simonize: Dictionary.com Word of the Day

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simonize: to shine or polish to a high sheen, especially with wax.

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[Hillbilly Jim]

jack daniels simonizes the shit out of a rape scene before he leaves the country
the 3rd world police run in and start slipping and sliding on the 12 layers of wax