lately i have been pissing out the leg of my shorts

[Hillbilly Jim]

fuck pulling them down, just pull up the leg of your shorts and pull out your dick yall

[Bobby Wong]

did you learn that by clicking a banner that said this one weird trick will change the way you piss forever

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/tofNaa8.jpg

[Hillbilly Jim]

that is a weird thing to be doing if you are a one legged man

[Bobby Wong]

https://i.imgur.com/F1ZnpkM.gif

[Hillbilly Jim]

sadly i had to shut down fuzzy squirrel productions

[Bobby Wong]

jim harassing all the actresses yall

[Bobby Wong]

he's like, you know what a fuzzy squirrel eats for breakfast, sugartits?

and next thing you know he's got his balls hanging out the leg of his shorts and he's like, fuzzy nuts! and just chortles until he can't breathe.

[Hillbilly Jim]

I would hang out on the streets of the Upper West Side in New York City, and approach women. I would in rapid-fire fashion tell them that I was a Hollywood director and offer to show them my Directors Guild of America card. The pitch invariably ended up with an invite to meet privately—sometimes at an outlandishly late hour—to talk about appearing in one of my films.

[Bobby Wong]

hour so outlandish y'all

[Militant Quacks]

it really was

[Militant Quacks]

want to know what else is incredibly outlandish ?

[Militant Quacks]

JIMS FACE

[Militant Quacks]

HEYOOOOOOOO

[Hillbilly Jim]

is it my face or my clothes?

https://i.imgur.com/lL7VXLX.gif

[Behemoth]

welcome to the club, Jimmy. The lift up your shorts and let the wang drain club.