dear skatz lawyers read this long ass thread about the best law school in the country

[Hillbilly Jim]

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=195434

MIDBEST 4 LYF!!

best 59 pages you will read this month

[blake]

No.

[Hillbilly Jim]

your loss not knowing about andre douglas pond cummings

Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote:

I am not exaggerating when I say that I would not hire someone who submitted a resume with four uncapitalized names at my local grocery store, much less at fucking Kirkland and Ellis.

I suppose the nicest thing I could say about andre douglas pond cummings is that I literally could not troll Indiana Tech better than that. If I were making someone up to exaggerate how terrible their faculty would be for comedic effect, I'd say to myself, "I'll give him a law degree and an undergrad degree from the two most different places I can possibly think of, the both of which someone couldn't possibly be an alumnus. How about he gets his undergrad degree at BYU and then goes to Howard? I'll make him sound like he's in that kind of 'definitely white but with legit black credentials' thing going on, like Eminem or Jason Kidd. And then I'll have him be an expert at something a BYU student would think a Howard law student studies. I've got it--he'll be a hip-hop professor! And I'll give him some experience at a good firm like Kirkland and Ellis just to add some WTF to the whole thing--it'll let everyone assume some recruiter got lazy during the boom years and just hired him sight unseen because he assumed a Howard grad named andre douglas pond cummings was the last guy to fill their diversity quota for the year. And just for the fuck of it, he won't capitalize any of his names! Ha ha, this is going to be so funny! Everyone is going to quickly realize this is a joke and couldn't possibly be an accurate description of a real person!"

The CV of andre douglas pond cummings also contains the following interesting tidbits:

-ADPC's law review articles are actually titled with hip-hop quotes, making for interestingly-titled articles like “Never Let Me Slip ‘Cause If I Slip Then I’m Slippin’’”: California’s Paranoid Slide From Bakke to Proposition 209"
-ADPC is a board member of Shortfuze Records.
-ADPC has experience at the Pro Surf and Volleyball Championships.
-ADPC would do anything for love, but he won't do that.

I only made one of those up.

[Bobby Wong]

maybe dre-doug just doesn't capitalize his name in homage to his great grandpa e e

[Hillbilly Jim]

that is exactly the reason why he doesnt capitalize his name bro

[Bobby Wong]

guess i dont need to read the long ass thread then

[Hillbilly Jim]

there is a lot more to adpc than just being the hip hop professor

[Bobby Wong]

this is a pretty transparent ploy to distract from your ass raiding allegations jimbo

[Hillbilly Jim]

Have they ever actually published the median numbers for the first class?

LSAT: 146
GPA: 3.03

law.indianatech.edu/admissions/consumerinfo/


146? How is that possible?

It's even more sad that it isn't even the lowest LSAT median for a law school in Indiana.

Haha this. I met some valpo law students once. They were dummies.

[VaughnP]

Dave's strong 138 probably wasn't a good enough score to get him in there.