When Action Bronson dies, are people going to be like, surprised?

[anatine]

The man wears socks with flipflops for gods sake, I'm guessing to make his prosthetic toes less obvious.

[Hillbilly Jim]

pretty sure his insides have been embalmed by thc and bacon grease, kid will live until he is 83

[anatine]

I see this playing out a bit differently Jimielle.

[Hillbilly Jim]

to be fair i could also see him dying today because his insides are embalmed by thc and bacon grease

[Behemoth]

Sonatine, thats your brother

[Behemoth]

Bronson is the most talented fat white bearded rapper to come along in the last two decades. PERIOD

[Behemoth]

not since this man has there been such a talent

https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/sammy-sosa-white-2.jpg

[Bobby Wong]

tine just salty because he had to shave his beard so people would stop confusing him with action bronson

[Bobby Wong]

meanwhile action bronson is like, why do people keep calling me sonatine and what the fuck is this pony forum they say they know me from?

[Behemoth]

Bronson is like the fat dumb kid that graduated high school at 20 and already had 2 kids, driving a blazer with 4 15s in that you could barely hear over the exhaust. And he was prolly banging E-40