.

All this talk of spirits is pretty insane alright. I dont believe in any of that stuff but thats not to say it cant exist. I just defies all logic to come to this conclusion. I cant believe any of this without proof. Aftern hearing you talk about ghosts in your minibar and turning your tv off and on its hard to disagree with you when you say you are insane.

Maybe a trip to the monastery could be a good thing. Spending a week or two hanging out with some buddist monks and doing some meditating and having a detox from all electronics and drugs definately couldnt hurt. I have often thought about doing this myself at some point I think it could be an enlightenting experience for you.

[SkyNigger]

Did you morons even watch the videos?

You're batshit insane if you assert without at least tendering a theory. At least Sonatine tendered a theory; a terrible one obviously but then I can't talk. For 18 months AFTER various efforts to 'correct' the power issues in my apartment; I just went catatonic or ludicrously nonchalant about the WHAT WAS HAPPENING FOR NO REASON. Light bulbs blowing en masse in almost every ROOM I stayed in.

When a mirror flies off a wall and THROWN at where your head has been located for 20 hours, two minutes after you get up AND just when all the lights go off AGAIN FOR NO REASON - I should repeat that, for emphasis for the benefit of morons - the mirror was thrown in a locked room off the cemented frame half a second after all the lights went out FOR NO REASON... Then pray tell, what would you do?

That video was filmed as I stood dripping wet and naked having run out instinctively hoping for earthquake or natural disaster of some kind but I was completely imagining SWAT team or hoods to be greeting me.

I stood there staring at peaceful nothing thinking "how are my Windows un smashed?"

And then I yelled in horror at my 'near' death experience. I'm not going to be harmed. But I deserve to be.

But you know, feel free to produce some evidence at some point, or make a logical argument at some point. I was like "YES!" when Vaughn suggested my reflection in a mirror until I realised nup no mirrors or windows in living room of Grass Suites Thonglor.

FML. I'm surrounded by imbeciles and therefore I am an imbecile. There is always a logical explanation for everything. If you morons come up with one, tender it. Until then, kindly keep your mother's insanity to your Self.

Thank you for your 'understanding'.

[gay sex]

no one watches ur videos or reads ur posts kid

[gay sex]

ur literally what they call in the business skimmable

[rum dick]

Scooter. Get on a plane and come for a visit to the USA. We're all too shallow to be bothered by ghosts.

[anatine]

No way that plane makes it over the ocean.

[gay sex]

why are you on it?

[gay sex]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM cuz ur humongously fat and might sink a jetliner get it

[gay sex]

sorry humongous wasnt the right word comically overweight where people gawk and wonder where you buy ur clothes is what i was going for

[anatine]

i ended up in the physically smallest seat on a 14 hour flight to bangkok on a plane designed for slight asians to begin with.

my deep vein thrombosis had deep vein thrombosis.

[gay sex]

did u turn ur phone on in a passive aggressive attempt to crash the plane

[gay sex]

rofl turning to the 50 year old asian guy and and saying AIRPLANE MODE IS FOR THE BIRDS AMIRITE

[MistaCobalina]

I'm drinking room temperature almond milk right now.

[anatine]

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ok guys everyone relax.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i blame joe rogan

[gay sex]

In honor of Blakes fridge I'm getting my pf Chang's on tonight son

[gay sex]

Or basically in like 20 minutes