Ted Cruz Drops Out...

[VaughnP]

President Trump is going to be a real thing. He literally tore through the entire Republican party. I have said it all along. Hillary has more dirt on her than literally any politician maybe ever, and he is not going to hold back. Should be entertaining. We are seriously just a couple decades away from an Idiocracy type of President Comacho, WWE thing.

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keep ur nerd politics to toads site

[Hillbilly Jim]

now he can resume being the zodiac killer

[VaughnP]

Trump is literally going to spend a billion dollars on negative Hillary ads. I couldn't care less if he wins, but someone finally needs to fully call that bitch on her shit.

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it wont be dave cuz his life is now a cuck dreamscape

[VaughnP]

hOjJUgADNaI

[Hillbilly Jim]

first time there has been asian writing and cucks mentioned and it isnt about blake

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Now now let's not be making the Dave is a cuck thing a thing. I did get maurice back so that counts for something. And gare is the one who wears girl size shorts.

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In other news, tyde is being a pussy and ducking my trump v Clinton $100 bet offer.

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair i was talking about those gooks saying GOP cucks and trump stealing their wives while riding an elephant

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lol at young dave pretending he wasnt cucked by an older jew

[Hillbilly Jim]

dang guys gare is posting on jewdonks account over at pfa

Has anyone looked yet at the polls of Hillary vs Trump in Ohio, Florida, and North Carolina?

Because if he loses ANY of those 3, it's game over.


Says the guy who stated on multiple occasions that TRUMP had no chance to win the GOP nomination.

Your jimmery knows no bounds

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morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[Hillbilly Jim]

:jammed

[VaughnP]

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[VaughnP]

How racist was this Facebook status? "I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by mowing my own lawn."

[gay sex]

Its not a terrible joke but it's not great either like a 7.1

[Hillbilly Jim]

sounds like a nice guy gave a mexican a day off to celebrate

[Bobby Wong]

what if it's vaughan's mexican friend saying that he's so glad to have a little time off so he can get caught up on things around the house

[rum dick]

Get real Bob, vaughn doesn't have any friends.

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Its not a terrible joke but it's not great either like a 7.1

Kinda like the chicks vaughn bangs

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Vaughn let me take a moment to apologize for the last two posts. I'm in a mood today. It'd probably be for the best to go ahead and ignore me for the next 14 hours or so.

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But seriously you probably aren't banging 7.5s or higher (which is nothing to be ashamed of and you're likely doing waaaaay better than ian's done on his best day). Also you probably have a friend or two.

[Hillbilly Jim]

dont forget he doesnt know how to fuck 18 year old emo video game addicts

[VaughnP]

What kind of weird, dark place is Dave in?

[VaughnP]

dont forget he doesnt know how to fuck 18 year old emo video game addicts

This chick turned out to be pretty cool. I am not interested in pump and dumping that one. She'd probably be a top tier poster. Maybe I should introduce her to Skatz? If she got hooked on the site, she's the type like Michael of old that would post 200 times day, only difference being she is female and legit hot, plus easily in the top 1% of all women in terms of intelligence. Pretty rare combo.

[VaughnP]

But seriously you probably aren't banging 7.5s or higher (which is nothing to be ashamed of and you're likely doing waaaaay better than ian's done on his best day). Also you probably have a friend or two.

I bang a wide variety of women. Occasional hotties, because even for the best of us, this is hard to do, but with a decent game, middle of the line to 8ish is a walk in the park. Just be charming, fearless, and get to the point about wanting to use them -- basically treat them like dishonest prostitutes. Oh, and having a little weed helps.

[VaughnP]

I literally just dropped a girl off. Got head, followed by doggystyle off the side of the bed. Had her out the door within 10 minutes of that being over with. The real art is in convincing them prior to the act that they need to go home and that leaving is their idea. Now I have about half a pitcher of margaritas I made with some goat tequila left all to myself. I think I really am horrible. This is the fourth night of this kind of thing with that girl, any more and it will start to feel relationshipy. A friend of mine who is a master cocksman would routinely pretend to leave town for "work" etc. in these times. I don't know what to do.

