what is the biggest problem facing humanity right now (in less than 100 words)

[Tyde]

I'll go out on a limb here, and say without a doubt its overpopulation sucking the worlds natural resources down like Gatorade at an exponential rate.

We need to invest as many tax dollars as possible developing some kind of super flu that eradicates about 6 billion mud people.

Then maybe we can finally get back to .50 cent gas, and much shorter lines at the drive through

by the way

408Mike is a genius

[Tyde]

I can't keep this to myself anymore and need to share these pearls of wisdom from Mikey

when you go to McDonalds, ask them for fries with NO SALT and they have to make you fresh fries which are always hot and delicious

If you like salt, then just ask for salt packets when you get your order

they get way pissed sometimes, but who cares.

If you go through the drive-through, then just park real quick and then go back in for your salt packets

amazing advice Mikey

Mickey Dees is almost tolerable again with nice hot french fries

[Tyde]

boom roasted

[Tyde]

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[Tyde]

thank you and good night

[Steerpike]

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[DRK Star]

I'll go out on a limb here


Please, go further out...

[Steerpike]

Also derek, why do you always feel the need to flame Jewdonk?

Admittedly you usually do it on Boris where he won't respond but seeing as there's usually 10+ people willing to flame Jewdonk at any given time why even bother?

He's been on Venom for about a year, you could always go over there and do it.

[DRK Star]

Pike,

Here are my nuts. Continue to swing from them.


Sincerely,
D


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[DRK Star]

Pike, you idiot, I will flame him all I want HERE. I dont waste my time going over THERE to read his shit. If he is going to come over here and spew, fuck him. I dont like him. He's an insulting putz.

If I wanted to troll him, I would go there. Not worth my time or effort. I just dont want to read his shit over here unless it adds something of value, like humor, which in most cases, it doesnt. Its just rambling hate.

Now, please, go play in the street.

[Steerpike]

Not worth my time or effort.

I thought maybe you had the day off.

[Vwls with one L dammit]

I'm not so sure that it's overpopulation that is our biggest problem. I think it's greed/lust for power. What happens is, we forsake all the good we could do for both humanity and nature because we get caught up in feeding our own desires. The more money/power attained, the greater the likelihood of corruption. And since all governments in the world are corrupt, nothing will be done to curtail the damage we inflict on ourselves and our earth.

We could overcome the problems of overpopulation very easily if we applied all our science and compassion to the issue. But we will never do that, because someone's too busy lining their pockets, and decisions are made based on the monetary concerns of the few, defying the logic of sustainability.

[Suicide King]

I think Jewdonk has been solid over here because he can post and not have 14 people lining up to flame him

[Suicide King]

only because we have 13 posters

[dewal]

what is the biggest problem facing humanity right now (in less than 100 words)

in 2 words:

jew
donk

[DRK Star]

Honestly, I dont even know if that is the REAL Jewdonk. No clue why this poster here would post about anything that resembles topics requiring intellectual thoughts and reasoning.

Im expecting the youtube vid of him smoking ditchweed out of a "bong" made out of McDonald's straws and a box of macaroni and cheese, yelling at all of us for living "On The Grid".

[4Dragons]

Fry advice is solid if you want to wait the extra 5 min to get them fresh, but i'm not gonna wait.

[Tyde]

I think Jewdonk has been solid over here because he can post and not have 14 people lining up to flame him

exactly

but that will change soon enough

they chase me around like groupies bro

[Tyde]

I'm not so sure that it's overpopulation that is our biggest problem. I think it's greed/lust for power. What happens is, we forsake all the good we could do for both humanity and nature because we get caught up in feeding our own desires. The more money/power attained, the greater the likelihood of corruption


excellent observation and sadly true

also another handicap our nation faces is that the next generation of Xbox faggots and internet dweebs who were born in the 90's are completely brain dead.

Alex Jones was talking about how he was out having dinner and the kids these days are completely tweaked in the head and borderline retarded....brainwashed , rude little ignorant fucks.

in other words we are doomed so I think I will continue on my bender today and go for the 72 hour beer and bourbon marathon

TIA

[Steerpike]

My Green Rep was a lil too long there Jewdonk, here it is in all its glory:

Jewdonk:

'because he is clearly a neanderthal cum stain searching for meaning in his shitty life and it feels good to rip on easy targets. his weener beefs up like a polish sausage when I make a cameo. long time terrible and boring troll. complete gimp'

Harsh but fair.

[Steerpike]

Jewdonk, if you really want to piss him off just red rep every post he makes, guy is super sensitive.

[Hillbilly Jim]

imo jewdonk brings more to skatz than drk star

[dewal]

lol @ jewdonk trying to act lik ea badass over here like we dont know what a fuckin failure he is

[Suicide King]

get over it dual. Before marty life was an open book he made hof trip reports. When he tries to live up to the jewdonk persona, and when he is defending himself from an onslaught of attacks it gets old.

