lets talk goats

[anatine]

can I just like, get a small steel shed and use it to house goats? what do i need to do in winter to keep my goats happy?

i have about 2 acres with an unchecked poison ivy situation in some areas and i need a nuclear option.

[Bobby Wong]

wAXJmUqlnUw

[anatine]

OH HERE WE GO

[Bobby Wong]

http://www.randomgoat.com/

[anatine]

can i feed my goats garbage?

[mwh72]

wAXJmUqlnUw

Greatest video ever.

Real talk, this goat tried to rape my nephew. He had to climb on top of the 4-wheeler to get away.

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a304/mwh72/9735A547-2809-4BB4-A225-34476FAC0A92-3281-00000538235D19A6_zpsba62b7a3.jpg

[anatine]

in fairness your nephew is sending some serious mixed signals there bro

[mwh72]

in fairness your nephew is sending some serious mixed signals there bro

He got sprayed with goat musk.

There were few choices.

[Bobby Wong]

http://www.goattalk.com/forum/index.php

[gay sex]

In goat talk I just launched my first ever formal consumer complaint these door dash idiots last weekend I ordered some rum for some cocktail going like okay fine ill pay 30 dollars including a 25 percent tip cuz yolo and I had people over and it was mai tai time

WROOOOOOOOOOONG

idiot shows up gets my id, idiot then calls me back 15 minutes later and is like NEED TO SCAN UR ID, IDIOT CALLS ME BACK 10 minutes after that goes scan didn't work go back outside give him id again , this is where it got toddish idiot calls me back 90 minutes after that and is like uh you need to come outside I have to scan you id again or my manager said I call the authorities I said lol you dumb faggot call the authorities and honestly first time in my life I lit up some food service nerd but LIT HIM UP on the phone whos ur manager oh hes not in the yadda yadda, figured out it was probably this idiot steve kenning


TWELVE DOLLARS PEOPLE GOT ME A 12 DOLLAR DOORDASH CREDIT

goat move

[gay sex]

Honestly I might follow through on my boycott I've given these faggots so much business but 12 dollars is like free banana bread from a place I enjoy its 50 50

[Bobby Wong]

what was he going to say to the authorities?

[gay sex]

That is what I said I was like hey moron I paid for it I'm in my 30's the fuck happens if I don't come outside again and then i realized I was just going in on a poor idiot who had no control and was just reading me back whatever email he had cuz he fucked up scanning my id for the 3rd time and was like nope I"M GOING TO CORPORATE

[gay sex]

Honestly 12 dollars though is so offensive I'm on the fence

[gay sex]

But I do love getting weird shit delivered I will never be that principled

[anatine]

you should assemble some prayer warriors to make this process go more smoothly next time

http://www.goattalk.com/forum/index.php?PHPSESSID=f2d742qnmln8s602ord2mu3tl3&board=23.0

[gay sex]

Honestly why do we allow you to post here again

[gay sex]

Btw that DeAngelo trade https://goo.gl/images/frFKac

[gay sex]

Honestly I can't from my phone but it's Lakers guy all day can't stop won't stop https://goo.gl/images/frFKac

[blake]

if you actually like that russell trade, you're an idiot. magic is an idiot. the lakers are idiots. that franchise will be horrible under his watch.

[gay sex]

Great story colangelo

[gay sex]

That was an insult lurkers

[blake]

they basically gave dlo away for getting someone to take mozgov.

franchise = ruined.

[gay sex]

Also lol how dumb u are getting rid of moz for brolo maaaaaarrrronnne

[gay sex]

Brolo literally swung like 9 of our games last year

[blake]

Brolo literally swung like 9 of our games last year

they're obv renting him for one year and letting him walk for cap space

[gay sex]

Follow up have u seen what randle looks like

[gay sex]

He literally said yolo contract year and has a 13 pack

[gay sex]

Check the gram gross Asian guy

[gay sex]

Btw that Lakers eltics part 2 where they dissect the 84 finals my dad still not over it

[blake]

this has little to do with goats

[anatine]

i just seriously got quoted $5000 to have goats deal with my poison ivy.

i mean sfo i just buy my own at this point right?

[Bobby Wong]

hire grapes to do it

[anatine]

grapes has a conflict of interest with the spiders these goats would surely displace.

[mwh72]

i just seriously got quoted $5000 to have goats deal with my poison ivy.


You can buy like 1000 goats for that amount.

[anatine]

seriously i wanted to ask the guy if he accepts donated goats but i felt he might try to talk me out of it.

[Bobby Wong]

If you try to hire a decent hooker for a three day weekend she's going to want some absurd amount of money, when for probably half as much you can buy a bride from a former soviet republic and drop her off at the bus station six weeks later.

[gay sex]

from my experience 500 will get you like 3 to 5 hours with any hooker born in the 90s why would you ever want them for a weekend

[gay sex]

i have taken a hooker to mortons in palm springs after I was done playing blackjack but it was cuz i needed the prime burger

[Bobby Wong]

it was an analogy bro

[gay sex]

dont sass mouth me rupert

[gay sex]

wow nick young opting out LOVE YOU SWAGGY P

[blake]

gare taking a hooker to morton's was a direction i didn't see this thread taking

[gay sex]

has to be done sometimes

[gay sex]

listen if ur gonna cheat take a hooker to mortons after playing blackjack its like the worst steakhouse in the city but the prime burger is good

[Bobby Wong]

Two weeks ago, tine was at the discount goat dealer all like, "I just don't understand how a goat can be slightly irregular, this one looks just fine."

http://i.imgur.com/SbD3XF6.png

[Bobby Wong]

http://goatsofanarchy.com/coming-soon/

[gay sex]

honestly were so lucky to have you in our lives

[gay sex]

also federer

[gay sex]

i said also federer before he literally started rape fucking this croatian

[gay sex]

lol this dude started crying i apologize for being so mean

[gay sex]

mcenroe roasting this guy loooool

[Hillbilly Jim]

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[Donald trump]

In goat talk I just launched my first ever formal consumer complaint these door dash idiots last weekend I ordered some rum for some cocktail going like okay fine ill pay 30 dollars including a 25 percent tip cuz yolo and I had people over and it was mai tai time

WROOOOOOOOOOONG

idiot shows up gets my id, idiot then calls me back 15 minutes later and is like NEED TO SCAN UR ID, IDIOT CALLS ME BACK 10 minutes after that goes scan didn't work go back outside give him id again , this is where it got toddish idiot calls me back 90 minutes after that and is like uh you need to come outside I have to scan you id again or my manager said I call the authorities I said lol you dumb faggot call the authorities and honestly first time in my life I lit up some food service nerd but LIT HIM UP on the phone whos ur manager oh hes not in the yadda yadda, figured out it was probably this idiot steve kenning


TWELVE DOLLARS PEOPLE GOT ME A 12 DOLLAR DOORDASH CREDIT

goat move

HOF

[Ikechukwu Oboabona]

You know the famous Nigerian saying! "Big brains, bigger penis, small goat."

Here inferiour white man raises goats inferiorly on kitchen table. Unsanitary.

o_WwTA7-uoE

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure that is a picnic table