[VaughnP]

That dude literally once packed a bag with a girl there and had another lifelong friend of mine come pick him up so they could head to a nonexistent job site. I'm just not that kind of piece of shit. At least I don't think.

[Hillbilly Jim]

This chick turned out to be pretty cool. I am not interested in pump and dumping that one. She'd probably be a top tier poster. Maybe I should introduce her to Skatz? If she got hooked on the site, she's the type like Michael of old that would post 200 times day, only difference being she is female and legit hot, plus easily in the top 1% of all women in terms of intelligence. Pretty rare combo.
nothing stopping you from having sex with her more than one time

[Bobby Wong]

pretty sure there's a few things stopping women from having sex with vaughan p more than once

[Hillbilly Jim]

probably has to do with his low level of magic

http://i.imgur.com/dhuGUE8.gif

[Bobby Wong]

vaughan p confirmed charlatan

[rum dick]

I'm pretty sure vaughn's dick can bench press more than gare's lunch lady arms can.

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Vaughn --- how many different women have you lied to this week?

Eta - lied to might be a bit too much. How about we change it to how many have you manipulated into doing what you want?

Also, has your friend ever gotten caught while he was supposed to be out of town on a business/work trip?

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Also have you ever considered becoming a life coach for guys who can't get laid? I'm betting at least 45% of the PFA posters could use your help. And a few of them could maybe even afford to pay you.

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And last question --- what brand of truck stop dick pills do you and/or your friends use the most? The local gas station carries "Dr. Rhino" and the clerk says they fly off the shelf even though they're $8 a pop.

[Hillbilly Jim]

von is def a hotrod 5000 sort of guy

http://cdn3.bigcommerce.com/s-heb185/products/1602/images/3485/797882108022__69616.1409717574.500.750.jpg?c=2

[VaughnP]

Vaughn --- how many different women have you lied to this week?

Eta - lied to might be a bit too much. How about we change it to how many have you manipulated into doing what you want?

Also, has your friend ever gotten caught while he was supposed to be out of town on a business/work trip?

I honestly don't lie that often. Only reason I ever do is the situations mentioned here about avoiding something and trying to let a girl a down easy. It's honestly usually just a stretch of the truth too, for the most part. I am an insanely busy person these days.

And the guy in question is a ginger lite asshole, and he has been caught at least twice that I know of. He is just one of those dudes that seriously doesn't give a fuck and can laugh off basically anything. I am nowhere near as cruel to women as him.

[VaughnP]

Also, the number for that week was 4 or 5ish on the manipulation front. Keep in mind that I am recently single. I honestly wasn't fucking around on the girl I was with either, which when I think back on it is incredible for me.

[VaughnP]

Also have you ever considered becoming a life coach for guys who can't get laid? I'm betting at least 45% of the PFA posters could use your help. And a few of them could maybe even afford to pay you.

I do have a pretty effective system, but for the most part it isn't anything planned. I think I just naturally learned how to handle women. My two best friends growing up were way better with women than me. One of them on the nice guy, yet player angle (he was literally prom king in high school), and the other is the asshole I am talking about in this thread (who was a movie archetypal cliche star athlete character). I think I just took and borrowed from their techniques over the years and have since surpassed them both.

[VaughnP]

nothing stopping you from having sex with her more than one time

I might be able to pull that off, but she can see through the bullshit and is pretty much wanting a real relationship.

[VaughnP]

And last question --- what brand of truck stop dick pills do you and/or your friends use the most? The local gas station carries "Dr. Rhino" and the clerk says they fly off the shelf even though they're $8 a pop.

Rofl. Not old enough to be at that point yet. I would honestly try them though.

[VaughnP]

vaughan p confirmed charlatan

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