JACKDANIELS in Bangkok on Jan 18th

[DankBlaniels]

scooter lets go fuck some sluts and run amok

also i am still offering 2 bottles of singha beer and some pad thai to buy ships debt from you

[SkyNigger]

lolz. I'm in the process of fighting the rigg to get a new apartment but sure (to the first two proposals).

bit far ahead for me to plan with any legitimate intent, but happy to sign one of those good faith contracts that all the high school recruits sign with the college scouts but which has no legal bearing on anything etc

[SkyNigger]

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[gay sex]

u are literally homeless

[Barbera Sankonavic]

scooter lets go fuck some sluts and run amok

also i am still offering 2 bottles of singha beer and some pad thai to buy ships debt from you

I've had three tr's from people visiting Scooter, one was him not answering the door for two weeks, one was walking around naked for two weeks and the other i can't remember.

I'd say proceed with gingerly caution

[Vwls with one L dammit]

Pictures are required.

[DankBlaniels]

well if ya not homeless by the time and the stars are in alignment perhaps we can go drink beers and stuff

main purpose of the trip isnt to visit scooter so if nothing is doing no worries

also am back in bkk somtime towards the end of february so if you are mia this time maybe something can be done on the return leg

good luck

[MistaCobalina]

Be sure to stop by the local bangkok street vendors, word is they have some real treats..


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[DankBlaniels]

i see what you did there mcgee you sure got me

[Vwls with one L dammit]

fried rat mmmmmm

[SkyNigger]

I've had three tr's from people visiting Scooter, one was him not answering the door for two weeks, one was walking around naked for two weeks and the other i can't remember.

I'd say proceed with gingerly caution

I cannot fault the wisdom in your advice but you're basing it on sheer slander.

main purpose of the trip isnt to visit scooter so if nothing is doing no worries

also am back in bkk somtime towards the end of february so if you are mia this time maybe something can be done on the return leg

I cannot fault the wisdom in your purposeful prioritising but it should be a date.

It's just that, for a sentimental sap, I have curious issues with commitment to schedules / agendas / to do lists.

[SkyNigger]

Oh. I got a new apartment also.

It's fucking....AMAZING!!!!!!!!

Just quietly. Internet is 50 Mbps / 20 dawwwggs.

And you can see the bedroom from one of the bathrooms. No wall, just glass. crazy anyone could look in when you're having a bubble bath, if they're in the master bed and you're in the bath

If only my whore ex-g/f could see me now.

If only she cared to.

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[Barbera Sankonavic]

Nice apartment, do they make them for men?

[SkyNigger]

What should I do put a racing car bed in? wtf. that's a dude's interior design dawwggg

[Steerpike]

Gonna need some proper curtains to keep that bullshit glare off the TV screen.

Solid apartment tho, internet speed is very good and I like the sinks, racing car bed couldn't hurt.

[anatine]

requesting cost of new apt and is it a year long lease?

[SkyNigger]

requesting cost of new apt and is it a year long lease?

11 months yeah...40k/month for 2 bdrm 2 bath 68 sqm 33rd of 34 floors. is hot. pretty prettty pretttty hot. girls decor notwithstanding

[anatine]

11 months yeah...40k/month for 2 bdrm 2 bath 68 sqm 33rd of 34 floors. is hot. pretty prettty pretttty hot. girls decor notwithstanding

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seriously if your visa lawyer can lay hands on me, id rock that shit for a year in a heart beat.

[SkyNigger]

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seriously if your visa lawyer can lay hands on me, id rock that shit for a year in a heart beat.

To best of my knowledge, he's out of commission - but I gave you his number right?

There are guys about that still doing roaring trade, I just don't know them...specifically. But on thaivisa.com forum I'm sure a bit of subtle sniffing about would lead a foxhound to the scent...

There are 1 bdrm 51 sqm ones going for 30k obv. This is a WAY higher end building than my last one, which wasn't no slouch. But this building is a bit more....

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[DankBlaniels]

nice apartment, good to hear you wont be sleeping in a bush when i come over

am also not very good at sticking to a schedule i dont like making plans as i never stick to them

will give you a shout before i arrive i will be spending a good amount of my time there in the pub so meeting in any given one shouldnt be to difficult

[DankBlaniels]

also i want one of these


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[DankBlaniels]

in the airport about to fly from auckland to christchurch then on to thailand

scooter lets go get some sluts 1x

[DankBlaniels]

just landed in sydney only another hour or so before i arrive fucking airports i hate this shit

[DankBlaniels]

also no smoking are in this fucking airport WTF is this shit

[SkyNigger]

also no smoking are in this fucking airport WTF is this shit

Just got your PM, I assume you're talking about an Australian airport at it's only midnight here.

Will attempt to send you SMS shortly, have yourself a nice long smoke in Suvarnabhumi smoking rooms as there is some classic Thai shenanigans going on with the immigration queues at the moment (one can speculate on the 'reasons' all one wants, but lol @ Westerners trying to make sense of queues 1 hr long when normally there isn't any queue and there is no justifiable reason for not staffing 2/3rds of the desks...there are shenanigans afoot, and Westerners wouldn't understand until they realised the immensity of Thai brilliance and pettiness and their endless machinations and politik-ing)

If you get this or the response I'm planning to write to your PM but no SMS, it will be a simcard issue so buy a local one for $4 or w/e and holla.

[SkyNigger]

lol I'm too ahem to function.

I didn't write the above with the expectancy of your having a smart-phone which instantly clicked into DTAC roaming at the airport. Although that's possible, so a 'saver'...