[Been]

gonna go with the devil

that guy is always up to something

[rum dick]

Leave marty alone!!!

[rum dick]

All kidding aside -- good to have jewdonk livening up this place. Now if only scooter would start posting again, we'd be onto something epic (that is as "epic" as circle jerk message board can. Possibly be)

[blake]

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[Hillbilly Jim]

morons are the biggest problem facing humanity right now

[gay sex]

are we still making fun of wearing socks with sandals guy, i remember that being a hecka problem like 5 years ago

[behemoth old]

A big problem is that people aren't decent to each other anymore. Common courtesy, kindness, manners. Non existent in today's society. And the kids coming up. Forget about ever watching one of these kids hold a door open for a little old lady. No no no. Wouldn't want to pull your pimply face out of that Iphone long enough to interact with another human being.

Fucking kids

[Steerpike]

you are 400 years old

[GAMBLE-BOT]

one word sums it all up: selfishness.

[Tyde]

one word sums it all up: selfishness.


Capitalism inspires greed

Our way of life needs to be modified and some kind of socialism hybrid should replace our current capitalistic machine.

1% of the population possesses the vast majority of our cumulative wealth. That means the middle class simply doesn't have the spending power to reignite our economy anymore and you have an elite group of cash hoarding criminals stifling recovery.

I heard a great idea on ABC Sunday This Week...

One of the panel members suggested that we should give every citizen a $20,000 exemption on state and federal income taxes.

You want to stimulate spending ? I can't think of a better way than by giving the middle class a break on the approximately 30% personal income tax (for their first 20K earned) and putting those dollars back into the hands of small business and the 'average' American, instead of flushing it away on wars in Libya, bank bailouts and other needless waste.

[Tyde]

was watching the news last night and Cars.com did a survey of all the parts (imported and exported) in a Chevy model and a Toyota model.

Since we have several Toyota plants here in the U.S., the question was which purchase is better to stimulate U.S. job growth

Turns out that the Toyota models built here in the U.S have over 65% parts built here, and the Chevy has approximately 75% parts built all over the place. (radios from Mexico, seats from Canada) etc etc.

bottom line its that its actually better for Americans to buy a Japanese car instead of a Chevy.


that is a fucking joke

[rolled]

black people

[rolled]

Vwls with one L dammit:

bigotry

false. A statistical truth. I am not racist brah

[Tyde]

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[rum dick]

High fructose corn syrup coke. thank goodness for mexican coke.

[MistaCobalina]

the NFL lockout

[rum dick]

High fructose corn syrup is what puts food on the cobalina family table

[onestep]

It's fewer than 100 words you retard. Keep pretending that you write for a living. :noose

[Tyde]

ban

[Hillbilly Jim]

i gave him a 17 point infraction, he is on thin ice

[MistaCobalina]

Sorry Jim. Of course I meant, FIFA corruption.

[Hillbilly Jim]

what are you sorry for?

[rum dick]

Ruining coca cola

[Statutory Ape]

I can't keep this to myself anymore and need to share these pearls of wisdom from Mikey

when you go to McDonalds, ask them for fries with NO SALT and they have to make you fresh fries which are always hot and delicious

If you like salt, then just ask for salt packets when you get your order

they get way pissed sometimes, but who cares.

If you go through the drive-through, then just park real quick and then go back in for your salt packets

amazing advice Mikey

Mickey Dees is almost tolerable again with nice hot french fries

speak on the mickey dees my nigga jewdees!

[SkyNigger]

I can't keep this to myself anymore and need to share these pearls of wisdom from Mikey

when you go to McDonalds, ask them for fries with NO SALT and they have to make you fresh fries which are always hot and delicious

If you like salt, then just ask for salt packets when you get your order

they get way pissed sometimes, but who cares.

If you go through the drive-through, then just park real quick and then go back in for your salt packets

amazing advice Mikey

Mickey Dees is almost tolerable again with nice hot french fries

Idiotic advice.

You fuck with people, they will fuck with you.

If you cannot understand why you don't want to fuck with people, just fuck with people who handle your food. That will teach you about sanity.

Oh.

You can't be taught.

Well in that case, keep enjoying your fresh fries. They'll be cooked extra special for you. I worked at McDonalds. I couldn't eat McDonalds for a decade. You'd never eat it again if you knew the things that would happen to imbeciles who were stupid enough to fuck with people who handle their food.

U-F5IPl1WOU

This is why Eddie Murphy now makes movies like Norbit and Dr. Doolittle.

[Been]

Ruining coca cola

foreshadowing?

[rum dick]

Shout out to mexican coca cola

[MistaCobalina]

In fairness to Marty, I don't think any mc Donald's employee is going to fuck with his food for asking for salt. Unless he's saying something like " give me some more salt, you cheap fucking spic. Jesus christ I'm glad I'm not mexican" or something

[Statutory Ape]

Sorry cob but high fructose corn syrup is making americans fatter than ever and is a scourge against humanity.

