Attn: Rum Dick. Vetting is a bitch.

[scuter]

Upon my recent nomination of you as interim god of Skatz [whilst you slept unaware of such machinations of mine in an attempt to lolz @ responsibilitiez], rapid heinous allegations regarding your character and good standing were made against your person.

You will forgive the following if the allegations [as suspected] are proved, unlike a knocked up 15 yr old from the ghetto, to hold no water.

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Allegation 1: You are an Orange County Christian Conservative.

http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/Scooter_Boris/shockedgirl.jpg

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Allegation 2: You are pro-Life.

http://www.highenergyconstructs.com/hecla/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/shocked%20nazi.JPG

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As you know, I like to sit on the fence because it's a comfortable spot to sit. I abhor controversy. I may even be a pro-Life OC Christian Conservative but you'd never know because I stay out of all controversial debate.

But we'll never get your nomination through the Senate if the above allegations are true. It's a dirty, dirty Liberal Commie Senate.

[henrybulldog]

3. he will be trolling this forum at the bequest of neverstop.

[mama luigi]

http://imgur.com/DHYDN.jpg

[rum dick]

"Allegation" One is incorrect.

"Allegation" Two may be correct.

Eat a dick 3.

[rum dick]

Number One please step forward.

[GAMBLE-BOT]

Who in the fuck is pro abortion for christs sakes?

[MistaCobalina]

Jesus is, Gamble. Jesus is.

[Hillbilly Jim]

i dont know anybody that is for abortion for christ's sake but im sure there are some negroes that are for abortion for their own sake. but why does chirst and negroes drink sake i thought that was a japanese thing

[MistaCobalina]

Oh.. I thought you meant who is anti abortion gamble. My bad.


I'm pro abortion. Like, severely pro. I think they should be provided free by the government. You could probably talk me into mandatory ones for fuck ups. Degenerate fuck up having too many unwanted degenerate fuck up kids is like the number one problem in the world right now.

[anatine]

Mandatory abortions are the only logical answer, with the mother being billed for the tiny bullet.

[SkyNigger]

I'm obv pro-choice but...I kinda have this feeling deep down that it's technically 'wrong'...but obv for the greater good in the long run [of that I am fucking certain, negroes].

Like...if parents [people] across the board weren't ridiculous fuckups and/or the government had the capacity to actually take proper care of the masses of children that a Pro-Life world would impose...in either retarded hypothetical I'm Pro-Life, and somewhat firmly so.

But in this disastrous world of fuck, pro-Choice and that Choice should be made to appear HELLA pro to any mother that is considering it. Cash incentives and shit. Seriously. If you're going to abort your kid for some $, that's the kind of mother we want to attract to the clinic imo....

[SkyNigger]

obv there would be some steps taken to prevent exploitability...obv.

[MistaCobalina]

\Cash incentives and shit. Seriously. If you're going to abort your kid for some $, that's the kind of mother we want to attract to the clinic imo....


:this. Also sterilization after you accept the cash gift. No reason to fund abortion factories

[SkyNigger]

Choice should be made to appear HELLA pro to any mother that is considering it. Cash incentives and shit. Seriously. If you're going to abort your kid for some $, that's the kind of mother we want to attract to the clinic imo....

obv there would be some steps taken to prevent exploitability...obv.

this. Also sterilization after you accept the cash gift. No reason to fund abortion factories

This is really borderline genius and I'm having trouble seeing how it could be refutable.

The fact that the above does not occur but the below does tells you everything you need to know about governments and plantations and slaves that breed for them.

Australia

The government of Andrew Fisher introduced a baby bonus of £5 per child in late 1912. The bonus was available irrespective of marital status and could also be received by husbands of women who died in childbirth. However, it was applicable only to mothers of European descent.

The baby bonus scheme introduced by the Federal Government of Australia in the 2002 budget was aimed at offsetting the expenses associated with bearing a child. The scheme was also introduced as a means of increasing Australia's fertility rate and to mitigate the effects of Australia's ageing population. In the 2004 budget the bonus was raised from $3,000 to $4,000 payable in 2007 but indexed to inflation so that in October 2007, the amount receivable per eligible child was $4,133. The bonus was paid in a lump sum to a nominated financial institution. From January 1, 2009 the payment is paid in 13 fortnightly installments. The receivable amount from January 2012 is $5,437.

The government of Australia will give a single mother (or a de facto 'single' mother ahem) so much fucking money over the course of that child's life, to blow on drugs or alcohol or facials and shit because the government hasn't heard of more targeted welfare expenditure than cash given for the child's welfare (ahem)...to suggest that 3 to 5k is to "offset the costs of bearing a child" is just...

Hundreds of thousands of dollars per child. Where is the sense in offering a little cash bonanza except to attract the sort of mothers who would have a baby for a $5000 cash hit. No question mark.

And abortion and suicide remain borderline illegal. Assisting with euthanasia will send you straight to prison for any doc or nurse even periphially involved (I mean like they're not even allowed to give advice).

[Hillbilly Jim]

scuter stays out of debates yall

[gay sex]

im watching fight game on hbo michelle fucking beadle is on it ZERO VETTING show just went woat

[gay sex]

but literally canelo golovkin might be happening spring 2016

[gay sex]

im readjusting sept 2016

[gay sex]

dang they just showed the trinidad vargas fight from dec 2000

[gay sex]

also saying it again for every idiot GO SEE CREED