Ship "Ship" the Scammatar. Way to be a cunt, Michael Simoneau.

[SkyNigger]

Over a year ago, Ship (Michael Simoneau) lied about his financial position in order to 'borrow' just under $1000 "for a week or two".

Upon learning of the theft, you can adjudge the level of my 'graciousness' in my responses below. I made two clear stipulations. Both disgustingly generous.

He owes me $3250 now and stopped responding to attempts at contact a long time ago. Do you think your behaviour in response to my unfathomable generosity and graciousness was appropriate, Michael Simoneau?

I know a couple words I would use to describe it....

nb. when searching for the transaction, it appears there were two in the space of a week. I literally don't even remember shipping the first one. That's gonna knock the amount owed with vig up almost to 5 figures....

http://i.imgur.com/Is05F.png


http://i.imgur.com/Cwk0A.png


http://i.imgur.com/o36Ae.png

http://i.imgur.com/EItoi.png

What a fucking nigger. I defaulted on my rent in May with a paper net worth of $400,000 and a real life net worth of $0 due to a world full of people like this.

[poofter]

hello mate...couldnt make a hundred could you?


also, how does it feel to of invested in a low level meth lab?

[SkyNigger]

hello mate...couldnt make a hundred could you?


also, how does it feel to of invested in a low level meth lab?

I would gladly invest in such a shady / profitable enterprise.

But if there is only consumption rather than production in this 'lab', well...I can't see Warren Buffet signing off on that business model.

[blake]

well that sucks. when's the last time you spoke to him?

[poofter]

I would gladly invest in such a shady / profitable enterprise.

But if there is only consumption rather than production in this 'lab', well...I can't see Warren Buffet signing off on that business model.


well meth isnt the only thing he's consuming as i know a certain bod on boris who hooked him up with weed.


nice stimulus package for ship!

[SkyNigger]

well that sucks. when's the last time you spoke to him?

As he ignores my emails, I contacted him a number of times through third parties. I assume they were ignored as well. Or else they're no good at being a third party.


well meth isnt the only thing he's consuming as i know a certain bod on boris who hooked him up with weed.

I swear to fucking god I had a line like "are you sure this isn't pot castles in the sky" in my post above.

Stoners are just LOL for grand plans. If a single one of them has ever (and I'm referring to the entire gamut of human / stoner history) even commenced one of their grand plans...it would be the first I've heard of such a thing.

[poofter]

As he ignores my emails, I contacted him a number of times through third parties. I assume they were ignored as well. Or else they're no good at being a third party.




I swear to fucking god I had a line like "are you sure this isn't pot castles in the sky" in my post above.

Stoners are just LOL for grand plans. If a single one of them has ever (and I'm referring to the entire gamut of human / stoner history) even commenced one of their grand plans...it would be the first I've heard of such a thing.

5J11OHfHSfs

and...

http://highdeas.com/

^_^ but i highly doubt they follow through. keke

[blake]

» Boris Power Rankings

1 Ship
2 IndianaJim
3 DRK Star
4 HEX
5 dual
6 DJ_Chaps
7 LLL
8 HelloThere
9 diggydow2
10 rolled
11 HappyHappyJoyJoy
12 onestep
13 GAMBLE-BOT
14 bukowski72
15 boose

coincidence???

[poofter]

» Boris Power Rankings

1 Ship
2 IndianaJim
3 DRK Star
4 HEX
5 dual
6 DJ_Chaps
7 LLL
8 HelloThere
9 diggydow2
10 rolled
11 HappyHappyJoyJoy
12 onestep
13 GAMBLE-BOT
14 bukowski72
15 boose

coincidence???

a banned member is #8?

FUCK IM A BADASS....video of the command center will be coming up shortly....

[gay sex]

rofl

[gay sex]

time to hecka cash out the fpps daaaaawwwwwwwwwwgggggggg

[poofter]

time to hecka cash out the fpps daaaaawwwwwwwwwwgggggggg

hello mate, havent spoken to you in a coons age...

[gay sex]

btw day instead of month first is awful like you people calling it maths

[gay sex]

whens ian gonna get involved is what i wanna know, he was super helpful with that vwls radio show he put on

[DankBlaniels]

bad news but why did you let this go on for a year before saying anything ?

[SkyNigger]

bad news but why did you let this go on for a year before saying anything ?

I regret to inform you old boy, that this is about Number 183 on my list of 'priorities'.

[DankBlaniels]

can we have a sneak peak at some of the other items on this list ?

[SkyNigger]

can we have a sneak peak at some of the other items on this list ?

Well, the top ten are mostly coyote-related...

Page 2 is family noose.

When the occasional dehabilitating bout of civic responsibility overwhelms me, I fight the Red hordes and their pro-tyrant, anti-monarchist, republican desires for blood in Thailand.

Everything else mostly gets ignored, but flashes onto the radar on occasion.

