ALERT

[gay sex]

tine watches the new version of hawaii 5.0

disgusting bro this is for ur own good

[anatine]

why you gotta blow up spots?

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RE ALERT tine was the only guy in the theaters to realize the background kid in the social network was the kid from jurassic park, he ruined the movie for everyone

[anatine]

I was watching a MSNBC expose on a sex dungeonmaster just now, and this 60 year old honkey sadist was dancing awkwardly to Set It Off by Big Daddy Kane with the object of his affection on home video.

Anyway Id still fuck Paula Abdul silly to the literal max, and if she was busy, Id fall back on Paula Poundstone.

[anatine]

Literally CikybHxxOB0&autoplay-1

[gay sex]

literally im not 45 so i dont know who big daddy kane is though

[anatine]

Reverse implied shout out to Meg and Chris from Family Guy making out.

[gay sex]

btw i roasted you so hard on that red headed kid from jurassic park joke

[anatine]

literally im not 45 so i dont know who big daddy kane is though

Take this magic pill, I'll show you what you could never imagine.

[gay sex]

also a re roast cuz you seriously thought this bdk thing had legs

[gay sex]

rofl you just got -finboned

[gay sex]

although you may counter for whatever the fuck it was you said to chaps, i believe it was GO LIMP SON, which was just god damn incredible and completely unappreciated

[anatine]

look i didnt set autoplay on that, dont make me regret it.

[gay sex]

i will seriously watch william shatner ads for priceline before i watch something from the 80s

[anatine]

dawg why arent you watching Science channel.

the sound effects alone....

[gay sex]

i dvred the idiot abroad show on the sci channel

[anatine]

fucking African lakes.

was there ever any doubt they were filled with villains and evil?

[gay sex]

but bra its iron chef battle gruyere on the food net, i have to be watching this

[anatine]

obv recording it

[gay sex]

honestly though i want that line about you pointing out the dustin moscovitz character was the kid from jurassic park on a fucking pillow, it was literally that good

[gay sex]

oh and hey peons who lurk shout out to robideaux i apologize for even letting some of this plat leak from the ist

[gay sex]

badgers your name is still <stealth edited, let's see if gay sex notices> though :( shout out to that 2012 degree from <edit> that your striving for, i recommend you post more so we can put up the pasty shots of you with ur hawaiin pals with black cocks all over it if we dont get lazy

*WINK* <more editing>

[gay sex]

you do have like 50 different poker forum accounts though so dont slip up timmy

[DankBlaniels]

they should have called the new version hawaii 5.1

[me.]

who is that.