I'm just loose, and didn't realise it's unlikely you'd be on the internet before going through immigration hehhh oh my

[SkyNigger]

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[GAMBLE-BOT]

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[DankBlaniels]

lol @ that pic i dont worry fella am not missing in action.

i landed at 1am this morning bkk time, sailed through immigration by the time i got to my hotel was 2:30 and i was fucked after pretty much 24 hours of airports and flying so just crashed.

got up at 9:30 ate a shitty breakfast in the hotel and been basically wandering round bkk all day not sure exactly where the fuck i am but am determined to find my way back to somewhere i no without asking for directions for no good reason other than my own amusement.

scooter pm me your number or tell me a good time/place meet up tonight will check back here in a few hours see what the story is.

[DankBlaniels]

:clive

[SkyNigger]

scooter pm me your number or tell me a good time/place meet up tonight will check back here in a few hours see what the story is.

done. not much on tonight. but will see if I can't notch up a 3rd consecutive W v sleep...

[DankBlaniels]

lets give it a go possiblity for shenanigans better than 50/50 at the moment imo

[SkyNigger]

Oh I'm guessing up near 70% but it's the quality of the shenanigans which may suffer from my (well-practised but not completely perfected) foray into Sleep Deprivation, and Beyond.

My apartment is filthy at the moment, after moving in, I did nothing and just piled up garbage. And I haven't yet gotten around to re-hiring my maid. And it's unlikely that I'll be cleaning it. With that caveat, if you felt you could endure some boxes and loose garbage and the odds unexplainable smell...swing around if you like.

I got some red wine and beer here. Willing to swap for food (to save me the effort of a FoodbyPhone order)...

If you wanted to go to Soi Cowboy, which I think isn't the worst idea you've had, we'll want to get there before 9 or 9:30. Yup. Such is the nature of Demand v Supply.

faggotry.

(the nature, if you were wondering...faggotry. because I'm in my 3rd year in Thailand and I've been out before midnight maybe twice and one of those times I very nearly shipped the aids.)

[GAMBLE-BOT]

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[DankBlaniels]

met scooter yesterday and fun times were had. he is one funny motherfucker thats for sure.

if he wants to tell the story thats fine by me but i am to lazy to write any more than this for now and anyways am going to drink a beer but i can definately confirm that scooter is the man !

[SkyNigger]

met scooter yesterday and fun times were had. he is one funny motherfucker thats for sure.

if he wants to tell the story thats fine by me but i am to lazy to write any more than this for now and anyways am going to drink a beer but i can definately confirm that scooter is the man !

This motherfucker right.

Comes to my city. Stands me up first night. Thankfully drags me out of my faggotry of depression to Soi Cowboy where he proceeds to twist my subconscious arm to take a whole bunch of girls back to my apartment for shenanigans.

All good right?

No. This motherfucker.

After ~2-3 min I have completed my duties. I induced no squeals of delight but there were many echoing around my apartment, waking up the neighbours I would have had except I'm the only person on my floor.

After 10 min of squeals of delight I'm thinking "this motherfucker is just showing off now".

After 20 min of squeals of delight I'm thinking "this motherfucker is really making me look bad now".

After 30 min of squeals of delight I'm starting to alternate between putting a cap in my own ass out of shame or putting a cap in his ass and then ordering the four girls to squeal for me.

After 40 min of squeals of delight I'm too depressed to do anything so I just lie there listening.

After 50 min of squeals of delight, there is finally sweet blessed silence.

I emerge to find exhausted women everywhere, a Cheshire cat grin on JACKDANIEL's face.

I play it cool, however. One must have one's dignity when one has been emasculated. :wisdom

But seriously...

This motherfucker.

[blake]

this weekend, i'll probably go to work, then possibly try to fit in a trip to bed bath and beyond. not sure that i'll have enough time.

regardless, i'll be in a hyundai sonata.

[gay sex]

rofl

[SkyNigger]

Also JACKDANIELS this is the essay I was telling you about. Once you've read it, we can continue the debate...

The Golden Lie: the Manipulation of Emotion -a scuter essayâ„¢ (http://forum.pokercrack.com/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=39608)

[SkyNigger]

this weekend, i'll probably go to work, then possibly try to fit in a trip to bed bath and beyond. not sure that i'll have enough time.

regardless, i'll be in a hyundai sonata.

If Shaunita ever gives you the slip, or if you ever wish to give Shaunita the slip, come visit me in Bangkok and leave Shaunita, your Hyundai and your kid at home.

I will introduce you to stuff. Stuff that will challenge the constructs of your reality. Probably not in a good (long-term, societal-deemed productive) way.

But if they weren't fun, then your constructs would not be challenged.

You know you want to. You know...

:niggersknow

[me.]

i'll never allow myself the basest touch of a wo/man ever again

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[me.]

basest wasn't quite the word i was looking for

[Steerpike]

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[me.]

what i would give to be legitimately autistic

[DankBlaniels]

scooter i just read that thread it makes sense and i agree with what your are saying.

i can accept that people only associate with each other for their own purposes. however the main reason for me and probably most people ( i hope ) to hang around together i simply because we enjoy each others company.

i guess it is selfish in some way to want to hang round with people who are funny and good to talk to as opposed to people who are dull and uninteresting.

even though as you say it may be more optimal to "Convince others to do unto you as they would like you to do unto them. Then you do unto them whatever you freaking wish to do. Dumb suckers." as opposed to "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." i would much rather do the second, sub optimal play.

truth is not everyone is a cunt who is just looking out for number one and fuck everyone else.

obv there are some cunts out there no doubt but there are still plenty of good people who wont fuck their mates over at the drop of a hat and who defo wouldnt fall out over "the mere attentions of a meaningless floozy"

[Steerpike]

looks like jack daniels has aborted his plan to steal scooter's hubcaps

[DankBlaniels]

not aborted just put on hold until i find a buyer