[cup]

scootie mcscoot scoot

[Tyde]

LOL @ Ship and this thread

epic beggar

:getoffthemeth

[Bruce]

Oh no!

[boomroasted, bro]

:popcorn

[niggaplz]

ship it crucial.

[me.]

quinnstevia

[DankBlaniels]

http://blog.dreamhost.com/images/419scammer.jpg

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRc2sDone4y5TD_7QQPzn4a_n18ia4qv J1v52IXlGDz8SQuNnQ

[gay sex]

ian needs to admit a photoshop of the hindenburg with his face in front and the rabid monkey piloting the basket is hilarious and then we can talk ship, sorry ur boat hit a chinberg on the way out to sea

[Tyde]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3442/3762908914_0e7e1b35cd.jpg


http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld54w2DgLm1qc9a7bo1_400.jpg


http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/beaker-oh-shit.jpg

[phantom]

http://memegenerator.net/hell-yeah-jesus/ImageMacro/1480927/hell-yeah-jesus-Oh-Hai-guise-whats-going-on-in-this-thread.jpg

ship me 'incestualt rapist' status, any advertising is good advertising

[SkyNigger]

[I]I'm busto and have been for months now, this isn't really a secret

Yes. That's kind of why I'm pissed. That you would scam me, NEWSFLASH: Broke People Not Good Credit Risks, Gambling Problem. Drugs Problem. Please let me lend to you first.

You should have seen how furious I was when you asked me for a 3rd loan (which I thought was the 2nd what's the deal with that by the way - I have complete blanks on the 1k).

But I remember the 2nd well. You made it out like it was unimportant need for Paypal funds for like something only Paypal related and could ship me anywhere obv. Yeah. you were covering yourself with debt. Fucking loser.

Obv if I had the money scooter would have at least been paid something by now

Motherfucking. Where do niggers get their nerve.

You had money you fucking loser. Did Scooter at least get paid something by now? Ever. /

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

"If I had money..."

Why I....Fucking Canadians seriously. Disgusting race of people.

Noose please. Seriously, how can you have better options going on? What is with these people with no possible cause to give a fuck about the Internet caring about their e-reputations? Is your house going to get robbed now? What is this nonsense about....

[SkyNigger]

Just for the bean counters out there its 980 + 757.50 + x = 3250?

x = backdated vig?

lets hope ship does the right thing and works out a payment plan.

gl.

Obviously. After my "no vig" stipulation. But no way am I going to waste time on actual maths. I just pulled a number out of the air. If anyone explains why it should be another number I'll pull that one. Don't read too much into the non-existent. You might find religion or something.

You will never find loans repaid. Ever.

[SkyNigger]

Bobby Wong, please get in in touch urgently to buy this loan. You're the only one who thinks it has value enough to talk about.*

*don't know Gaucho enough to know if he's screwing around. Probably a no-nosense type of operator, but is Ship's life worth $350 to me. Maybe he'll rob a petrol station and pull one out of the bag like a good junkie would.

You want to know what I will sell it for? You're going to lose your mind. Call Now! Our operators are standing by...googogogo. It's less than $350 you can bet your sweet country ass.

Yeah I'm trying to roll a vacuum. Wish me luck!

As for why I'd bother to pull an arbitrary number of the air for vig:

There are degrees of niggers.

http://i.imgur.com/2m2hI.png

Ship then fluked a 10k tourney win. akl;sjdfkl

[DankBlaniels]

will buy ships debt for

http://www.safeconcerts.com/images/bank/singha-beer-image.jpg

and

http://thaielephantdestin.com/images/pad%20thai.jpg

[Tyde]

http://www.barelyhangingon.com/wp-content/uploads/addictfacesofmethL.jpg

[Tyde]

http://www.salem-news.com/stimg/january182008/meth_suspects_1-18-08.jpg

[Tyde]

http://www.davidbobzien.com/weblog/wp-content/meth_vid.jpg

[Tyde]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/11/23/world/23meth.600.jpg



L9oIQ7hvo-I


http://www.iir.com/centf/resource_center/img/meth_cleanup.jpg


http://a.abcnews.com/images/Blotter/ap_obama_threat_meth_080827_mn.jpg


http://www.drugs-forum.com/meth-amphetamine.gif



http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LfuSegYb4AM/Sja1OO7ul4I/AAAAAAAAALc/nM3bM5lepow/s400/BeavisTheMethHead.jpg

[Tyde]

http://earthfirst.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/meth-chemicals.jpg


http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGC/StaticFiles/Images/Show/46xx/465x/4657-drugs-inc-meth-10_05320299.jpg


http://nationallampoon.com/files/2009/06/meth-energizer-bunny.jpg


http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/070327/070327_meth_hmed_215a.grid-6x2.jpg

[Tyde]

http://www.layoutlocator.com/graphics/dldimg/bcd5f45c10442d1b6fe61e7960f1c12d_muppetmeth1.jpg

[Tyde]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_yG2HbYQQYOw/TH0r-KZu7-I/AAAAAAAAKgo/_LD9rDRz7_c/s400/!0_2010_Meth_ShakeN-Bake.jpg

[Tyde]

http://hollywooddame.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/andrea-agassi-crystal-meth.jpg


http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/andre-agassi-crystal-meth.jpg


http://tennisnoise.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/andre-agassi-crystal-meth.jpg

[Tyde]

http://oi56.tinypic.com/2ihb6zn.jpg

[gay sex]

horrible effort james

[Bruce]

Yes. That's kind of why I'm pissed. That you would scam me, NEWSFLASH: Broke People Not Good Credit Risks, Gambling Problem. Drugs Problem. Please let me lend to you first.

