penurious: Dictionary.com Word of the Day

[Rubberneck like a Faggot.info]

penurious: extremely stingy.

More... (http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/archive/2015/11/20.html?src=rss)

[Bobby Wong]

Nita was all like, "Oh shit baby, i didn't know those yellow jackets were going to attack us when I was blowing you behind Popeye's, it was that damn new weave your cousin put on me."

And her boyfriend was all, "Fuck yo weave, bitch, my dick is penurious as hell."