Official MLB Draft Thread

[Hillbilly Jim]

very deep draft with no clear number 1 pick should be really interesting this year

[Hillbilly Jim]

cole and haultzen go 1 and 2 things are really getting exciting

[Hillbilly Jim]

dbacks have picks 3 and 7 first time even in mlb history
holy shit if both picks pan out they will be the braves of the 10s and 20s

[Hillbilly Jim]

jacks nephew trevor bauer goes 3rd, ucla hecka owning this draft guys

[Hillbilly Jim]

lol dylon bundy? good pick baltimore, morons

[Hillbilly Jim]

bubba starling sounds like a dumbass, good pick kc, kid is gonna get drunk and crash into a pet shop

[Hillbilly Jim]

lol dback good job picking a high school pitcher at 7
have fun waiting on him for 4 years
and not being awesome in 2
you morons get real

[blake]

any more updates?

[Hillbilly Jim]

nah i stopped paying attention after the cubs drafted some high school short stop
fcking morons

[Hillbilly Jim]

tampa has 10 of the first 60 picks that is hecak sick dogggs

[gay sex]

WHOS THE NEXT BRYCE HARPER BRO

[Hillbilly Jim]

WHOS THE NEXT BRYCE HARPER BRO

read the first post moron

very deep draft with no clear number 1 pick should be really interesting this year

[gay sex]

UR WORSE THAN REGGIE MILLER AT ANALYSIS BRO

[Hillbilly Jim]

listen moron if there was a bryce harper in this draft he would would be a clear first pick
god youre so dumb from all the fat blocking the blood to your brain

[gay sex]

rofl

[gay sex]

i probably do have high cholesterol you guys kids diet is so bad, its like sushi and then 7 cheeseburgers

[gay sex]

although i do enjoy taking turkey sandwiches down to chomp town on the reg

[gay sex]

hecka botched it today though got a turkey and pastrami from port of subs with double meat, no mayo, spicy mustard, shit was gross as fuck only ate half of one half i felt bad throwing it out knowing that there are pikes out in this cold hard world struggling for just a bite of non stale bread

[Hillbilly Jim]

just start putting baby spinach on eveything

[gay sex]

not even an option at the port bro

[Hillbilly Jim]

start offering you half eaten food to homeless people
if they refuse it spit in their face
then throw them a slice of bread to wipe it off
while they are doing that pie face them with the rest of the food

[gay sex]

i hook homeless guys up on the reg kids been known to leave town giving the guy by 15 a bottle of water and a 5 dollar bill

[gay sex]

and if were being honest i probably needed that water way worse than he did

[gay sex]

jim give me some baseball betting picks cuz you apparently follow this sport

[gay sex]

also probably gonna need this embedded as blake http://www.createtv.com/CreateProgram.nsf/vHosts/Ming%20Tsai/$FILE/Ming_Tsai.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

blake wishes he was ming tsai

[gay sex]

heard your sister wished she could have gone to mt holyoke

[gay sex]

KID FELT SO ALIENATED AT EASTERN MICHIGAN

[gay sex]

aright im gonna pop a couple 3 pistachios, james dont think you inspired this i had them in the house already buddy

[gay sex]

also that holyoke line was viable cuz ming tsais restaurant is in wellesley mass in case none of you were paying attention

[gay sex]

get it they are rivals and jims sister is a lesbian

i assume you all got it

[Hillbilly Jim]

get real bro she went to bryn mawr

[Hillbilly Jim]

jacks nephew trevor bauer goes 3rd, ucla hecka owning this draft guys
this guy is a stud, pick him up if you are in any dynasty leagues

[gay sex]

LOCK IT UP JAMES

[Hillbilly Jim]

nailed that fag bubba starling

tight .234 minor league batting average