You should have seen how furious I was when you asked me for a 3rd loan (which I thought was the 2nd what's the deal with that by the way - I have complete blanks on the 1k).

But I remember the 2nd well. You made it out like it was unimportant need for Paypal funds for like something only Paypal related and could ship me anywhere obv. Yeah. you were covering yourself with debt. Fucking loser.



Motherfucking. Where do niggers get their nerve.

You had money you fucking loser. Did Scooter at least get paid something by now? Ever. /

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

"If I had money..."

Why I....Fucking Canadians seriously. Disgusting race of people.

Noose please. Seriously, how can you have better options going on? What is with these people with no possible cause to give a fuck about the Internet caring about their e-reputations? Is your house going to get robbed now? What is this nonsense about....


Oh no!

[poofter]

looks like you werent the only investor in the meth house scooter. china chipped in a couple hundo.

[gay sex]

OH THE STORY ONLY GOES DEEPER THANK YOU FOR CHANGING YOUR AVATAR

[poofter]

OH THE STORY ONLY GOES DEEPER THANK YOU FOR CHANGING YOUR AVATAR

congrats on 1k posts.

[gay sex]

fuck

[onestep]

I respectfully disagree with the notion that all stoners are bad. I have started a small business from nothing, and am self employed who occasionally likes to medicate as well.

[Tyde]

I respectfully disagree with the notion that all stoners are bad. I have started a small business from nothing, and am self employed who occasionally likes to medicate as well.


shut the fuck up cock licker

how about medicating yourself with about 150 extra strength tylenols and a bottle of everclear

[Bruce]

Oh no!

[niggaplz]

scootz how much to buy shippies debt? i am interested.

[me.]

same here; i have a broken ipod and a pirated copy of sony vegas

[SkyNigger]

looks like you werent the only investor in the meth house scooter. china chipped in a couple hundo.

Yeah there's a great deal many more people owed by this clown.

NiggaPlz, he owes a lot of people. Ian Robinson waiting for 6 figures before shipping in the Scammatar obv...

[Bruce]

Oh no!

[poofter]

I,]

LOL

[Steerpike]

CHEESE PLACEMENT MY DILLY DILLS!!

[DankBlaniels]

not been keeping up with the internet drama lately who else got rolled ?

[Bruce]

http://i.imgur.com/05XZR.jpg

Oh no!

[Hillbilly Jim]

almost double platinum and not even two pages

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4162DPPG0ML._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Been]

i bet no one got paid back cause meth business is booming

[Tyde]

i bet no one got paid back cause meth business is booming


http://image.spreadshirt.com/image-server/image/composition/16991541/view/1/producttypecolor/1/type/png/width/378/height/378/white-makin-fat-stacks-kids-shirts_design.png

[Been]

i love bruce

[blake]

i take it you never got paid

[SkyNigger]

Daniel Francis owes me like 6 figures and is probably going to pay for it with his life if, later this year, when I am angry enough to endure the sleaze, I'll pursue it.

I've had it up to here with leeches.

[MistaCobalina]

I know a guy in the south puget sound if you need some wet work.

[MistaCobalina]

My cousin frank


http://sidesalad.net/archives/LobsterManJpg.jpg

[SkyNigger]

I do need some wet work. I cannot tolerate the fucking nauseous dribble of leeches.

[Been]

a public forum is not the best venue to discuss such matters

[Hillbilly Jim]

dont try to help them bean they cant run a secret society or keep their safe houses safe
what makes you think they are capable of keeping wet work off the books

[MistaCobalina]

Are you saying cousin frank can't do the job, you son of a bitch?

[SkyNigger]

rip been

[onestep]

My wet work includes complimentary ass raping.

[anatine]

Perhaps but who are your references?

[Hillbilly Jim]

My wet work includes complimentary ass raping.

is that before, during or after the garroting

[sʇןɐs ɥʇɐq ɥsıʞɹnʇ]

Daniel Francis owes me like 6 figures and is probably going to pay for it with his life if, later this year, when I am angry enough to endure the sleaze, I'll pursue it.

I've had it up to here with leeches.

Pretty sure ship owing you a large sum for his meth habit is somehow intermingling with your emotions toward me.