isthmus: Dictionary.com Word of the Day

[Rubberneck like a Faggot.info]

isthmus: a narrow strip of land, bordered on both sides by water, connecting two larger bodies of land.

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[Hillbilly Jim]

when gare makes his annual trip to a bbw convention his pick up line is hey cooze want to make an isthmus

[gay sex]

That was really unfair jam

[Hillbilly Jim]

youre lucky i didnt go the first rout of talking about your nickname in texas that is thanks to the isthmus of panama

[Hillbilly Jim]

in texas they still call gare the nine-banded armadillo for the way he hoovers a hog

[Hillbilly Jim]

that is a migration and depression joke yall, welcome to skatz poker

[gay sex]

we get really passionate about our isthmus's around here dont even get jim started on the spain uk dispute over gibraltar

[Hillbilly Jim]

personally i dispute their use of isthmus in that situation, you cant make a line on a peninsula and claim its an isthmus

[gay sex]

kids got pages yall

[Hillbilly Jim]

im going to draw a line across florida and be like look at this isthmus you dumb gator fucking red necks, why dont you stick your dick in your fan boat moron

[Bobby Wong]

a reporter asked mike tyson about his trip to panama and he said "isthmus nicer than i expected"

[gay sex]

rofl dont act like you saw that one coming people

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://i.imgur.com/FeIOWOa.jpg

[Militant Quacks]

rofl

[Militant Quacks]

buttermilk out of nowhere with the best isthmus joke ive ever heard

[gay sex]

a correction for this human mess oven racks thats the best isthmus joke of all time