***Official Jim Death Speculation Thread***

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/FAWfRvA.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=ttdM4vM2aFEC&pg=PT105&lpg=PT105&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&source=bl&ots=B8Qj-sNavz&sig=RwR1W_mLI0ulroD45wlFI5r5L7s&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYjaGvysHUAhXJ7iYKHb3CD-sQ6AEIQjAH#v=onepage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/nQbCCkT.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=QyVBAAAAIAAJ&q=%22is+jim+dead?%22&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitr7ahy8HUAhUBaCYKHYWgDr4Q6AEIWTAJ

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/da6MYfo.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=bPNHZc-WE1wC&pg=PA81&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitr7ahy8HUAhUBaCYKHYWgDr4Q6AEIUzAI#v=on epage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/roxk00p.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=nybOCgAAQBAJ&pg=PT99&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitr7ahy8HUAhUBaCYKHYWgDr4Q6AEISDAG#v=on epage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

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[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/j8wzI0t.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=YwwP37yOQowC&pg=PT87&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiBl6DFzcHUAhVL5iYKHTURDwg4ChDoAQhAMAU#v =onepage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/pnrabXg.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=mZbcAgAAQBAJ&pg=PT783&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiBl6DFzcHUAhVL5iYKHTURDwg4ChDoAQhKMAc#v =onepage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

http://i.imgur.com/4zRO3YU.png

https://books.google.com/books?id=UYZ3vYOhnS8C&pg=PT175&dq=%22is+jim+dead?%22&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwitr7ahy8HUAhUBaCYKHYWgDr4Q6AEIPTAE#v=on epage&q=%22is%20jim%20dead%3F%22&f=false

[Bobby Wong]

glambo more alive than jim, y'all

http://i.imgur.com/rNqTQWx.png

[anatine]

naw bro thats just druff

[gay sex]

He obviously got crushed under a stack of weird books as be was trying to get down something from the top of a bookshelf it fell on him years of muscle atrophy meant be couldn't escape and no one checked on him in the attic for a week and -fin

[gay sex]

It was probably like a crock pot cuz he would keep it on a bookshelf

[Bobby Wong]

guys it's okay, jim's just busy occupying

http://i.imgur.com/4at4p3N.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

wait guys, it turns out this is actually jim and he's okay except he has a bullet lodged in his brain

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[Bobby Wong]

nevermind y'all, it turns out jims a congressman now

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/06/yall-sent-me-to-washington-at-an-interesting-time/529944/

[Bobby Wong]

also possible jim is the guy who told trump to stay away from paris

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http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/who-is-trumps-friend-jim

[Bobby Wong]

oh wow guys, jims been making a movie

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[VaughnP]

It's not even a joke at this point. The guy is dead. There's no other explanation.

I think we have to declare room temperature water the official drink of summer again for 2017 in his honor.

[blake]

to draw him out of retirement, i will start using a fake jim account, which will be terrible and embarrass him into posting again

[blake]

which, ironically, jim did to hex, in hex's classic "I fucked my cousin" thread

http://www.skatzpoker.org/forums/showthread.php?t=20924

[blake]

watching the real hex flip out, insisting that the fake hex wasn't him and that he didn't fuck his cousin was one of the top moments on this site

[blake]

or it wasn't that great, and that's just the sedatives talking

[gay sex]

I'm feeling ur Benadryl game with a little zzquil when not drinking it's. A solid rest

[gay sex]

Also let's just fingers crossed that Jim is just too deep in his fantasy baseball season and disappointed in our lack of posting that he will be back in time to call us fags during football season

[gay sex]

Like Vaughn just reminded me I haven't even come up with a drink of the summer this year and or informed you that Halo top ice cream is so hot right now

[gay sex]

Lemon cake flavor and chocolate are straight incredible like you could eat 20 chips or a pint of ice cream sugar alcohol is actual witch craft

[VaughnP]

It's not a retirement. The line on "found dead slumped over a keyboard in a room with cheap, fake wooden wall paneling from the 80s covered in European soccer posters and Serena Williams ass printouts, with scattered filth of trash, cigarette butts, and half empty glasses of room temperature water" is like -2000 at this point. There's no way that weirdo could go half a year without logging in here or on PFA.

[gay sex]

Also while I haven't found a line on skatz official drink of summer for non alcoholic it's clearly raspberry lime sparkling Arrowhead there's no sodium so Rupert get on that also baby driver is s highly enjoyable

[gay sex]

Highly enjoyable is the new hot right now

[VaughnP]

Jim also got to read his own memorial thread.

[Bobby Wong]

not gonna lie, i was hella sad about jim's death

[Militant Quacks]

I just got word from Jims sister. Here I was posting arguments one second and get a kick in the nuts the next second. Fuck. This is fucking terrible. He seemed to be doing ok last I saw him. Shocked and now starting to cry. A great guy he was. Fuck