I for one would praise baby jesus for the rest of my life if ONLY we could eradicate the menace.

not like you need MOAR money you greedy bastard, try having a heart and some respect for you fellow man.

[Bobby Wong]

I think you're far more likely to be a victim of fuckery if you send a steak back to some kitchen where a gang of coked up illegal immigrants and ex-cons have at least a good 15 minutes to tamper with your shit than you are when you are the 100th guy so far today to order a big mac and fries with no salt and you're standing there watching a bunch of highschool kids cook it within maybe 3 minutes.

[Bobby Wong]

The real danger with fast food is that a vat of special sauce is left out overnight at unsafe temperatures and the morning guys just stick it in the fridge because they don't want their buddies to get in trouble and then 50 people get sick.

[Statutory Ape]

my mother just produced my first pair of baby booties I ever wore, I wanted to cry

now I'm off to hunt around for half smoked cigarettes around a local bar with my dogs, living the good life

oh and I just ate my first real meal in 2-3 days, been living on cake mix I eat out of the box with some water canola oil and the occassional egg. was a nice break to eat some pasta with brocolli, was SO delish

life is so real

[Statutory Ape]

WHOOOOPS
forgot you cold hearted bastards don't care

TAKING THIS TO PFA FOLKS, ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE I HAVE TO SAY

HOW DOES ON DELETE THIS SHIT

[MistaCobalina]

The real danger with fast food is that a vat of special sauce is left out overnight at unsafe temperatures and the morning guys just stick it in the fridge because they don't want their buddies to get in trouble and then 50 people get sick.

rofl, yeah, that's true. The danger of fast food isn't the intentional, malicious fucking over of your specific food, it's the unintentional (or at least, non-malicious) fucking over of everyone's food because of gross incompetence/apathy.

[SkyNigger]

In fairness to Marty, I don't think any mc Donald's employee is going to fuck with his food for asking for salt.

You ask someone for fresh fries no salt you will be risking. Depends how busy, stress levels, etc.

The real danger with fast food is that a vat of special sauce is left out overnight at unsafe temperatures and the morning guys just stick it in the fridge because they don't want their buddies to get in trouble and then 50 people get sick.

The manager would have to be so incompetent it's ridiculous. The procedures are clinically arranged. Those fucks know what they're doing in that franchise. It would be almost unfeasible and probably some kind of intentional malice if it happened.

I think you're far more likely to be a victim of fuckery if you send a steak back to some kitchen where a gang of coked up illegal immigrants and ex-cons have at least a good 15 minutes to tamper with your shit than you are when you are the 100th guy so far today to order a big mac and fries with no salt and you're standing there watching a bunch of highschool kids cook it within maybe 3 minutes.

Yes.

If you watch them cook it I suppose. Our vats were all hidden from drivethru counter view. Some fucked up shit happened. I never did it. I was a good little bitch slave.

Till I got fired for locking a fat chick in the cold storage and forgetting about her for 40 min. That was pretty hof. Kept running back to the loading bay thinking the alarm was sounding or kids playing pranks.

God she was so cold. It was hilarious. I got the chop and was neighbourhood / school hero for like almost a week.

[cup]

fattie turned down scoot's pimply-faced advances and he locked her in a storage freezer.------How's that for some TRUTH speaking????)))___------

[SkyNigger]

fattie turned down scoot's pimply-faced advances and he locked her in a storage freezer.------How's that for some TRUTH speaking????)))___------

You clearly don't understand the insanity of my mind.

If a girl is keen, I'm like "eh what's wrong with her."

If a girl turns down my advances, then I adore her.

This Bridgette chick was one of those fat - terrifyingly certain and rude and assertive - whores that no one wanted to engage because it's...degrading to engage her. But everyone hated her.

I almost got sex out of my 6 day celebrity status. But I dinked the girl into a telegraph pole instead of the bed we were headed. Drinking. Tight drug. She wasn't even hurt. Actually, that might have been another "near thing". There was a girl that was too drunk and I was a gentleman so I just snuggled with her all night and didn't do squat. The next day everyone was laughing at me because she'd told them I didn't even fuck her.

Apparently I was supposed to take advantage there. I was pathetic for not fucking her whilst she had passed out. True story. Pretty sure that brought my 15 min of fame to an end. Or the telegraph pole dinking mishap ended my :glory.

Oh well. Live and yearn.

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[MistaCobalina]

ian is yup

[cup]

rofl isnt cup ian?

i forget

I AM NOT A CANADIAN SNOWNIGGER.

[DankBlaniels]

CUP IS A FUCKING MUG THATS WHO HE IS

[Steerpike]

this is a worthy thread